12-30-2013, 12:17 AM
Scene 33, take 4.
AND ACTION!
We roll a high quality video close up of a beautiful woman playing Elena, she is talking to a partially masked man. We view in awe for a few more moments before noticing that the masked hero is in fact Hunter Payne playing Zorro. He is killing it by the way! Hunter's acting skills have always been underestimated, in this narrators' opinion. Anyway, we are at the first kissing scene. This is where all the magic happens. Zorro and the damsel in distress are in what appears to be a large barn.
Elena: What is your name kind stranger?
Payne: Zorro...
The two lip lock for a very hot and steamy makeout session. Just as everyone on set is getting aroused from this hot Latin display of affection, Zorro pulls away from the beautiful Elena. Zorro heads for the barn door.
Payne: I bid you good day, seniorita...
Hunter, who normally has a no Mexican accent whatsoever, is disguising it pretty well under his Zorro persona. He jumps out of the barn. Leaving the beautiful Elena looking on. Wishing he would have stayed and ravished her...
CUT!
ALRIGHT, TAKE FIVE!
The switch is automatic to Elena, a well trained actress. As you can see her transformation from beautiful Mexican Conquistador, to one of the most stuck up movie stars in Hollywood. When the camera's are off Elena becomes her true self, Megan. Hunter reappears on the set to prepare for the next scene. Where he is actually being noticed by Megan off screen for once. She looks angry as she yells at him.
Megan: Try using less tongue next time asshole.
Hunter is stunned silent by the hardcore bitchiness of Megan. Who goes back to ignoring Hunter after getting that off her chest. A particularly hot woman runs over to Megan.
And they begin kissing. makingout. practically fucking each other where they are standing.
Woah.
Megan: Do you have a staring problem freak?!
Hunter is caught staring at what he is witnessing. Again, he is stunned silent. Megan and her girlfriend look at Hunter Payne, actually wanting an answer to what seemed like a rhetorical question.
JT: Hey ladies what is going on here?
Oh thank God! Hunter Payne's agent arrived and saved him from the lesbian double team he was facing (not in a good way). JT is one of the most respected agents in Hollywood and has really grown a liking to Hunter Payne. Hence, why he became his agent and got him the Zorro gig. JT has the ideal Hollywood agent look and personality. Young and vibrant, but the dude can be a cut throat killer when he needs to be.
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JT: I see you've met my newest signee, Hunter Payne.
Megan: Just kissed him.
JT: Oh wow, already?
Hunter quickly chimes in to the dislike of Megan.
Payne: It was part of the scene...
JT: Oh...
Megan and her girlfriend gaze at JT like a elementary schoolgirl crush. While Hunter kind of just stands there feeling awkward.
JT: Well ladies. It's always fun chatting, but I gotta speak to Hunter about business...
JT guides Hunter away in the opposite direction for a private chat. The women speak in sync (<--- get it?) to a departing JT.
Both Women: Bye JT!
JT waves back before taking Hunter for a walk to lecture him.
JT: What the hell was that back there?
Payne: What was what?
JT: You staring at Megan and her girlfriend!
Payne: Oh sorry about that, I've just never had that happen so close to me before.
JT: Well get used to it. This is Hollywood. And what's this I hear about you being respectful to your co-workers?!
Payne: What?
JT: You need to cut that out! You won't make it anywhere being Mr. Nice Guy. Nobody wants that. You have to be an asshole.
Payne: Got it...
JT: So other than that, how have you been?
Payne: Good, I have a wrestling match this Monday.
JT: Really? That's excellent. You have fun with that. I'm going to have a talk with the director. You just take a breather and go back on set in a few minutes alright?
Payne: Alright.
JT was gone before Hunter Payne could even finish that sentence. Which is understandable, JT is a very busy guy.
Hunter realizes he is nearby his trailer. He enters his expensive trailer, thanks to JT's reputation. As he goes in for a break, he realizes now would be a great time for a promo.
He finds his laptop near the door.
He turns it on.
Checks the webcam to make sure it is functioning properly.
Goes on Xwf99.com (cheap plug in).
And post an online video to his soon to be opponents in the Gauntlet match.
Payne: What up bitches!
I hear a lot of you haterz out there talking shit about me and my greatness.
So allow me to return the favor and remind you just how bad you really are...
Unlike most of you pussies that attempted to avoid TriBute at all cost in your little rants. I'd like to start with this futuristic fuck. TriBute, I feel terrible for your future mother, who will have sex with your future deadbeat father, and they will end up with the future mistake that is you. Wishing they had a past abortion seeing what you have become.
See, unlike the rest of you. TriBute knows from his future-telling abilities that Hunter Payne is going to be the greatest of all time! Tell them TriBute, I demand you to tell them of my greatness that can be seen through your eyes.
I took you to the limit in the Fall Madness Series! You were the number one seed! I was the final seed. Yet, I beat you down so badly LJ Havok had a field day running circles around you in your next match that night. By the way, the only reason I lost that match was because I was pandering to the fans. These fans that cost me everything! No more! I don't care if you're the first, second, or last entry. Your future will remain the same. Me beating you.
Who else?
Michael Radio and Hank Lane. I feel like I can combine you both together since you both have similar attributes.
Weird.
Corny.
And overrated.
Radio, look up at all the stars in the sky. Search all the galaxies in the multi-universe. You will not find one where I can't kick your ass! And Monday will be no different. We may have started at the same time, but look at us now? You started as the unwanted little brother no alien would claim, and now you're.... the exact same. Meanwhile, I fucked a bitch, got betrayed, got cheated on, had her attacked, started a group of sobriety and cleanliness, attacked the bitch again, and became a movie star! All in the time it took you to accomplish absolutely nothing! Feeling depressed yet? You should be.
Hank Lane, 'the forgotten pornstar'...
Look Mr. Hanky, I'm not going to be too harsh.
Just because I really don't know who the hell you are.
Do me a favor Monday?
Please try not to give any of us climmitia.
Except, Morbid Angel... But I'm just assuming he is already chalked full of diseases.
Speaking of the fucking loser nobody wants around. Hi Morbid Angel!
Quick question,
why did you become a wrestler?
Was it because you needed some form of human contact?
Let me tell you, there is a reason nobody wants to touch you, unless forced to via wrestling match... Shall I go down the list?
You have a stupid haircut.
You have a pink eye.
You smell.
Your face is ugly.
You can't grow facial hair properly.
You're hunchback.
You have stupid tattoos.
You walk funny... Like you just had anal sex, but that's impossible, because who would want to touch you?
Ray Peterson is going to annihilate you when you grow some balls... wash them... then accept his challenge.
All in all, I'm hoping your flight doesn't make it to Dallas, because I am going to have to shower in Purell after I beat you and win the Gauntlet.
Suddenly we hear knocking on the door. Hunter directs his attention off the webcam for a second.
Crew: Mr. Payne, you're needed back on set.
Payne: Alright, give me a minute.
Hunter refocuses his attention on Madness and his webcam.
Payne: Who's left?
Shocker?
Shocker is too easy.
Hey Shocker do you seriously even consider yourself to be a threat?
If you are unlike everyone else, You do.
And realistically you shouldn't set such high expectations for yourself.
Shocker, you aren't going to win Monday!
I know, Shocker right?! (sarcasm)
But don't worry. You can rest easy knowing that you will join these other band of losers as a stepping stone for Hunter Payne's rise to the top.
Lastly, Wyatt Reynolds.
You said, you didn't want to mention me because of my race.
Really?
Because Klan members are really known for keeping their mouths shut about other races aren't they? (sarcasm)
You know why you didn't mention me in your promos?
Simple.
Because I'm better than you! And you know it!
Let me know when you're finished with NAZI's racial trash talking leftovers, you ugly vulture!
You know the great thing about fighting white supremacy arguments?
I don't have to! There are so many people that have already proven white supremacy is a joke.
The fact that there are people that still believe being white is better, means that those people don't watch sports, or keep up with politics, or have any real contact with the outside world.
Because Caucasians suck at all aspects of life. Look it up.
At least after Madness you can run and tell everyone at you rally that you lost to a superior Mexican American!
Hell, you can even tell them you lost to Zorrooooo!
Speaking of it. I'd better get back to filming. Even though, I would love to stay and just keep bashing each and every one of you for your many many flaws! But I got work to do!
Later!
Hunter shuts his laptop, ending his webcam promo. Hunter then goes out outside to continue shooting the movie. Where he meets JT outside.
JT: Where have you been?
Payne: I was... getting in character?...
JT: Oh well good, because your stunt double didn't show today. So we want you to ride the horse.
Payne: What?!
JT: It's not that bad. Oh and they want you to do this cool stunt where you jump off of one running horse onto another. It's gonna look legit!
Hunter sighs, not wanting to be the next Christopher Reeves.
Payne: Can't we just CGI that?
JT: Hmmm I suppose we could, but what would be the fun in that?!
We see in the distance two real horses, and no stunt doubles. Hunter looks as the crew is setting up for this epic scene.
Payne: Fuck!
AND ACTION!
We roll a high quality video close up of a beautiful woman playing Elena, she is talking to a partially masked man. We view in awe for a few more moments before noticing that the masked hero is in fact Hunter Payne playing Zorro. He is killing it by the way! Hunter's acting skills have always been underestimated, in this narrators' opinion. Anyway, we are at the first kissing scene. This is where all the magic happens. Zorro and the damsel in distress are in what appears to be a large barn.
Elena: What is your name kind stranger?
Payne: Zorro...
The two lip lock for a very hot and steamy makeout session. Just as everyone on set is getting aroused from this hot Latin display of affection, Zorro pulls away from the beautiful Elena. Zorro heads for the barn door.
Payne: I bid you good day, seniorita...
Hunter, who normally has a no Mexican accent whatsoever, is disguising it pretty well under his Zorro persona. He jumps out of the barn. Leaving the beautiful Elena looking on. Wishing he would have stayed and ravished her...
CUT!
ALRIGHT, TAKE FIVE!
The switch is automatic to Elena, a well trained actress. As you can see her transformation from beautiful Mexican Conquistador, to one of the most stuck up movie stars in Hollywood. When the camera's are off Elena becomes her true self, Megan. Hunter reappears on the set to prepare for the next scene. Where he is actually being noticed by Megan off screen for once. She looks angry as she yells at him.
Megan: Try using less tongue next time asshole.
Hunter is stunned silent by the hardcore bitchiness of Megan. Who goes back to ignoring Hunter after getting that off her chest. A particularly hot woman runs over to Megan.
And they begin kissing. makingout. practically fucking each other where they are standing.
Woah.
Megan: Do you have a staring problem freak?!
Hunter is caught staring at what he is witnessing. Again, he is stunned silent. Megan and her girlfriend look at Hunter Payne, actually wanting an answer to what seemed like a rhetorical question.
JT: Hey ladies what is going on here?
Oh thank God! Hunter Payne's agent arrived and saved him from the lesbian double team he was facing (not in a good way). JT is one of the most respected agents in Hollywood and has really grown a liking to Hunter Payne. Hence, why he became his agent and got him the Zorro gig. JT has the ideal Hollywood agent look and personality. Young and vibrant, but the dude can be a cut throat killer when he needs to be.
JT: I see you've met my newest signee, Hunter Payne.
Megan: Just kissed him.
JT: Oh wow, already?
Hunter quickly chimes in to the dislike of Megan.
Payne: It was part of the scene...
JT: Oh...
Megan and her girlfriend gaze at JT like a elementary schoolgirl crush. While Hunter kind of just stands there feeling awkward.
JT: Well ladies. It's always fun chatting, but I gotta speak to Hunter about business...
JT guides Hunter away in the opposite direction for a private chat. The women speak in sync (<--- get it?) to a departing JT.
Both Women: Bye JT!
JT waves back before taking Hunter for a walk to lecture him.
JT: What the hell was that back there?
Payne: What was what?
JT: You staring at Megan and her girlfriend!
Payne: Oh sorry about that, I've just never had that happen so close to me before.
JT: Well get used to it. This is Hollywood. And what's this I hear about you being respectful to your co-workers?!
Payne: What?
JT: You need to cut that out! You won't make it anywhere being Mr. Nice Guy. Nobody wants that. You have to be an asshole.
Payne: Got it...
JT: So other than that, how have you been?
Payne: Good, I have a wrestling match this Monday.
JT: Really? That's excellent. You have fun with that. I'm going to have a talk with the director. You just take a breather and go back on set in a few minutes alright?
Payne: Alright.
JT was gone before Hunter Payne could even finish that sentence. Which is understandable, JT is a very busy guy.
Hunter realizes he is nearby his trailer. He enters his expensive trailer, thanks to JT's reputation. As he goes in for a break, he realizes now would be a great time for a promo.
He finds his laptop near the door.
He turns it on.
Checks the webcam to make sure it is functioning properly.
Goes on Xwf99.com (cheap plug in).
And post an online video to his soon to be opponents in the Gauntlet match.
Payne: What up bitches!
I hear a lot of you haterz out there talking shit about me and my greatness.
So allow me to return the favor and remind you just how bad you really are...
Unlike most of you pussies that attempted to avoid TriBute at all cost in your little rants. I'd like to start with this futuristic fuck. TriBute, I feel terrible for your future mother, who will have sex with your future deadbeat father, and they will end up with the future mistake that is you. Wishing they had a past abortion seeing what you have become.
See, unlike the rest of you. TriBute knows from his future-telling abilities that Hunter Payne is going to be the greatest of all time! Tell them TriBute, I demand you to tell them of my greatness that can be seen through your eyes.
I took you to the limit in the Fall Madness Series! You were the number one seed! I was the final seed. Yet, I beat you down so badly LJ Havok had a field day running circles around you in your next match that night. By the way, the only reason I lost that match was because I was pandering to the fans. These fans that cost me everything! No more! I don't care if you're the first, second, or last entry. Your future will remain the same. Me beating you.
Who else?
Michael Radio and Hank Lane. I feel like I can combine you both together since you both have similar attributes.
Weird.
Corny.
And overrated.
Radio, look up at all the stars in the sky. Search all the galaxies in the multi-universe. You will not find one where I can't kick your ass! And Monday will be no different. We may have started at the same time, but look at us now? You started as the unwanted little brother no alien would claim, and now you're.... the exact same. Meanwhile, I fucked a bitch, got betrayed, got cheated on, had her attacked, started a group of sobriety and cleanliness, attacked the bitch again, and became a movie star! All in the time it took you to accomplish absolutely nothing! Feeling depressed yet? You should be.
Hank Lane, 'the forgotten pornstar'...
Look Mr. Hanky, I'm not going to be too harsh.
Just because I really don't know who the hell you are.
Do me a favor Monday?
Please try not to give any of us climmitia.
Except, Morbid Angel... But I'm just assuming he is already chalked full of diseases.
Speaking of the fucking loser nobody wants around. Hi Morbid Angel!
Quick question,
why did you become a wrestler?
Was it because you needed some form of human contact?
Let me tell you, there is a reason nobody wants to touch you, unless forced to via wrestling match... Shall I go down the list?
You have a stupid haircut.
You have a pink eye.
You smell.
Your face is ugly.
You can't grow facial hair properly.
You're hunchback.
You have stupid tattoos.
You walk funny... Like you just had anal sex, but that's impossible, because who would want to touch you?
Ray Peterson is going to annihilate you when you grow some balls... wash them... then accept his challenge.
All in all, I'm hoping your flight doesn't make it to Dallas, because I am going to have to shower in Purell after I beat you and win the Gauntlet.
Suddenly we hear knocking on the door. Hunter directs his attention off the webcam for a second.
Crew: Mr. Payne, you're needed back on set.
Payne: Alright, give me a minute.
Hunter refocuses his attention on Madness and his webcam.
Payne: Who's left?
Shocker?
Shocker is too easy.
Hey Shocker do you seriously even consider yourself to be a threat?
If you are unlike everyone else, You do.
And realistically you shouldn't set such high expectations for yourself.
Shocker, you aren't going to win Monday!
I know, Shocker right?! (sarcasm)
But don't worry. You can rest easy knowing that you will join these other band of losers as a stepping stone for Hunter Payne's rise to the top.
Lastly, Wyatt Reynolds.
You said, you didn't want to mention me because of my race.
Really?
Because Klan members are really known for keeping their mouths shut about other races aren't they? (sarcasm)
You know why you didn't mention me in your promos?
Simple.
Because I'm better than you! And you know it!
Let me know when you're finished with NAZI's racial trash talking leftovers, you ugly vulture!
You know the great thing about fighting white supremacy arguments?
I don't have to! There are so many people that have already proven white supremacy is a joke.
The fact that there are people that still believe being white is better, means that those people don't watch sports, or keep up with politics, or have any real contact with the outside world.
Because Caucasians suck at all aspects of life. Look it up.
At least after Madness you can run and tell everyone at you rally that you lost to a superior Mexican American!
Hell, you can even tell them you lost to Zorrooooo!
Speaking of it. I'd better get back to filming. Even though, I would love to stay and just keep bashing each and every one of you for your many many flaws! But I got work to do!
Later!
Hunter shuts his laptop, ending his webcam promo. Hunter then goes out outside to continue shooting the movie. Where he meets JT outside.
JT: Where have you been?
Payne: I was... getting in character?...
JT: Oh well good, because your stunt double didn't show today. So we want you to ride the horse.
Payne: What?!
JT: It's not that bad. Oh and they want you to do this cool stunt where you jump off of one running horse onto another. It's gonna look legit!
Hunter sighs, not wanting to be the next Christopher Reeves.
Payne: Can't we just CGI that?
JT: Hmmm I suppose we could, but what would be the fun in that?!
We see in the distance two real horses, and no stunt doubles. Hunter looks as the crew is setting up for this epic scene.
Payne: Fuck!
This has been the story of Zorro!
To be continued...
To be continued...