01-02-2014, 06:24 PM
I think it's time I introduce you to my crew, my team, my support network. The people who make this possible.
There's Crack, ya'll know Crack, or have heard of him. He's my manager, my room mate, and my best friend, and the best thing to happen to me. He's from Boulder, went to University of Colorado, and worked with me at the company I left from. He followed me into Wrestling, on the indie scene, as my tag partner. He went by The Mighty YT, and was amazing. He had to retire when he shattered his knee cap, and tore his ACL in a match with a clown.
I hate clowns.
Crack added from the distance.
He's a master of computers, and helps me do research on all of you before our fight. He's a top notch coder, and even part time phisher, not on the level of some others, though. I live with him, for free, mostly because I can't afford to pay him.
Here he is.![[Image: 220px-YTCracker_Performing_Live.jpg]](http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/f/f0/YTCracker_Performing_Live.jpg/220px-YTCracker_Performing_Live.jpg)
Next we have M.Lars, he's awesome. We don't talk much, dude is always working. He's a Phisher, and worked with me at the company as well, we left together. Got fired more like. I don't know much about his past, not where he's from, or where he went to school, nothing like that. Just know he makes fantastic money, and passes the love around. Once for my birthday he bought me a watch, not a cheap one either. We're talking Audemars Piguet, it was nice. I sold it for drug money. I have a picture.![[Image: audemars-piguet-mens-diamond-watch-27ct-p-45372.jpg]](http://media.itshot.com/catalog/product/300x300/images/audemars-piguet-mens-diamond-watch-27ct-p-45372.jpg)
Yeah, I got enough money to get high for like 3 days straight from that watch. Great gift, buddy! Here is M.Lars![[Image: people-james-franco.jpeg-1280x960.jpg]](http://media.salon.com/2012/10/people-james-franco.jpeg-1280x960.jpg)
Ladies always confuse him with James Franco, it's odd.
Next we have Beef. Beef is amazing, he built an apartment above his mom's garage, and converted the whole thing into a Town house after his dad died so he could spend more time with her, and make sure she's ok. He's actually from Detroit originally, but moved away to work at the company right after college, he quit to move back in for his mom.
He bought a Ford GT50, and bought his mom a brand new Lincoln MKZ so she can be comfortable. Dude grew up in the slums, but as soon as he got his first check from his new high end job at the company he bought his parents a new house in Troy, nice house. Google it. He loves hookers, drugs, and his mom. When we get high we like to blow each other. It's totally not gay. He's also the one in the crew shorter than I am. I love it. Here he is, short bastard. We call him Beef because his wallet's beefy. Real name's Carl.
![[Image: Rayon_Richards_Dani_filth.jpg]](http://www.acurator.com/blog/Rayon_Richards_Dani_filth.jpg)
Then finally we have Zachary, but we call him Z. He was this nerd who got his ass kicked all the time in Missouri, where he's from. This dumb redneck town outside of Springfield, they didn't even have a Target. Dude is a genius, he worked as HR at the company with us, kept personal records of everyone at the company, and left. Now he sells that info to companies for money. He's a crook, and we love it. He's the one who got us started on pills, before that it was just pot for me. I can't say too much more because he likes to keep private. Here he is, don't tell him I showed you.![[Image: Nick_Frost_Main_Cr_2614827b.jpg]](http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/02614/Nick_Frost_Main_Cr_2614827b.jpg)
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There you have it, the crew. We're not much, but we're all we've got. Us and pills.[/color]
There's Crack, ya'll know Crack, or have heard of him. He's my manager, my room mate, and my best friend, and the best thing to happen to me. He's from Boulder, went to University of Colorado, and worked with me at the company I left from. He followed me into Wrestling, on the indie scene, as my tag partner. He went by The Mighty YT, and was amazing. He had to retire when he shattered his knee cap, and tore his ACL in a match with a clown.
I hate clowns.
Crack added from the distance.
He's a master of computers, and helps me do research on all of you before our fight. He's a top notch coder, and even part time phisher, not on the level of some others, though. I live with him, for free, mostly because I can't afford to pay him.
Here he is.
Next we have M.Lars, he's awesome. We don't talk much, dude is always working. He's a Phisher, and worked with me at the company as well, we left together. Got fired more like. I don't know much about his past, not where he's from, or where he went to school, nothing like that. Just know he makes fantastic money, and passes the love around. Once for my birthday he bought me a watch, not a cheap one either. We're talking Audemars Piguet, it was nice. I sold it for drug money. I have a picture.
Yeah, I got enough money to get high for like 3 days straight from that watch. Great gift, buddy! Here is M.Lars
Ladies always confuse him with James Franco, it's odd.Next we have Beef. Beef is amazing, he built an apartment above his mom's garage, and converted the whole thing into a Town house after his dad died so he could spend more time with her, and make sure she's ok. He's actually from Detroit originally, but moved away to work at the company right after college, he quit to move back in for his mom.
He bought a Ford GT50, and bought his mom a brand new Lincoln MKZ so she can be comfortable. Dude grew up in the slums, but as soon as he got his first check from his new high end job at the company he bought his parents a new house in Troy, nice house. Google it. He loves hookers, drugs, and his mom. When we get high we like to blow each other. It's totally not gay. He's also the one in the crew shorter than I am. I love it. Here he is, short bastard. We call him Beef because his wallet's beefy. Real name's Carl.
Then finally we have Zachary, but we call him Z. He was this nerd who got his ass kicked all the time in Missouri, where he's from. This dumb redneck town outside of Springfield, they didn't even have a Target. Dude is a genius, he worked as HR at the company with us, kept personal records of everyone at the company, and left. Now he sells that info to companies for money. He's a crook, and we love it. He's the one who got us started on pills, before that it was just pot for me. I can't say too much more because he likes to keep private. Here he is, don't tell him I showed you.
.There you have it, the crew. We're not much, but we're all we've got. Us and pills.[/color]