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E.M.E.F - John_Black - 04-04-2014



XWF hears an unreleased Verse of "Vomitspit" from E.M.E.F Blacky...

You hear a beat that sounds like a Pinnical Nookie

I'm Under the bridge like a fucking Rhino on top of Eli under wings

This is a man who can hit a Vomitspin around you like an 8-Ball

Drinking some Gannosuke with the buttersock on top of you Champ

Arking the pinnicale trick inside your pin-up girls with that swag

All class within no Jacknife holding you down like a Cher Girl

Hitting you with the split leg under your Rana

As I strike a simple Parana on your face with ace

Like a Famous Amos jacking off to a Kookie filled Fuid job

E.M.E.F just jacked you some flavor Sunset Flipin Martini..



RE: E.M.E.F - SwagMire - 04-05-2014

(04-04-2014, 05:21 PM)John_Black Said:

XWF hears an unreleased Verse of "Vomitspit" from E.M.E.F Blacky...

You hear a beat that sounds like a Pinnical Nookie

I'm Under the bridge like a fucking Rhino on top of Eli under wings

This is a man who can hit a Vomitspin around you like an 8-Ball

Drinking some Gannosuke with the buttersock on top of you Champ

Arking the pinnicale trick inside your pin-up girls with that swag

All class within no Jacknife holding you down like a Cher Girl

Hitting you with the split leg under your Rana

As I strike a simple Parana on your face with ace

Like a Famous Amos jacking off to a Kookie filled Fuid job

E.M.E.F just jacked you some flavor Sunset Flipin Martini..

"Bridge, pin in pinnacle, pinnacal, spin, pin-up, on top, split leg, rana, parana, pin in fluid, jackknife, kookie was a wrestler pin connection, sunset flip, plus the word pin in flipin. Pretty sure under wings, cher girl, and famous Amos have some connection I'm missing. There's no mention of E.M.E.F and pins, but calling it now. Fucking darkies always trying to steal. Danger doom sucked."


E.M.E.F - Ozymandias - 04-06-2014

Ozymandias happens to be watching all of this transpire on the XWF's camera feed and sends a ref in to make the pin....



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3!!!


New Ark Champion John Black!!!


SwagMire has no idea what is going on, he looks around, tears coming out of his eyes like he was just the victim of a hate crime when suddenly the ref hands SwagMire a note.


You forgot to kick out.



RE: E.M.E.F - SwagMire - 04-06-2014

Goddammit. I suck. :(