10-05-2013, 10:08 PM
I am a true scumbag. I at least am willing to admit that much. The sickness and sorrow running through my veins. Everything I have lost. Lost in the shuffle. I had to come back. The music makes me sway with my dip in. Copenhagen Straight all the way. I wish I could go back to the past days of my career. My glory days are long gone and I got almost nothing left in my tank. I am practically running on empty but I keep finding a way.
Bright lights. Loud music. The life I have lived on my own terms. Sleepless nights. Working forty-eight hours straight trying to keep your own production company afloat. Not even getting paid because you own the company and the company is $30,000 in debt. I have suffered a great deal. Even though I lost it all, I never lost the battle. I kept fighting. I kept working towards something that wasn't gonna work. "The Bus Ride" was a great movie that made me millions as a filmmaker. I don't understand why "The Plane Ride" and "The Car Ride" did horrible in theaters. I had a sequel in the works for that trilogy that never came into fruition. I think people would have enjoyed watching "The Subway Ride". The last film the company produced was "One Night In Green". I don't know why that didn't sell well. I am pretty dashing if I do say so myself.
It's always a dip time. It's not gonna be alright because we are all gonna die eventually. People try to bring me down but they can choke on my dip spit. When all is said and done, I will be winning like Charlie Sheen. Tri Brute ain't met a dipper that goes harder than me. I fight every match like its my last so I have no regrets when the end comes. I thought my end was when I fought Randall Cross in that 200 Light Tubes of Hell Match on Madness. It was insanity and I went out a champion even with no belt on the line. Championships don't define me. It's what I do in the ring that defines me. The fans motivate me to keep moving forward. Rocky Balboa put it best, "It's not about how hard you hit. It's about how hard you can get and keep moving forward." Think you can beat a guy who has no problem bleeding buckets all over the arena? Think again. Wins and losses mean nothing to me. I am bringing the old school style of wrestling back. You can call me whatever you want. The Boston Brawler. The All-Night Tranny Thrilla. The Ladyboy Killah. The Shemale Pleaser. Tri Brute. Prepare for the end times because I got no fear. When I fight, I fight until my last breath. That moment when time seems to slow down because you have lost so much blood is when I am at my peak. I thrive in those conditions.
Do I regret what I have done in my career? Not really. Some things could have been done differently but you can't change what happened. Fate is a funny thing. Everyone told me I would never make it in this business but I shut down those critics. Mike Angelo and The Idols put it best, "The World May Not Like Me But That's Okay. Fuck Everybody." I just put my head down and worked my ass off to get noticed. It was funny when I was World Champion how those assholes who hated me suddenly wanted to be my friend. Don't be my friend because I am the top. Be my friend because you want to be my friend. I kept a mental checklist of all those assholes. Even in my alcohol filled mind, I remember everything. Let the anarchy begin.
The scene opens up outside in a set of woods where see Barney Green, dressed in a "Patrice Bergeron" Boston Bruins jersey with black jeans and black sneakers, holding an ax in one hand. Next to him is John Laurinaitis, who is dressed in black shirt with black jogging pants and black sneakers, goes to speak.
John: I think you did well in your match against Unknown Soldier, champ. You will win next time. Don't worry about one loss. I figure this training regiment will help you out because you are limited on what you can do. Running is definitely out due to your bad knee. You got back problems as well from taking those dangerous bumps. I figure chopping down trees should help you build some muscle. Nothing like good old fashioned manual labor.
Barney: I know my weaknesses and limitations. I can't run. I can barely walk. I still got decent upper body strength luckily.
John: I want you to chop that tree down over there.
Barney: I'm on it.
Green walks up towards the tree and goes to swing the ax. Thwack! Thwack! The tree starts to sway a bit.
John: You almost got it, champ.
Thwack! The tree is swaying even more. Thwack! The tree falls down!
Barney: Timber!
John: That was good.
Barney: I try my best.
John: That's all that matters, champ. Now, Let's get out of here because I don't think we were supposed to chop down that tree.
The scene fades to black.