01-19-2014, 08:34 PM
Morbid is seated on a plane heading back to the United States of America after his ordeal at the Vatican…and in the police station….
The trouble hungry Morbid Angel is cuffed to the seat in the back of the plane with an Air Marshal seated next to him with one hand on a gun…just incase Morbid decides to get cute in the air.
Stewardess-” Welcome to trans-Atlantic flights. Our trip will be starting shortly and will remain for 19 hours. We please ask you all to remain seated until we are fully in the air which should be 20 minutes. After that feel free to move about the cabin. The Movie on this flight today will be a special treat. Shindlers List! It is their 20th anniversary for this historic film. Please enjoy!
The stewardess walks off and takes a seat
Morbid shakes his head and looks at the Air Marshal
Morbid-”I really hate that movie! You know it was all bullshit!?”
Air Marshal-”Don’t fucking talk to me! You are an embarrassment to the united states!”
Morbid-”well that’s a bit fresh! I am not American you fucking boob! Suck on that!”
Air Marshal-”But you live there by choice so ergo you are an embarrassment!”
Morbid-”I am not…………you really think so?”
Air Marshal-”Yes I do!”
Morbid-”May I ask why you would think this? I mean I am Morbid Angel! Hero to some and I even have fans….somewhere….probably in Cleveland….”
Air Marshal-”You disgraced us by what you did in Rome! At the Vatican and you make the USA look like a haven for what I would call you!”
Morbid-”And what would that be”
Air Marshal-”A foreign invader!”
Morbid-”NEIN! DAS JUDA BEGRIFF!”
Air Marshal-”what did you say Invader?!”
Morbid-”I said…no…”
Air Marshal-” No more talking! Watch the fucking movie or sleep or do whatever it is that you do when you are not bothering people!”
Morbid-”Ich weiß, was du bist! Juda!
Air Marshal-”What the fuck did you just say?!”
Morbid-”Oh! I’m sorry…I keep forgetting that American’s can only speak one language! This is totally my fault…sorry for assuming that you were smart…I Asked if I can shoot my Promo…for my fight tomorrow?”
Air Marshal-”If you get out of line I will shut you the fuck down!”
Morbid-”scouts honor! I will behave!”
Morbid with a “shit eating” grin on his face he turns to the camera and starts to speak!
Morbid-”Diaz…you amaze me! You really do…seems like your own advice is tossed into the trash because you are so full of yourself!
Look at what you did here…you said you wouldn’t do exactly what you did…and more!
You swallowed a vibrator? What the fuck for? Why would you do that? Were you trying to stimulate your bowel? That is the only real purpose for the swallowing…so…yeah…you are…special…
And what women made me look bad? I have to ask this question? Where and when? I must be missing something important here. I feel I might have missed something somewhere and I need this brought to my attention….Help me Jessica! I need your guidance finding these women who make me look so bad so I can spank them! They are very naughty!
Hole huh? I live in a 10 bedroom hole in my own fucking town? Why does everyone not remember that I am not homeless garbage? Oooh….I know why now…it’s the Satanic stuff and the Nazi ideas…I must be gutter trash…I see now! Passing judgment because of what your poor mother told you what Evil and hate looks like…Looks an awful lot like me huh? Pretty scary I guess considering you are telling me about how much of an idiot I am and how much like garbage I look.
Lets break it down AGAIN. Steroids are not cheap, a town is not cheap, my house, these cloths, my hair! NOT CHEAP! So again…I’ll allow your tiny famine mind to absorb all of this as we continue.
We can tell that you are most likely homeless due to your many personalities. Most people with untreated conditions like yours suffer the ill advantage of being homeless because most can’t get reliable work OR no landlord wants to trust a loon. That and medication is very expensive!
Yes the XWF pays you to fight people…or at the very most shake tits…
They pay you for what? Delusional fantasies? Conversations with yourself and adventures that are not really happening? Come the fuck on here! Were talking I never seen your REAL home once…always fucking around with the crazy. And you always talk convincingly about me loosing but you fall short with proof and even if you had some then you would have trouble finding people to listen because no one gives a shit about you enough to watch your promos…goddamn almost an hour waiting for one fucking shake that may or may not happen! You lost your goddamn mind!
Wyatt Reynolds? You come back with that hack? Where is he now? Where is the Phantom Stranger now? You bring up names for people are don’t appear because they are still recovering from their injuries. Suffering caused by my hand mind you! I HAVE NEVER LOST A MATCH! Never once! I walk this earth as an eternal victor! Find me a human and I will make them pay! ALMIGHTY SATAN GUIDE MY HAND AGAINST THESE BASTARDS OF CHRIST!
But again…you are jewish…AND THE JEWISH INVADERS!
And again…Me getting a job? I was tracked down by a scout...enjoying retirement before I came back. He signed me to cause harm to those little cunts that don’t fucking RESPECT THEIR ELDERS! Little Jessica do you fall into that category? If you remember the first appearance here at the XWF I wasn’t showcased but against some worthless whores that were fixing to lose their jobs anyway. Had to clean house. My first few matches I cleared the garbage and made room and now I stand in the middle! MIDDLE! Not bad for two months! And you stand where? Still in the fucking middle! After how much longer? So this makes you what? Next pile of trash for the truck? Yes?
Diaz…you offend with your lack of respect when it comes to me. You should realize that even if…I said IF I didn’t win against those two you mentioned. I still won 7 fights. That is a good number…not as round as I want but a 7 is a 7 and if you were right…I said WERE its 7 out of 9! Still pretty good if it were true…I AM UNDEFEATED! YOU ARE NOTHING! WHORE!
Lets go back to my signing shall we. We all know that Paul is no jew. Granted the name is less than suspicious but in the business world we must take into account that Jews go farther in this business. Like in the movie Snatch…Doug the Head…not a jew! So in a way you can understand that his jewish name isn’t actually jewish…actually his name is Paul Hines…something….anyway…Not jewish so that argument fell in on its self there…sorry…next time try something real. Like how Shane offered me Potato juice and potato chips to review my contract with the XWF before I officially started…that motherfucker really likes potatos! I guess he loves carbohydrates! Were talking on average they are 12 to 20 carbs per. Not to mention sodium! Satan he must be carb-loading for the gym or something! I don’t know…either that or he is fat! But who am I to judge? I am just one of the many on a payroll destroying people day in and day out…going where no one has gone before…did you see me in the Vatican? I did that for you! Figuring you talk insane and untrue I would do something real and over the top! How was that? Did you enjoy? I noticed you think I’ll go to a Synagogue next and high five a rabbi? Why? I would never! Get that jew dust off of me! I SCREAM! ICK! But I understand what you were trying to accomplish there and I find it funny….you were trying to imply a setup where somehow Gio paid Vatican guards to let me sit on the throne and the Cardinal wasn’t actually a Cardinal but a janitor…no…Is it that hard to believe that I can have fans? Well…one less now…and they are one less cardinal so go fuck yourself! I can tell you this…the XWF does not have the available funds to build a set that large and the church would not take a bribe that would offer such shame on their institution. With that being said…I wanted to slap the pope but he was sleeping…so I am a man to please the fans and they want me to go into places and do shit…like the Vatican and do what it is that I do….I do it well
Expecting me to be anything else is just silly! I am Morbid Angel and I am here to raise the Bar! Tomorrow we fight! Tomorrow I show you what true suffering is and I can add your sorry spit of a name to my list of the fallen…I have this Griffin Macafll…..something…..I’ll call him Griffin…fuck it! Griffin to turn my attention to! He looks harder than you…its probably the penis………..wait……not that his penis is hard for me…..I mean it could be. I am considered an attractive man but……..fuck! Scratch that! He is a tougher competition than you! You are some little bitch….I don’t think I called you that yet this segment! Maybe……
You love my disturbing imagery! And by love I mean gets you all in a tizzy! If you were not offended then you would have ignored me and my idiotic shit I do…but you didn’t so I intrigued you! Sucked you into my little net and you are now caught up in my high impact ideas of life and religion…even some other shit that isn’t really important. Notice how that works? If I were not interesting you would have ignored me and kept going with your nescient bullshit…So…in a way I am in your mind! I watch your little Promo’s every day and I see no change until I hit that Jessica Diaz button! Once I hit that nerve you snap to! ATTENTION! And actually make a few coherent sentences…almost an entire string of them. Amazing I think! How’s that? Did I get it right? I feel Like I may have….I feel like I got one over on you…Must be my ignorant mind of the gutter rat filthing rants from long forgotten ways!…
We all need to also remember that Morbid Angel…which is me….incase you have forgotten among your little crazy quips.
I went to medical school once…I am a Mortician by choice and I love my job! Not that I couldn’t be a good doctor but in my line of work if you fuck up…no one gets sued…a real Doctor fucks up and people are getting sued like crazy….so wild Morbid Angel that shit! And to consider this as well….you talked about me talking in third person and that is unacceptable but you talk to three people inside yourself? What the fuck does that have to do with anything? Besides Morbid Angel isn’t really my fucking name! it’s a goddamn stage name! I will give you first blow in the ring if you can tell me some of my past without your little bullshit making fun of crap. Hunt down the many times I told my history that wasn’t displayed in a fucking file! Tell me my entire real name, my birth place, where I lived, how my mother died and current events going on in my life. If you can put on your big girl panties and pull that vibrator out of your stomach then you might be able to get the first hit on me. Do it! Lets see if you can…you might be surprised at what you will find! This way we can stop your little rants about wild Morbid Angel who basically rules everything he touches and is just so goddamn good looking! I mean look at this face…LOOK AT IT! Doesn’t it look like the face of someone you want to be mean to?
I didn’t think so…But I fully understand what you mean when you shot the promo…everyone is tough from behind a camera with the bully miles away in Rome. Don’t worry my sweet darling. I am on the way home! And when I get there I will stalk you down in your little dumpster and kill you in your sleep!
I am the worst thing you’ve ever crossed and that is my own personal promise! Ask around and you shall receive the truth about me! I am what you fear and if you don’t fear me yet you will before the sun sets a second time!
As we can see the stumbling through words is all on you. My words are plentiful and opulent in tone! Far from conclusion in my little “masquerade”…you should have called it my “Diabolical Masquerade”…would have been more befitting of one such as myself…don’t you think? Oh…are my words getting too big for you? Excuse me if my verbal assault on your inability to properly deflect my ignorant tones which seem to waft their way into that daft space in your soon to be bludgeoned head.
Ironic…don’t you think? The one who claims to be the intellectual here but only in her own mind being outdone by the foreign demon from another valley far from many land you would have knowledge of. Because inside you are a frightened little child awaiting a savior to pull you from the cliff! On the other side of that great precipice it is full of Evil and pain….I will Be there! I will Be your Guide!…and your tormentor! Can you handle that?
The scene fades to a Blood Red!