01-08-2014, 09:50 PM
Caliban, Caliban, where do we start? How about how you’re a useless toaster?
Frodo looked at the camera, and just kind of chuckles a little.
Let’s start over. You’re a useless toaster, and in fact that is an insult to useless toasters everywhere. Jesus H. Christ, where do you get off judging anyone? On anything. Seriously, you have a Terry Pratchett sleeve. Having one T.P. tattoo is bad, but an entire sleeve. We might as well revoke your privileges to do anything by yourself. As a matter of fact, from now on I don’t want to see you do anything ever without proper adult supervision, I mean your mother, father, and all four grandparents. That does mean you need to go find Sycorax, somewhere, if not her I guess Stephano will work. Are you surprised I knew that in all my hobbit jizzed glory? Well, fuck you.
Don’t you have to go and attempt to rape Miranda? How’s that work anyway, little boy? You raping someone. Don’t you have to be able to dominate someone to rape them? From what I’ve seen of you here you’re just capable of a few dong shots followed by you getting your ass, sorry you’re a paddy so it’d be “arse” stomped for about 20 minutes. Didn’t you grab Morbid’s ankles so that he wouldn’t hurt you some more? Are you that big of a pussy? Go on back to your little shack in your little waste of a country. God, you’re almost as bad as McBride, or Gilmour.
Speaking of Gilmour, how the fuck do you get off judging Gilmour on anything? I may have a match against him coming up, and may not like the little pissant much, but he’s a whole lot more talented than you. He’s actually won a match, without touching another dude’s dong. I’ve realized something, for all of your talk about my dick sucking, and everything, you’re the one running around in your underwear touching other people’s penis. I think you’re gay, and trying to deflect it. Come on there “lad” admit it, you love male genitals on your face. When you admit it we can be friends.
And who cares if I did have a Bukkake going on in the locker room? Are you upset because no one invited you? Did you wanna play with my little hobbit hole? Come mr. Baggins, we’re going on an adventure! Wait, no because you’re an irish closet case. What is your fixation with the toilets in free clinics? You’ve used that expression a few times since you returned. Have you been using the free clinic toilets? Is that how you know how nasty they are?
We are straying from the point. The point is, you claim to be physically incapable of having a bad match, yet it seems like you’re not capable of having a winning match, either. Don’t get me wrong, I loved watching you get the shit knocked out of you, it was indeed a good match, but not a victory. Face it, you’re a pussy and a shit wrestler. If we face off I will beat you, then I will face rape you. Point blank, I will pull my dick out and ram it down your throat. Don’t fight it, embrace it. Lots of people like my dick, ask your mom and dad. They both loved it, especially when I slid in his backdoor.
So, what I’m saying, “boyo” is, come at me. I will end you, and I will make sure that the last thing you taste is my dirty dick. I will fuck your father up the ass, then without washing it, let it fester in my shorts for the duration of our match, at the end I will put his shit and my sweat down your throat using my dick. Hope you like the taste.
Frodo stands up, begins to walk away from the camera, and make a sandwich. As he is seen in the kitchen Crack walks over to the camera, and sits down.
Caliban, I don’t know who you are, really, but let me tell you something. Midge here, he’s not like other wrestlers, he doesn’t get pissed off like they do. He gets angry, then he forgets for a while. Before a match he usually pops a few pills to perk himself up. He’s actually bought PCP hoping he gets to fight you. You’ll be fighting a pissed off midget on PCP. Good luck.
Frodo looked at the camera, and just kind of chuckles a little.
Let’s start over. You’re a useless toaster, and in fact that is an insult to useless toasters everywhere. Jesus H. Christ, where do you get off judging anyone? On anything. Seriously, you have a Terry Pratchett sleeve. Having one T.P. tattoo is bad, but an entire sleeve. We might as well revoke your privileges to do anything by yourself. As a matter of fact, from now on I don’t want to see you do anything ever without proper adult supervision, I mean your mother, father, and all four grandparents. That does mean you need to go find Sycorax, somewhere, if not her I guess Stephano will work. Are you surprised I knew that in all my hobbit jizzed glory? Well, fuck you.
Don’t you have to go and attempt to rape Miranda? How’s that work anyway, little boy? You raping someone. Don’t you have to be able to dominate someone to rape them? From what I’ve seen of you here you’re just capable of a few dong shots followed by you getting your ass, sorry you’re a paddy so it’d be “arse” stomped for about 20 minutes. Didn’t you grab Morbid’s ankles so that he wouldn’t hurt you some more? Are you that big of a pussy? Go on back to your little shack in your little waste of a country. God, you’re almost as bad as McBride, or Gilmour.
Speaking of Gilmour, how the fuck do you get off judging Gilmour on anything? I may have a match against him coming up, and may not like the little pissant much, but he’s a whole lot more talented than you. He’s actually won a match, without touching another dude’s dong. I’ve realized something, for all of your talk about my dick sucking, and everything, you’re the one running around in your underwear touching other people’s penis. I think you’re gay, and trying to deflect it. Come on there “lad” admit it, you love male genitals on your face. When you admit it we can be friends.
And who cares if I did have a Bukkake going on in the locker room? Are you upset because no one invited you? Did you wanna play with my little hobbit hole? Come mr. Baggins, we’re going on an adventure! Wait, no because you’re an irish closet case. What is your fixation with the toilets in free clinics? You’ve used that expression a few times since you returned. Have you been using the free clinic toilets? Is that how you know how nasty they are?
We are straying from the point. The point is, you claim to be physically incapable of having a bad match, yet it seems like you’re not capable of having a winning match, either. Don’t get me wrong, I loved watching you get the shit knocked out of you, it was indeed a good match, but not a victory. Face it, you’re a pussy and a shit wrestler. If we face off I will beat you, then I will face rape you. Point blank, I will pull my dick out and ram it down your throat. Don’t fight it, embrace it. Lots of people like my dick, ask your mom and dad. They both loved it, especially when I slid in his backdoor.
So, what I’m saying, “boyo” is, come at me. I will end you, and I will make sure that the last thing you taste is my dirty dick. I will fuck your father up the ass, then without washing it, let it fester in my shorts for the duration of our match, at the end I will put his shit and my sweat down your throat using my dick. Hope you like the taste.
Frodo stands up, begins to walk away from the camera, and make a sandwich. As he is seen in the kitchen Crack walks over to the camera, and sits down.
Caliban, I don’t know who you are, really, but let me tell you something. Midge here, he’s not like other wrestlers, he doesn’t get pissed off like they do. He gets angry, then he forgets for a while. Before a match he usually pops a few pills to perk himself up. He’s actually bought PCP hoping he gets to fight you. You’ll be fighting a pissed off midget on PCP. Good luck.