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"Well, this is awkward, seeing as how I'm left with no choice but to issue a response after the passing of our "end of week" cut off. But hey, if one person can blatantly ignore this rule then so can I, just ask The Baked Potato himself.

So at 11:59 I checked in to see if anyone waited until the ACTUAL last minute to build up the courage to speak about John Madison. At 12:00 I noticed that the official deadline for promos had passed so I cancelled all plans to shoot a promo.

Then about seven minutes later I get an interesting phone call from my buddy Juan telling me that Egyptian Snow Pharaoh uploaded her promo after said deadline.

So I thought I would give Pharaoh's promo a look, and right out of the gate she's all over my balls about what time of day Juan Madison decides to upload my promos.

Apparently there are four "promos" of mine in circulation this week which were all posted right before midnight. And to me, that is bizarre seeing as how I didn't cut a single promo this week. More on that in second... But it's also bizarre that some people are upset with this "tactic" seeing as how multiple factors play into this.

We here at XWF work very hectic schedules, why is that hard for some people to understand? To be honest, I can't even remember the last time I uploaded a promo myself. I always have my assistant Juan Madison do that since I'm busy training my butt off. And it's funny that Egyptian Snow Pharaoh wants to show her discontent with this issue after the fact that she sent her stuff in several minutes AFTER the deadline.

Oh wait, does she have an excuse? Did her internet crap out? Did she encounter some issues with the official website? Tough shit, lady. We all know the risks we take when we wait until the last minute to send something in.

So does it really matter that these mysterious promos of mine didn't hit the site until 11:59 PM? No. In fact, you could argue that this gave Jessie Diaz the entire morning, day, and evening after to respond. To be exact, she was given over twelve hours to pick up a camera and shoot. I think Diaz can pull that off-- oh and look at that-- she did!

Now back to these... promos... I looked into it, and I have to say that I'm just as outraged as everyone else. I don't know who the fuck sent out these strange letters, but I have nothing to do with them. I swear!

Pharaoh is right, those letters look like they've been written by a crazy person, someone who has no clue what goes on among The Black Circle. I swear, none of those scenes DESCRIBED by this "John" person in the letter took place.

Rest assure, I am John Madison and I was turned into a woman one month ago. I am willing to take a blood test right now to prove it.

Whoever is sending out these letters is just trying to stir shit up! I will get to the bottom of this right after I've beaten Jessie Diaz on Monday night.

Fucking hell, don't believe everything you read, people. Those letters weren't even written that good; the writer must be out of his mind. Like I said, I will find out who's responsible for these bogus stories that are confusing the masses. All you need to know is that John Madison WILL be at Madness ready to wrestle.

As for Egyptian Pharaoh's comments, shit it's the same story as Sid Feder last week. I'm not even kidding, Sid came out and did the whole, "John is poop so I'm going to help him out instead," bit. Is that going to be the new tactic that everyone is jumping on now? I mean, since we are on the subject of "promo tactics" with Egyptian Snow Pharaoh, I have to say she sure goes out of her way to try and cover her ass.

"Can't beat the opponent so join him and say that you're helping him because he sucks. But oh wait, this plan itself is going to work in our favor."

I wasn't even overly concerned with the involvement of managers when I signed up for this match. I had my assistant specify to the booking team that I wanted Jessie Diaz in the ring and to do whatever with the managers. Unknown Soldier's involvement came as a total surprise, I haven't even spoken to the guy yet. Whatever he has planned will be news to me.

So come to my side and try everything in your power to throw me off, Pharaoh. I've always said that I welcome any and all chaos into my matches. I'm one of the few who actually encourage my opponent to use outside interference to their advantage since I'm all about that. Surprise me."