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RE: Kliq!Pack up your bags! - Shawn Michaels - 09-24-2014
You!
You didn't screw Sunny right in front of Skip like I did. Then I made him clean up after us and the Kid pooped in his bags.
And hers.
Hey man, you can get with her now if you want - she sells herself on Skype.
OR - you could watch me - THE HEARTBREAK KID SHAWN MICHAELS - on the WWE network for only
$9.99!!!!
Kliq!Pack up your bags! - Peter Fn Gilmour - 09-24-2014
hey all u old farts.. go back up north. this is the XWF not the old folks home
Kliq!Pack up your bags! - Vince McMahon - 09-24-2014
THE BOSS: "Why don't you go back to the buffet table you fat fuck!"
RE: Kliq!Pack up your bags! - Mastermind - 09-24-2014
Why don't you go to the retirement home, that's where all old wrestlers should go to, including you Vince.
RE: Kliq!Pack up your bags! - X-Pac - 09-24-2014
Well, if you guys had any talent
or could draw decent ratings
Then Shane
wouldn't have to turn to the kliq!our age ain't the numbers that matter. its the RATINGS NUMBER that matters!
and the ratings numbers dont lie
x-pac, scott, big kev, hunter, and shawn = strong ratings
mastermind, john black, gilmour, and kendall = no viewers
because all 4 of them... SUCK!!
and if you're not down with that, then we got two words for ya
SUCK IT!
RE: Kliq!Pack up your bags! - Shawn Michaels - 09-24-2014
Good ol' Vinnie Mac knows EXACTLY who to thank for those ratings - definitely not punks like Mastermind, or this Pete Gilmour guy. Gilmour, you wanna call me old, but I bet your MOMMA was wearing HBK t-shirts and dressing you up like me when you were a kid! Too bad even then you were too fat to fit into my tights.
I made the WWE what it is today by making superstars out of nobodies like Steve Austin and Rocky Maivia - without me, without the KLIQ spreading far and wide and even watching the Hulk Hogan Ego Tour down in Atlanta interesting for a few years, you two chumps wouldn't even have jobs!
That's why Vince here just stands there gulping and lets me do whatever the hell I want - because he owes me his whole life!
H over here bangs the Billion Dollar Princess, but Vince was my bitch long before that!
And just like my buddy Pac here says - if you ain't down with any of that, you can just SUCK IT!
Kliq!Pack up your bags! - Diesel - 09-25-2014
I'm staying right here, Vince! It's where you told me to go in the first place!
If you don't like it, then maybe I should just effete you in the ring...
I mean defeat you in the ring!
Kliq!Pack up your bags! - Triple H - 09-25-2014
Invasion?
Who said anything about an invasion?
The Kliq isn't here to run things at all.
We're just a couple of guys brought in to increase ratings, wrestle some of the XWF's low rent talent and collect a pay check.
That's it.
So don't you worry John Black, we aren't here to take your job.
If anything The Kliq is here to enhance the careers of guys like you.
Kliq!Pack up your bags! - Peter Fn Gilmour - 09-25-2014
Hey hbshizzle don't u got a goat to fuck???
Kliq!Pack up your bags! - Vince McMahon - 09-25-2014
THE MAN WITH THE REDDEST FACE: "I'm damn sick and tired of this XWF krap!"
"You boys wanna stay with these fat assholes and this punk Mastermind who calls us old but looks about 50 himself. FINE!!!"
"But I'm staying too. I'm gonna watch you ungrateful sacks of crap like a hawk! And I'll wait till you come crawling back."
"Huuuh. At least Austin isn't here."
(Foreboding?)
RE: Kliq!Pack up your bags! - Shane McMahon - 09-25-2014
Dad... The Prodigal Son is here and don't worry pops, I'm not planning on buying XWF right from under your nose like I did with WCW. I'm here to help you!
Plus, I need a break from that YOU on demand stuff
Kliq!Pack up your bags! - Triple H - 09-25-2014
Still having problems wetting the bed Shane?
Yeah, Steph told me about that.
RE: Kliq!Pack up your bags! - Shane McMahon - 09-25-2014
Look who it is, my big nosed brother-in-law. Hey, Trip just think if I hung around in the WWE, I would have your job. The boy wonder is a successful business man. Guess what? I DID IT ALL ON MY OWN! Unlike you, Pinocchio
Kliq!Pack up your bags! - Triple H - 09-25-2014
You did what on your own?
Used the money that pops gave you to start your own business?
How's that working out for you?
I heard you lost a couple mil last year.
Not me though, I'm still raking in the cash.
Oh and by the way, Marissa offered to blow me at last year's family Christmas party.
Kliq!Pack up your bags! - Vince McMahon - 09-25-2014
THE MAC DADDY: "Just look at my two boys arguing. Brings a damn tear to my eye."
"You two remind me of the Briscoe brothers, but better, somehow."
RE: Kliq!Pack up your bags! - Shane McMahon - 09-25-2014
You're racking?
Wow.. Still stupid ain't ya? Don't you mean raking?
Anyway how is Lynn? Please tell her to stop texting me and sending me nudes.
I'm a married man. You might be with my sister but I don't want your's. Yuk.
Oh and have you finally stop taking the roids?