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Ladies and Gentlemen... - Kaiser - 08-19-2014
"Just keep digging."
Ladies and Gentlemen... - Darren Dangerous - 08-20-2014
Hey there Satoko, maybe if you saw the side of me that the ladies I have slept with you would have a slightly different opinion of me. Care to find out?
RE: Ladies and Gentlemen... - Satoko - 08-20-2014
Darren, sweetie, unless the side of you that those ladies saw is a nice.... big.... bank account. Then I'll pass.
Ladies and Gentlemen... - Blizzard - 08-20-2014
I got money, you want baby?
RE: Ladies and Gentlemen... - Satoko - 08-20-2014
(08-20-2014, 05:46 PM)Blizzard Said: I got money, you want baby?
Your place or mine?
RE: Ladies and Gentlemen... - SwagMire - 08-20-2014
"Long time no see, Satoko. Weren't we supposed to have some fun a while ago? Frodo's place.
Ladies and Gentlemen... - Darren Dangerous - 08-20-2014
Ouch Satoko, no need to hit below the belt, but as far as my bank account goes, its fatter than I am, and yes the rumors are true. I have an 8 inch dick.
How about you blow off these smug bastards and come back to my hotel room for a few drinks?
RE: Ladies and Gentlemen... - Satoko - 08-20-2014
It's like a feeding frenzy in here all of a sudden.
Ladies and Gentlemen... - Gator - 08-20-2014
"Hey Satoko, nice to meet you."
*Gator waves*
"Now Darren, I would like to add another shovel to this hole you're digging. Todd! Hit the replay button!"
*Todd hits the replay button... Whatever that is*
(08-12-2014, 08:06 PM)Darren Dangerous Said: I have a 11 1/2 inch penis
"Darren, either you're a compulsive liar or you are using one fucked up ruler, considering you just said you had an eight inch dick."
"I don't have much more to add, just wanted to tell you to go fuck yourself really."
"..."
"Bye Satoko."
Ladies and Gentlemen... - Darren Dangerous - 08-20-2014
shrinkage
RE: Ladies and Gentlemen... - Vincent Lane - 08-20-2014
I don't know about you guys, but I measure from the anus.
Ladies and Gentlemen... - Darren Dangerous - 08-20-2014
Satako, let me start over. How would you like to come back to my room for a drink and a foot rub? I am sure your feet must be tired.
RE: Ladies and Gentlemen... - SwagMire - 08-20-2014
"For a man swimming in pussy you do seem pretty desperate."
RE: Ladies and Gentlemen... - Satoko - 08-20-2014
(08-20-2014, 07:13 PM)SwagMire Said: "For a man swimming in pussy you do seem pretty desperate."
But his offer does sound quite tempting, you have to give him that. Unlike somebody who gets me all excited with the promise of matches that never come to be. Ahem...
RE: Ladies and Gentlemen... - Blizzard - 08-20-2014
(08-20-2014, 05:55 PM)Satoko Said:(08-20-2014, 05:46 PM)Blizzard Said: I got money, you want baby?
Your place or mine?
Let's meet halfway and bang it out in my Lambo. You just need to bring documentation proving that your fertile and disease free. Standard procedure to be impregnated by Da Bliz.
RE: Ladies and Gentlemen... - SwagMire - 08-20-2014
"Damn, girl. You know I didn't have anything to do with that match being blocked. You set it up and I'll tag with you any day. If I didn't have a girlfriend I'd take your pretty ass out to the movies."
Ladies and Gentlemen... - Darren Dangerous - 08-20-2014
Swaggy, I never imaged myself as desperate and if you are referring to my encounters earlier those were business more than pleasure. This is what I would consider pleasure by getting to relax at the end of a long day with a drink and the company of a truly beautiful lady. Now if you boys will excuse us, I promised that lady here a drink. Shall we Satoko?
Ladies and Gentlemen... - Blizzard - 08-20-2014
Who let Uncle Fester in here?
RE: Ladies and Gentlemen... - SwagMire - 08-20-2014
"Satoko is an escort. You're begging an escort to sleep with you. Begging an escort. That's desperate. That makes me look smooth. Enjoy that realization."
Ladies and Gentlemen... - Darren Dangerous - 08-20-2014
Who's begging? I invited her to my room for a drink while you and some other jabroni are drooling over her. The fact of me mentioning the size of my cock is completely irrelevant.
RE: Ladies and Gentlemen... - Vincent Lane - 08-20-2014
She's an escort?
Thank god, man, I thought I just lost 400 dollars in the taxi or something.
RE: Ladies and Gentlemen... - SwagMire - 08-20-2014
(08-20-2014, 08:21 PM)Darren Dangerous Said: Who's begging? I invited her to my room for a drink while you and some other jabroni are drooling over her. The fact of me mentioning the size of my cock is completely irrelevant.
"Drooling? Negro please. I'm greeting a friend who I was supposed to tag with. If I wanted, I'd have Sataoko quicker than anyone. You're just mad because you're begging an escort and getting called on it. Go jerk off to WGWF and Gilly some more."
Ladies and Gentlemen... - Darren Dangerous - 08-20-2014
Again... I wasn't begging. I have already been fucked twice today and blown in the elevator, remember? And why would I jerk off to guys, isn't that your job?
...and for the record I am white.
Ladies and Gentlemen... - Darren Dangerous - 08-20-2014
Ok Satoko I tell you what... Here is $3,000 to come back to my room with me for a drink and so we can talk a little business. Once this business has been discussed I will give you another $2,000. Are you interested in hearing what I have to say darling?
RE: Ladies and Gentlemen... - Satoko - 08-20-2014
(08-20-2014, 08:39 PM)Darren Dangerous Said: Ok Satoko I tell you what... Here is $3,000 to come back to my room with me for a drink and so we can talk a little business. Once this business has been discussed I will give you another $2,000. Are you interested in hearing what I have to say darling?
See now you're definitely speaking my language, lead the way.
Ladies and Gentlemen... - Darren Dangerous - 08-21-2014
Now that is what I like to hear, later gays I mean guys.
RE: Ladies and Gentlemen... - Pest - 08-21-2014
Senpai notices Satoko. Senpai would be disgusted if Satoko fucks Darren. Senpai thinks it might be cleaner to fuck a bovine.
Ladies and Gentlemen... - Darren Dangerous - 08-21-2014
Having nightmares again? I already fucked her but that wasn't the purpose of why I wanted to be alone with her.
RE: Ladies and Gentlemen... - Pest - 08-21-2014
Then you saw her dick?
. Satoko is a Kathoey.
Ladies and Gentlemen... - Darren Dangerous - 08-21-2014
? That's not what your mom and lady friend said yesterday.
RE: Ladies and Gentlemen... - Pest - 08-21-2014
Considering my mother is dead, and my only lady friend is Barbie. I'd say this is another case of Darren being full of shit. Seems to be quite common.
Ladies and Gentlemen... - Darren Dangerous - 08-21-2014
You're a fucking idiot.
(OOC: Stop trying to fuck up my RPs)
RE: Ladies and Gentlemen... - Pest - 08-21-2014
Says the man who cannot even bother to find out about people he hires actors to portray. Or can't keep his lies straight.
Ladies and Gentlemen... - Darren Dangerous - 08-21-2014
get a fucking life already
RE: Ladies and Gentlemen... - Pest - 08-21-2014
You don't like that you can't best me? You don't like that you're miles beneath me? What do you like? Making up stories and fables to boost your worth to the company? Odd how I'm not the only to call you on it.
RE: Ladies and Gentlemen... - Scully - 08-21-2014
My mum's name isn't Emma either... Tut tut tut
Ladies and Gentlemen... - Darren Dangerous - 08-21-2014
Her name wasn't important...
Ladies and Gentlemen... - Peter Fn Gilmour - 08-21-2014
she was a slut
RE: Ladies and Gentlemen... - Darren Dangerous - 08-21-2014
(08-21-2014, 02:13 PM)Mr WGWF Said: You don't like that you can't best me? You don't like that you're miles beneath me? What do you like? Making up stories and fables to boost your worth to the company? Odd how I'm not the only to call you on it.
I don't like that you are trying to make me look like an idiot when you are the one who is a jackass that can only say the same shit over and over and none of it is in the least bit relevant or interesting. You act like you know how this place works and despite me only being here a short time I know more this place than you do and even though I have yet to have my first match here yet I am taken more serious than you ever will be. You say your mother is dead? No wonder she didn't move much. Why don't you go dig yourself a hole and join her. I will take good care of pussy for you, and by pussy I mean your girlfriend.
RE: Ladies and Gentlemen... - Pest - 08-21-2014
So, how do I make you look like an idiot if you're not? And do you forget that your only real insults are "choda boy" "pussy" and "
." Pot, meet Kettle. It's ok, though. Believe what you want, perception very rarely changes reality.