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re:Trigger Happy - Kuda - 05-03-2019
(05-02-2019, 09:17 PM)Lacklan Said: Well, tonight we learned that COMPLETELY getting EVERYTHING about your opponent wrong AND cutting a promo which was basically random swear words thrown together like a kid trying to impress others on the schoolyard is NOT the way to properly prepare for a match.
Kuda walks by in a Gucci jacket, fanning himself with a stack of money and a copy of the next Anarchy card where HE, and not Lacklan, is in the main event.
”Funny. I learned what taking a dive means.”
re:Trigger Happy - Lacklan - 05-03-2019
"Hahahaha! I lost on PURPOSE!""
-Every pussy I have ever beat
Trigger Happy - Kuda - 05-03-2019
”Because it’s just SO implausible that management would rather throw their weight behind someone adored by the fans and their fellow wrestlers with a great look, in-ring style, and vastly more entertaining camera work, as opposed to a vapid cunt who bores people on camera and annoys them off it.
And even MORE implausible would be that management struck up a deal with them to lose to the likes of John Rogan and Sarah Lacklan to build up sympathy before a surprise spot in the first Anarchy title match, right? Surely someone on such a losing streak wouldn’t be placed in a high profile match, unless...”
Raj looks at Kuda’s name in the main event again
”Hmm. Makes a fella wonder.”
re:Trigger Happy - Lacklan - 05-03-2019
I just learned that someone's full name is Kuda Blackwater 😳
re:Trigger Happy - Kuda - 05-03-2019
Quote:Vinnie Lane: “That was intense! Kuda has been on a bit of a slide, but I don’t think the big guy even cares! Let’s get our last commercial break out of the way before tonight’s main event!”
Kuda walks off, attempting to whistle.
re:Trigger Happy - Lacklan - 05-03-2019
There is this SUPER triggered dude at my work 😳
Wonder how long it will take HIM to start a children's show in a cry of desperation for relevance 🤔
re:Trigger Happy - Hootie H. Hootie - 05-03-2019
You are lovely
If I was a human person I would want to look like you
re:Trigger Happy - Lacklan - 05-03-2019
Lets be honest here: Bubo obsessing over me isn't even the weirdest thing this week.
Trigger Happy - Hootie H. Hootie - 05-03-2019
Love me
re:Trigger Happy - Lacklan - 05-03-2019
First official game of the LFL season today! Kenzi has been distracted as FLAME lately...though avoids talking about why...so I hope she can focus when she needs to. I certainly know Ax is going to be focused on our run plays!
GOOOOooooooooOOOOOOO HITGIRLS!
Trigger Happy - The Brothers Blackwater - 05-03-2019
" Your voice is euthanasia for the listeners."
Trigger Happy - Noah Jackson - 05-03-2019
"Gotta love the Lacklan defense. Gets shat on and has no comeback in the slightest so just calls people triggered."
"Fucking hell, you are an empty husk of a cunt."
re:Trigger Happy - Lacklan - 05-03-2019
Jesus CHRIST. The flight from Florida to Vegas only had Dasani. Where the FUCK is my Fiji?! OMG MY DAY IS RUINED