GATOR
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MUDDY WATERS
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HOT DOG THE "TIGHT FIVE" RADIO CITY RUMBLE The ring is surrounded by starving open-mic stand-up comedians. Competitors are covered in drink tickets and green room leftovers. To win, be the last one not thrown over the top rope to the attention-hungry comics. To lose? Might be a fate worse than death.
MATCH #2:
ELIJAH MARTIN
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CHARLIE NICKELS BLINDFOLDED REFEREE MATCH The referee can't see a thing! Competitors can bend the rules all they want! Don't even have to go behind the referee's back if he can't see from his front... But how do you get him to count...?