01-17-2014, 11:46 PM
Morbid Angel decided to go for a ride after his match with John Black. He rented a car…….
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Morbid Angel looked at the car for about 20 minutes before trying to get into the damned thing! A 6’9 400+ man trying to fit in a car half his size. Regardless he made the attempt. With the seat all the way back and the seat backing was all the way down, Morbid Angel’s legs were still forced in! a car normally meant for 4 passengers now looked like a funny car from the circus! His wide frame bursting over into the passengers side of the tiny car and his knees were up by his chest and Oh yes! It was a manual!
Morbid begins his adventure quickly realizing that he couldn’t get the car out of third gear due to the lack of room! The fastest car Fiat makes and it wouldn’t go faster than 30mph!
With the engine winding out as he has his foot to the floor on his adventure Morbid Angel turns on the radio to hear some music while he drives.
The radio turns on playing…this odd tune! Morbid Angel unable to see the monitor in the center of the dash over his knee ignores the dial and continues to drive. Listening to the soft sounds….of…Italy? Every few moments shaking his head negatively but still unable to touch the screen to change it!
He keeps driving and after an hour of getting lost around the city and doing his part in teaching these Italians some English…of the crude sort….the small car sputters and smokes as it rolls to a stop within eyeshot of a large building….
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Morbid heads for the large building! He knows what it is!
Morbid Angel saunters in that direction…the lights in the street begin to flicker and everything goes black! Morbid stops for a second to look around to make sure he is still alive and didn’t just drop dead! The entire town went black!
Now he has to navigate in the darkness of Rome to the building! With the moonlight as his guide he makes his way to the distant shine from golden items on the building.
A man bumps into Morbid Angel and falls to the ground! Morbid stops and looks at the old man as he gets up
Morbid-”watch where you are going old man! That’s how people die!”
Old man-”I recognize that voice. You are the Morbid Angel!”
Morbid-”What if I am?!”
Old man-”I am a HUGE fan! I am actually coming from the show right now!”
Morbid-”A fan huh…I have fans? that’s crazy!”
Old Man-”Oh yes! I feel you bring truth to the XWF. Most put on a false face but you show true.”
Morbid-”Truth…yes….truth….that’s me…..How much XWF do you watch?”
Old Man-”I watch what I can. It is hard where I stay. They wouldn’t understand.”
Morbid-”Why not? Were wholesome family fun…and shit……”
Old man-”I understand but when it comes to language. It is frowned upon here”
Morbid-”Well, in America it is too but no one listens to them! In Germany we cuss all the time but not in German…they are English words and that’s how no one gets offended! You should try it….”
Old man-”That would not go over well.”
Morbid starts to walk off towards his destination. The Old Man follows. Morbid snaps around
Morbid-”WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING!”
Old man-”I’m going home. It’s this way.”
Morbid-”Oh….I didn’t know that….hmm…”
Old man-”want to walk together?”
Morbid-”what? Together? Walk?…What?”
Old man-”Walk together for a while. We might be heading to the same area and that way it won’t be awkward when I follow you”
Morbid-”well when you put it that way….I want you to know….I am not a male prostitute like Levi Storm! I don’t sell this ass…”
There was a short silence between the two
Old man-”I wasn’t soliciting you. I just wanted to enjoy a conversation between the two of us on our way.”
Morbid-”OK…we shall walk together…non-homosexually! In a manly fashion!”
Morbid and the man continue their conversation about XWF, life, afterlife, Satan and even God! Morbid enjoyed the company not having a civil conversation for weeks now! Dealing with XWF prattle and nothing else. This was something Morbid needed!
The Two were so involved in their conversation that they both walked right up to the doors of this great building and didn’t even question what the other was doing.
The two stand at the door before realizing…they stop and the lights come on! They look at each other
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Morbid Angels eyes get wide!
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Morbid-”What in the FUCKING Hell!”
Old man-”I apologize if I am not what you expected. My name is Cardinal Valentine.”
Morbid still with the same look
Morbid-”What the FUCK! Valentine! FUCK!…you tricked me! I WILL NOT REPENT!”
The Cardinal-”It is not my intention to make you repent. I figured you were heading here. “
Morbid-”Why would you of all people walk me here? That doesn’t make any sense! You are a fucking Priest?!”
The Cardinal-”I assure you I am no Priest. I am a Cardinal to the Holy mother Church.”
Morbid-”Are you now!? One who enjoys evil and hate! What are you?….what the fuck is this!….SHANE FUCKING
IS THIS YOU! I DON’T DO PUNKED!”
The Cardinal-” This is not from Mr.. Please, join me inside where we can talk more. It would be an honor if you would.”
Morbid-”Honor huh…and I didn’t even have to dress nice or anything…fuck…the one time I get invited to someplace nice and I look like shit………………………in a manly way though………….”
The Cardinal-”In this house you shall not be judged. It is our honor to have a man such as yourself enter.”
Morbid-”Morbid Angel INVITED into the Vatican? Are you fucking serious?”
The Cardinal-”Morbid Angel partly. Kyril the man behind Morbid Angel mostly. It takes great genius to come up with a gimmick like Morbid Angel.”
Morbid-”Gimmick?….”
The two enter the Holy place and the sight was something to behold! Shiny was everywhere, large holy statues stand in every corner and Morbid was looking for something to desolate!
He knew the Cardinal invited him inside! All the guards were away! Morbid could do what he wants! Morbid wants to do the undone here at the XWF!
An Interview…sitting on the throne of St. Peters!……wearing the Pope’s Mitre (Pope’s hat)
Morbid-”can I ask a simple thing.”
The Cardinal-”What is it you want to know?”
Morbid-”I want to see the Throne of St Peters….”
The Cardinal-”Oh, I don’t know about that. Its most sacred.”
Morbid-”Oh Come on Valentine! I want to address my fans in the room…it’ll bring a lot of donations…I’ll ask for many donations! Loads!”
The Cardinal-”I guess for a couple of minutes….but no cursing in the Throne room, please. Our God’s may be at odds but respect is of the house.”
Morbid Sheepishly agrees and follows the Cardinal down a series of hallways! Standing at the doorway of the Great room! Morbid Angel enters triumphantly and sees the Throne across the room!…..he grins!
He walks over and takes a seat!
Morbid-”Comfortable….by any chance can I wear the Pope’s hat?
Cardinal-”Most certainly not! It is a religious vestment!”
Morbid-”OK! Fine!……
Morbid Looks into the camera and starts to speak
Morbid-”I do believe I hit a nerve with young Jessica Diaz! Notice how she ripped into me with weak trash talk…losing? HA! I have never lost a match and considering that you are really insane with multiple personalities we can all agree that you bitch is crazy!
Morbid never has been pinned nor will he ever. The Phantom Stranger? Where is he now? Where is he? I can wait for him to show back up but he won’t because I BROKE him!
dog? The jew rat calling me a dog? that’s rich!
How about we try something new….just an idea…how about we try and be original for one second? Just a thought….I mean everyone here has called me an idiot and a don’t believe I stooped to the level of others…I try and make you feel beautiful with my words….what is more romantic than talking about fucking your dismembered corpse? That is romantic! No? I thought it was romantic…most women want to lose weight fast and I am almost positive that ripping your limbs off will save you all of what? 50lbs? You would look gorgeous!
So Pretty….can I call you Pretty?….I think I will….Slit my throat will you? Are you tall enough? Strong enough? I don’t think you can…I see you quickly losing ground with your frantically frightened words! They come out in a shake!….it’s the stare…I know it’s the stare! Has got to be the stare! I keep telling you Sayers…Looks kill!
What are you talking about when it comes to not funny? I am not suppose to be funny! This is serious business and my business is good! I see what you do and how you do it. This sassy little wench walks around and shakes some tits and ass for the fans and you get a win because no one wants to fucking come at you! They want to poke you with the rock hard erection they are trying to conceal in their spandex! Fuck you! Giggle around with your “crazy talk” and get interesting only when the ending comes to the fucking promo. I rather take advice from Peter Gilmour than some dried up crack whore like you! Difference between you and Peter is he is what? 11 time 24/7 Champion? Xtreme Champion? Former tag champion and Trio champion…all you have is that trio belt! Which you only won because of ESP! who the fuck are you to give advice to anyone?
Back to your crazy. I can babble about the pink rubber duckies in the shower talking to me and the interesting conversations we have together! I just choose not to! But instead I have to listen to your incoherent drivel! Lady, they have drugs you can take…just at the local pharmacy…get those drugs and fix all your shit! Were talking one fucking pill here…maybe 2 and you can be as normal as me! Considering that I am very much normal…that says a lot.
So Jessica…Pretty! My feelings haven’t changed for you! I will still fuck your corpse….except I’ll have to rip your head off because of the Jew face! Yes catholic, Lutheran….jewish….almost the same thing….”
The Cardinal at this time is furious! Morbid gives him THE look as he walks by
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Morbid-”Oh Yeah…Donations, Donations, Donations!…..After all I am a man of my word…never lost a match and all…FOR VICTORY!”
On Morbid Angel’s way out of the building He passes by a glass case in the hall….the case contained the Papal Tiara! Morbid looks at the camera and quickly back at the glass….He punches the glass and Grabs it! Quickly putting it on his head!
Morbid-”Jessica Diaz….in the words of Peter Gilmour….Suck my Fucking Dick!”
The scene Fades to a Blood Red!
Morbid Angel looked at the car for about 20 minutes before trying to get into the damned thing! A 6’9 400+ man trying to fit in a car half his size. Regardless he made the attempt. With the seat all the way back and the seat backing was all the way down, Morbid Angel’s legs were still forced in! a car normally meant for 4 passengers now looked like a funny car from the circus! His wide frame bursting over into the passengers side of the tiny car and his knees were up by his chest and Oh yes! It was a manual!
Morbid begins his adventure quickly realizing that he couldn’t get the car out of third gear due to the lack of room! The fastest car Fiat makes and it wouldn’t go faster than 30mph!
With the engine winding out as he has his foot to the floor on his adventure Morbid Angel turns on the radio to hear some music while he drives.
The radio turns on playing…this odd tune! Morbid Angel unable to see the monitor in the center of the dash over his knee ignores the dial and continues to drive. Listening to the soft sounds….of…Italy? Every few moments shaking his head negatively but still unable to touch the screen to change it!
He keeps driving and after an hour of getting lost around the city and doing his part in teaching these Italians some English…of the crude sort….the small car sputters and smokes as it rolls to a stop within eyeshot of a large building….
Morbid heads for the large building! He knows what it is!
Morbid Angel saunters in that direction…the lights in the street begin to flicker and everything goes black! Morbid stops for a second to look around to make sure he is still alive and didn’t just drop dead! The entire town went black!
Now he has to navigate in the darkness of Rome to the building! With the moonlight as his guide he makes his way to the distant shine from golden items on the building.
A man bumps into Morbid Angel and falls to the ground! Morbid stops and looks at the old man as he gets up
Morbid-”watch where you are going old man! That’s how people die!”
Old man-”I recognize that voice. You are the Morbid Angel!”
Morbid-”What if I am?!”
Old man-”I am a HUGE fan! I am actually coming from the show right now!”
Morbid-”A fan huh…I have fans? that’s crazy!”
Old Man-”Oh yes! I feel you bring truth to the XWF. Most put on a false face but you show true.”
Morbid-”Truth…yes….truth….that’s me…..How much XWF do you watch?”
Old Man-”I watch what I can. It is hard where I stay. They wouldn’t understand.”
Morbid-”Why not? Were wholesome family fun…and shit……”
Old man-”I understand but when it comes to language. It is frowned upon here”
Morbid-”Well, in America it is too but no one listens to them! In Germany we cuss all the time but not in German…they are English words and that’s how no one gets offended! You should try it….”
Old man-”That would not go over well.”
Morbid starts to walk off towards his destination. The Old Man follows. Morbid snaps around
Morbid-”WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING!”
Old man-”I’m going home. It’s this way.”
Morbid-”Oh….I didn’t know that….hmm…”
Old man-”want to walk together?”
Morbid-”what? Together? Walk?…What?”
Old man-”Walk together for a while. We might be heading to the same area and that way it won’t be awkward when I follow you”
Morbid-”well when you put it that way….I want you to know….I am not a male prostitute like Levi Storm! I don’t sell this ass…”
There was a short silence between the two
Old man-”I wasn’t soliciting you. I just wanted to enjoy a conversation between the two of us on our way.”
Morbid-”OK…we shall walk together…non-homosexually! In a manly fashion!”
Morbid and the man continue their conversation about XWF, life, afterlife, Satan and even God! Morbid enjoyed the company not having a civil conversation for weeks now! Dealing with XWF prattle and nothing else. This was something Morbid needed!
The Two were so involved in their conversation that they both walked right up to the doors of this great building and didn’t even question what the other was doing.
The two stand at the door before realizing…they stop and the lights come on! They look at each other
Morbid Angels eyes get wide!
Morbid-”What in the FUCKING Hell!”
Old man-”I apologize if I am not what you expected. My name is Cardinal Valentine.”
Morbid still with the same look
Morbid-”What the FUCK! Valentine! FUCK!…you tricked me! I WILL NOT REPENT!”
The Cardinal-”It is not my intention to make you repent. I figured you were heading here. “
Morbid-”Why would you of all people walk me here? That doesn’t make any sense! You are a fucking Priest?!”
The Cardinal-”I assure you I am no Priest. I am a Cardinal to the Holy mother Church.”
Morbid-”Are you now!? One who enjoys evil and hate! What are you?….what the fuck is this!….SHANE FUCKING
IS THIS YOU! I DON’T DO PUNKED!”The Cardinal-” This is not from Mr.
. Please, join me inside where we can talk more. It would be an honor if you would.”Morbid-”Honor huh…and I didn’t even have to dress nice or anything…fuck…the one time I get invited to someplace nice and I look like shit………………………in a manly way though………….”
The Cardinal-”In this house you shall not be judged. It is our honor to have a man such as yourself enter.”
Morbid-”Morbid Angel INVITED into the Vatican? Are you fucking serious?”
The Cardinal-”Morbid Angel partly. Kyril the man behind Morbid Angel mostly. It takes great genius to come up with a gimmick like Morbid Angel.”
Morbid-”Gimmick?….”
The two enter the Holy place and the sight was something to behold! Shiny was everywhere, large holy statues stand in every corner and Morbid was looking for something to desolate!
He knew the Cardinal invited him inside! All the guards were away! Morbid could do what he wants! Morbid wants to do the undone here at the XWF!
An Interview…sitting on the throne of St. Peters!……wearing the Pope’s Mitre (Pope’s hat)
Morbid-”can I ask a simple thing.”
The Cardinal-”What is it you want to know?”
Morbid-”I want to see the Throne of St Peters….”
The Cardinal-”Oh, I don’t know about that. Its most sacred.”
Morbid-”Oh Come on Valentine! I want to address my fans in the room…it’ll bring a lot of donations…I’ll ask for many donations! Loads!”
The Cardinal-”I guess for a couple of minutes….but no cursing in the Throne room, please. Our God’s may be at odds but respect is of the house.”
Morbid Sheepishly agrees and follows the Cardinal down a series of hallways! Standing at the doorway of the Great room! Morbid Angel enters triumphantly and sees the Throne across the room!…..he grins!
He walks over and takes a seat!
Morbid-”Comfortable….by any chance can I wear the Pope’s hat?
Cardinal-”Most certainly not! It is a religious vestment!”
Morbid-”OK! Fine!……
Morbid Looks into the camera and starts to speak
Morbid-”I do believe I hit a nerve with young Jessica Diaz! Notice how she ripped into me with weak trash talk…losing? HA! I have never lost a match and considering that you are really insane with multiple personalities we can all agree that you bitch is crazy!
Morbid never has been pinned nor will he ever. The Phantom Stranger? Where is he now? Where is he? I can wait for him to show back up but he won’t because I BROKE him!
dog? The jew rat calling me a dog? that’s rich! How about we try something new….just an idea…how about we try and be original for one second? Just a thought….I mean everyone here has called me an idiot and a
don’t believe I stooped to the level of others…I try and make you feel beautiful with my words….what is more romantic than talking about fucking your dismembered corpse? That is romantic! No? I thought it was romantic…most women want to lose weight fast and I am almost positive that ripping your limbs off will save you all of what? 50lbs? You would look gorgeous! So Pretty….can I call you Pretty?….I think I will….Slit my throat will you? Are you tall enough? Strong enough? I don’t think you can…I see you quickly losing ground with your frantically frightened words! They come out in a shake!….it’s the stare…I know it’s the stare! Has got to be the stare! I keep telling you Sayers…Looks kill!
What are you talking about when it comes to not funny? I am not suppose to be funny! This is serious business and my business is good! I see what you do and how you do it. This sassy little wench walks around and shakes some tits and ass for the fans and you get a win because no one wants to fucking come at you! They want to poke you with the rock hard erection they are trying to conceal in their spandex! Fuck you! Giggle around with your “crazy talk” and get interesting only when the ending comes to the fucking promo. I rather take advice from Peter Gilmour than some dried up crack whore like you! Difference between you and Peter is he is what? 11 time 24/7 Champion? Xtreme Champion? Former tag champion and Trio champion…all you have is that trio belt! Which you only won because of ESP! who the fuck are you to give advice to anyone?
Back to your crazy. I can babble about the pink rubber duckies in the shower talking to me and the interesting conversations we have together! I just choose not to! But instead I have to listen to your incoherent drivel! Lady, they have drugs you can take…just at the local pharmacy…get those drugs and fix all your shit! Were talking one fucking pill here…maybe 2 and you can be as normal as me! Considering that I am very much normal…that says a lot.
So Jessica…Pretty! My feelings haven’t changed for you! I will still fuck your corpse….except I’ll have to rip your head off because of the Jew face! Yes catholic, Lutheran….jewish….almost the same thing….”
The Cardinal at this time is furious! Morbid gives him THE look as he walks by
Morbid-”Oh Yeah…Donations, Donations, Donations!…..After all I am a man of my word…never lost a match and all…FOR VICTORY!”
On Morbid Angel’s way out of the building He passes by a glass case in the hall….the case contained the Papal Tiara! Morbid looks at the camera and quickly back at the glass….He punches the glass and Grabs it! Quickly putting it on his head!
Morbid-”Jessica Diaz….in the words of Peter Gilmour….Suck my Fucking Dick!”
The scene Fades to a Blood Red!