10-29-2013, 05:52 PM
Hot Digidy Damn, Somebody once told me to follow your heart....
BULLSHIT!
Follow that hot ass over there....
The Bunny and the guy dress as a giant wiener look towards where Dwayne “The Schlong” Johnson is pointing to see a slightly larger mans naked buttocks walking away from them.
Giant Wiener Man: Uh Dwayno-O, that is a dude.... a big hairy dude. Like Chewbacca but with less hairy, more like...
Dwayne: Wow, wow easy there tiger before you blow your load i think you should have another look, that is clearly a woman, and a fine looking one, come on guy lets go.
Dwayne quickly speeds of after the woMAN leaving the giant wiener man and the pink bunny shaking there heads.
[yellow]Giant Wiener Man: We have to stop him.
Giant Pink Bunny: Random Bunny Talk (Probably said something along the lines of...OK.
Suddenly the giant pink bunny points his furry tail at the exiting Dwayne and wiggles it for a split second until a thunderous bolt of lightning shoots out of his ass scoring a hit to Dwaynes back knocking him to the ground. As Dwayne rolls around on the floor in pain the Giant Wiener Man and Giant Pink Bunny approach cautiously. Dwayne rolls over and shoots them a Angry look.
Dwayne: What was that floor you rejected rejects?
Giant Pink Bunny: Random Bunny Talk (Probably something along the lines of, “Trying to stop you from making a big mistake.”
Giant Wiener Man: Yeah thanks would be nice... That was a man, not a fine ass woman, trust us. See.
The Giant Wiener man points as the woman walks back past eating a hot dog with must pouring down there chin onto the hairy chest. As Dwayne looks over he can see that his friends were right and the ass he had admired earlier was in fact that of a overweight, hairy man, in fact it belonged to his friend and Triple X Lister John Travolta. Mortified that he was checking out his friends hairy ass Dwayne didn’t call out to his friend but just let him continue to walk past eating his hot dog with mustard dripping down over his hairy breasts.
Giant Wiener Man: Dwayne, have you ever had your eyes tested, I’m just saying because it was kind of obvious that John Travolta is not a hot ass woman. Maybe you need them tested.
Giant Pink Bunny: Random Bunny Talk (Probably something along the lines of, “Yeah, Should have gone to specsavers.”)
Dwayne confirms his friend’s thoughts and admits that he has never been to have his eyes tested and after what seemed like an eternity of persuasion agreed to have them tested.
Sometime Later...
Triple X Lister Jim Parsons is strapped into a sex swing with a rather large leather clad woman circling him. You can tell he is excited because he is talking to Dwayne really fast like he always does when is going to get a good whale spanking.
Jim: Yeah so here is my thinking, why not have your eye tests before your match at Madness, I really feel it will give you a massive advantage.
Dwayne looks on confused by ther statement just as the lady pours some hot wax onto Jims dangling nutsack. Jim winces in pain for a second before continuing.
Jim: Listen hear me out, for one, you will be able to see better so that should help, I mean you know some of these arenas are dimly lit you can hardly see which corner your pissing in. Secondly, Everyone knows you shouldn’t hit a man with glasses.
Dwayne: I know, you should always use your fists, or a whip or a Monkey Spanker.
Jim: No Dwayne, I can tell that you never used the monkey spanker I got you for your birthday, you don’t hit people with it, it place you’re... Oh never mind. The point is nobody wants to hit a man the WEARS glasses because you will end up cutting up your hands a shit... Obviously. Anyway that's enough from me, laters playa.
The leather clad beast lady straps a gimp mask around Jim's face as Dwayne turns and heads out of the room thinking about all Jim had said. Personally he still thought it was all bollocks, he don't need glasses, and he will prove it, somehow!