01-03-2014, 06:44 PM
The scene opens oddly to a castle tower scene where Morbid Angel is seen standing arrogantly dressed in black robes oddly looking like a bad wizard! Magic wand and all!
Morbid working on his “swish and flick” technique as the camera comes in. Little Xerces facing the camera wearing tattered robes, kneeling down with a gigantic book on his back! The large book looked old and had a “Magical” Appearance! With the tome open Morbid looks from the text to the camera!
Morbid-”Only if you were not wrong on that you said could I possibly believe you…and how can I be truthfully insulted by being Merlin’s biggest enemy? That means I am good! Good enough to frighten you into panic mode…which I think is entertaining! You sit there and try and stammer your way back at me with these weak little taunts and peddle fobbing to regain lost ground. You already lost all the ground you covered and now you are backed into a corner by someone smarter than you. You can’t play me like an idiot which most do then have to wonder why I know more than I should…who the fuck doesn’t know about football? it’s the top sport in the world! I would be a fool not to know even the smallest of things! GO GERMANY!”
Morbid Moves about the room making over exaggerated arm gestures with the wand whirling
Did you really go Monty Python on me? Are you fucking serious?! What the fuck is this, some kind of joke?! Are you serious? I can’t even take you as a serious person right now! That movie fucking sucked ass! Then you ramble on about how dark and SCARY I am…that’s right you admitted fear and we all heard it! HAHAHA! You don’t need to step back on that one I can see the fear on your face and I can hear it in your words! You are right at the precipice of losing your great return! How does that feel? This Big SCARY Satanist is going to run your ass to the hills like the joke you are. You can’t even contend with me! You are a laughable character here at the XWF and perhaps that is why you went away…tired of being a laughing stock? Well times have yet to change here and you acting like a Little Lord because you get paid oh so well need to learn some manners! Who else than the worlds greatest father?….that’s me!”
Morbid closes the book and points Xerces to put it away and Morbid keeps up with this charade of wild movements.
The Dark Church? Lets get one thing in the open…Satan isn’t a naughty little boy with daddy issues like some say. He is quite literally the worst motherfucker you could ever meet and only the wickedest of the wicked and be in league with him. You saying that he does not exist and probably because the “Holy Bible” said so? Really? Your basing this entire part on a one sided story…well here is something to ponder for a second…If Lord Satan was such a bad guy…why didn’t God kill him off? Instead there was a war in which Satan lost and was cast out of heaven and now tortures the damned souls for all eternity…he is also claimed to be a liar…but lets wait a second and think…he was a good guy in heaven until god started being a cock with the rules so he fought god with an ass ton of other angels that were on the side of Lucifer. Wars are fought and someone has to win. Just because he lost that makes him weak? Well last time I checked England looses wars all the time…does that make them weak? France is a good example. They were the super power of the world for hundreds of years but when they fell they fell HARD and now they really can’t win anything. God will fall one day but as it were some win and some lose.
Now Satan is a liar and will trick everyone into believing the lie…maybe…just maybe…Satan is really god and Jesus Christ is really the devil. Think about it! He is a trickster and what greater trick than tricking everyone? That is a good thought! Maybe I am the righteous one and you are the sinner? I fight for the right man to an extreme! Wouldn’t that be a switch?!
Boy…you need to get out of the movies…the Rapey Tree? I am a tree that root fucks bitch’s? that’s where were at? Root Fucking?!?! Have we gone that far into your mind? Dirty little mind I say…I never in all my years wanted to rape anyone with a root. And Highlander? Never seen it but I am pretty sure its far off from what you want. And how can I be insulted when you are calling me great fears? I am the best villains and a tree that fucks people! This is a good day and I know you referenced these things because you know bad always looses at the end…Little boy this isn’t a movie…or show….or even a fucking story! Which by the MORDRED killed Arthur in the story…were you Arthur? Or are you watching that shitty ass TV show? Because you can’t possibly be Merlin! You are not good enough. You will be the dead one when the fight rolls over you and all you see is my face…looking like a “Rapey Tree
My matches are quick because I don’t mess around! I go for the neck! And how the fuck are you more prepared for me? What were you going to do? Bring a gun? Were you going to shoot me? Really your little chops and kicks aren’t going to phase me at all…seriously…Ray Peterson, who by the way is a coward! Has more of a chance of hurting me than you. You know why? He isn’t a midget! You come up to my balls…what are you going to do? Suck my balls to death? You are really just delusional… and as far as bad matches go…I don’t see what you have to offer…why don’t you bullshit me some more on how good you are…maybe another flashback to when you took on Goliath and won ever so easily…I’m sure that would be grand….so excited.
I don’t talk to people in the locker room because they are a bunch of naked sweaty men and talking to a naked guy washing his ass…that is just weird. No one welcomed you with open arms…it was more like “oh…him” so don’t try and sell me smoke because I am far from buying! And they’ll put people in the hospital for just about anything these day. And depending on your injuries would determine how long you stayed. Perhaps some bruised ribs, blood in the urine and perhaps some stitches but nothing too serious…6 days seems along time for someone who had small injuries in the whole scope of things. Now if you were talking like Severe pneumothorax and Sub Arachoid hemorrhage with a little manubrium breakage and some clavicle cracks…perhaps you broke your coccyx? I am going to throw you so hard your going to get an epistaxis before you even hit the ground! How’s that?
Now you might ask yourself why were dressed like this…ITS FATHER SON TIME GODDAMNIT!”
Morbid says with a flick of the wand!
Morbid-”Xerces! Quickly! We must fly!”
Morbid runs around the room speaking gibberish then grabs a broom from behind a wall and leaps from the window!
Young Xerces covers his face in embarrassment as the camera rushes over to see how Morbid handled the fall.
The camera shows Morbid only 4 feet bellow the window still clutching the wand which is broken in half…Morbid looking less than comfortable as he landed on the broom.
The scene fades to a blood red!