≡The Imperial Erotican≡ - unproven XWF rookie. Caped, chromed, and ready to indulge.

     If my goal were to confuse you, Steve, I'd say I accomplished it long ago.

     Aren't we all playing roles, Steven? My role is to fly in under the radar, quietly establish myself and sink my blades deep into the foundation, and stir up thought processes that have already been fluttering like a beautiful butterfly. At first, very few will take note of my actions but those who take a second look may be lead to believe I am someone I'm not.

     There you go, Sayors. There you go; that's exactly the type of thinking I like to provoke but it goes far beyond that of my outer gear. There are things I've already said and done that may stimulate the minds of some while being completely undetected by the others. The magic of a place like the XWF is that all of the adventures and stories that unfold within these walls are displayed for the entire world - outsiders included - to view and review as often or at any time they please. Some of the people watching right now have seen everything this XWF has had to offer and some have only seen a fraction. Tell me, Steven, who do you think of when I talk about pyramids and Egypt???

     But I've done my research and I've spoken with Shane on many occasions before and after his decapitation. I know you were here in the XWF many, many years ago....when those words, pyramid and Egypt, would have made you think of a different name. Very few today would even know what I am talking about unless they're long time followers of the XWF, but wasn't it an ongoing process back then? Wasn't there always some big, bad Egyptian lurking in the distant past, always being brought up as if it might have finally been their grand return? I'm here to exploit that vulnerability to the fullest, among others.

     So you see as times change they in all actuality stay the same. The class of yesterday always wondered where their big, bad Egyptian was hiding and when he'd return. Is he under that mask? Is he lurking behind that next debut shadow? And then we have the XWF class of today which is starting to exhibit some of the same with their own big, bad Egyptian theories...except it was originally a woman this time. How can a woman garner so much recognition? Bah! Rubbish! All that aside, one fact remains very true - We've come to a point in time, Sayors, where all somebody needs to do is proclaim themselves some kind of royalty and the murmurs in the back will be of the letters E S P, even in a situation where a MALE is the one standing before them and claiming to be their king.

     "It seems" .....is exactly that. I'm doing everything right before your eyes, dear child. Nothing is being hidden from plain sight other than my face. I come to make a triumphant career of mocking the art of thought provocation and there are going to be pieces of that puzzle that I throw straight into your and everyone else's faces along the way. I am Axle King under this chrome dome, and I am in fact the king of all kings. Monday night it will be Colton Bryan who discovers that first hand. From there, perhaps I'll take to a new ruse and we'll be having a very different, unexpected conversation. Just know that there's nothing you really know, and that's ALL you need to ever trust.

     Am I? If I told you yes, would you bank on that? Perhaps in the end it will be revealed that all you needed to do before me was bow, profligate.

     Do you? Do you thank me for my time? What about your time? Perhaps your time would be better spent in the arms of my congregation? My name is Eli James...the 6th.

     Way? What do you know of the way? The way of the Erotican awaits you and will illuminate you so that you may walk straight into the age of reason, unscathed. If only I wasn't wearing this helmet, you'd see my fedora underneath it.