10-05-2013, 03:50 PM
-We open to what looks like Hunter holding back tears... nevermind, he is definitely crying now. Hunter is an emotional wreck on a psychiatrist's couch. The camera pans out to see Dr. Price (their couples counseling doctor) sitting nearby Hunter-
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Payne: That no good, dirty, nasty, ugly whore! We are done!
Price: I'm sorry to hear that Hunter. What happened?
Payne: -sobs- She betrayed me! She was cheating on me! With Matt Lennox of all people!
Price: How did you find out?
Payne: -sobs- well...
-Hunter's flashback also starts off with him crying... Just on his bed alone, staring at something out of view-
Payne: NO! Wreck-It Ralph can't die!
-The camera pans out to see the scene he is crying about as Hunter covers his eyes with both hands but peeks by spreading his fingers open like a child-
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-Hunter watches the scene anxiously. As he does, he sees that Disney logic has saved Ralph. Just like it saved all the toys in Toy Story 3. Why can't good cartoon character's die? As Hunter was thinking, he debated with himself, he could come up with Mufasa from The Lion King... and Kenny from South Park. That was enough to stop his argument with himself dead in its tracks. Then he starting thinking more about his own situation, he was a good guy, so why is all this bad stuff happening to him? Unfortunately, he didn't have an answer for that yet. Little did he know, it was about to get a lot worse for the good guy. Just then, his cell phone goes off.-
-Weird, Hunter doesn't remember changing his ringtone. He sings along while looking for where the noise is coming from-
Payne: "JUST MEE!!! MYSELFFFFF!!! AND IIIII!!!"
-He found the phone! It fell behind his dresser, next to his bed. The phone was pink. Weird, Hunter doesn't remember getting a new phone, that's pink nevertheless...-
Give him a few seconds...
-Suddenly a lightbulb appears above Hunter Payne's head, metaphorically-
Payne: It's Joy's phone! She must have forgot it last night.
-The caller ID reads "mom". Hunter knows better and lets it go to voicemail. Her mom will talk your ear off-
Payne: I'd better call Joy and tell her I have her phone.
-Hunter grabs his cell phone and begins to dial before he realizes how stupid he is calling a phone he has in his possession-
Payne: Wait a minute!
-Hunter realizes this phone holds the answers as to whether or not she is cheating on him. Wait, but she has a passcode... Yes! Hunter remembers his neighbor is a computer nerd who could probably crack that passcode.-
-Just as Hunter Payne is walking out the door his cell phone goes off. -
-...And... the caller ID says.... "Restricted". Shit, it's probably Joy-
Payne: Hello?
???: Mr. Payne...
-It's that voice masking guy again-
Payne: Who the hell is this?!
???: Have you figured out who Joy is cheating on you with?
Payne: I'm about to. Not like that's any of your business!
???: Oh! But I think it is Hunter...
Payne: What do you mean?!
???: It's me! Joy was right, you are an idiot!
Payne: Listen to me! I'm going to find out who you are! And when I do...
-??? hangs up-
Payne: FUCK!
-Hunter rushes next door and bangs on the door as if his life depended on it. Answered by a young Asian Caucasian persuasion college kid.-
Dan: Yo. What's up Hunt?
Payne: Dan, your good with technology. I need you to crack a passcode on a phone for me.
Dan: Haha. -serious- You a cop?!
Payne: No. I need to unlock my girlfriend's phone like right now!
Dan: Well I can crack it no problem, but I'm kinda busy playing GTA 5!
Payne: I'll pay you a thousand dollars.
Dan: Done. Come on in.
-Hunter takes a seat in the nerdy guy's couch. As he goes into a back room with the phone. Hunter notices GTA V is on pause. Dude, this guy has the set up! Electronics Galore! Absolutely zero women though. After a few minutes Dan comes to the living room with the phone-
Dan: There you go. An unlocked phone. That'll be 1000 big ones.
Payne: You take debit? Ha, just fucking with you. Here.
-Hunter coincidentally just took $1500 out of his bank account yesterday so he had enough cash on him to give Dan the computer man-
Dan: Pleasure doing business with you.
-Hunter goes through the phone right there on the spot. Instead of playing the new GTA, Dan also looks with Hunter, nosey kid. Hunter looks at numerous texts from Hunter's sister to Paul Heyman. Finally reaching some odd texts from Matt Lennox-
Matt: So where do you want to meet up?
Joy: Lets do it at the arena! ;)
Matt: Cant wait! Hey u think Hunter knows?
Joy: No! He is a fucking idiot. He couldnt put the pieces together if I fucked u right in front of him!
Matt: I feel kinda bad.
Joy: Dont. That is sooo unattractive. Ok I'll leave in a few hours and I should get there before the show ends.
-What follows is multiple text messages of explicit sexting between Matt and Joy, that if Hunter read them all in detail he would have had a mental breakdown on the spot. But Dan can see Hunter's face is red with anger-
Dan: You gotta be alright?
-Without saying a word Hunter storms out. As he heads to his new truck, his phone goes off. It's restricted.-
Payne: WHAT!!!
Joy: Geez, what's your problem?
Payne: I KNOW!
Joy: Oh shit...
Payne: BOTH YOU AND LENNOX ARE DEAD!!!! YOU FUCKING BITCH!!!
-Hunter hangs up-
-The flashback ends with Hunter (and presumably Joy) heading from Los Angeles CA to Phoenix AZ to confront Matt Lennox on the Madness show set to take place later that night-
Price: Wow! And that explains what I saw Monday night.
Payne: I know you're going to tell me it's not a big deal, but I want to fucking destroy the both of them!
Price: And you should.
Payne: What?
Price: Look, this is completely off the record, but she played you, me, and anyone else who was ever a fan of hers like gullible fools. In my non-professional opinion, I hope you show everybody that you won't take this laying down, and that justice is yours to seek... Time's up.
Payne: Thanks Dr. Price, now I must go fuck some bitches up!
-Hunter storms out of the office pumped up and ready for his tag match Monday Night-
Payne: That no good, dirty, nasty, ugly whore! We are done!
Price: I'm sorry to hear that Hunter. What happened?
Payne: -sobs- She betrayed me! She was cheating on me! With Matt Lennox of all people!
Price: How did you find out?
Payne: -sobs- well...
FLASHBACK
September 30th, 2013 (Last Week)
Early Monday Morning
Early Monday Morning
-Hunter's flashback also starts off with him crying... Just on his bed alone, staring at something out of view-
Payne: NO! Wreck-It Ralph can't die!
-The camera pans out to see the scene he is crying about as Hunter covers his eyes with both hands but peeks by spreading his fingers open like a child-
-Hunter watches the scene anxiously. As he does, he sees that Disney logic has saved Ralph. Just like it saved all the toys in Toy Story 3. Why can't good cartoon character's die? As Hunter was thinking, he debated with himself, he could come up with Mufasa from The Lion King... and Kenny from South Park. That was enough to stop his argument with himself dead in its tracks. Then he starting thinking more about his own situation, he was a good guy, so why is all this bad stuff happening to him? Unfortunately, he didn't have an answer for that yet. Little did he know, it was about to get a lot worse for the good guy. Just then, his cell phone goes off.-
"What doesn't kill you makes you stronger!
Stand a little taller!
Doesn't mean I'm lonely when I'm alone!
What doesn't kill you makes a fighter!
Footsteps even lighter!
Doesn't mean I'm over cause you're gone!
What doesn't kill you makes you stronger, stronger!
Just me, myself and I!"
-Kelly Clarkson
Stand a little taller!
Doesn't mean I'm lonely when I'm alone!
What doesn't kill you makes a fighter!
Footsteps even lighter!
Doesn't mean I'm over cause you're gone!
What doesn't kill you makes you stronger, stronger!
Just me, myself and I!"
-Kelly Clarkson
-Weird, Hunter doesn't remember changing his ringtone. He sings along while looking for where the noise is coming from-
Payne: "JUST MEE!!! MYSELFFFFF!!! AND IIIII!!!"
-He found the phone! It fell behind his dresser, next to his bed. The phone was pink. Weird, Hunter doesn't remember getting a new phone, that's pink nevertheless...-
Give him a few seconds...
-Suddenly a lightbulb appears above Hunter Payne's head, metaphorically-
Payne: It's Joy's phone! She must have forgot it last night.
-The caller ID reads "mom". Hunter knows better and lets it go to voicemail. Her mom will talk your ear off-
Payne: I'd better call Joy and tell her I have her phone.
-Hunter grabs his cell phone and begins to dial before he realizes how stupid he is calling a phone he has in his possession-
Payne: Wait a minute!
-Hunter realizes this phone holds the answers as to whether or not she is cheating on him. Wait, but she has a passcode... Yes! Hunter remembers his neighbor is a computer nerd who could probably crack that passcode.-
-Just as Hunter Payne is walking out the door his cell phone goes off. -
"But it's just a sweet, sweet fantasy, baby.
When I close my eyes.
You come and you take me.
On and on and on.
So deep in my daydreams.
But it's just a sweet, sweet fantasy, baby.
Shoe do do do do do do do.
Shoe do do do do do do yeah.
Shoe do do do do do do do.
Shoe do do do do do do yeah.
Shoe do do do do do do do.
Shoe do do do do do do yeah.
Shoe do do do do do do do.
Shoe do do do do do do yeah."
-Mariah Carey
When I close my eyes.
You come and you take me.
On and on and on.
So deep in my daydreams.
But it's just a sweet, sweet fantasy, baby.
Shoe do do do do do do do.
Shoe do do do do do do yeah.
Shoe do do do do do do do.
Shoe do do do do do do yeah.
Shoe do do do do do do do.
Shoe do do do do do do yeah.
Shoe do do do do do do do.
Shoe do do do do do do yeah."
-Mariah Carey
-...And... the caller ID says.... "Restricted". Shit, it's probably Joy-
Payne: Hello?
???: Mr. Payne...
-It's that voice masking guy again-
Payne: Who the hell is this?!
???: Have you figured out who Joy is cheating on you with?
Payne: I'm about to. Not like that's any of your business!
???: Oh! But I think it is Hunter...
Payne: What do you mean?!
???: It's me! Joy was right, you are an idiot!
Payne: Listen to me! I'm going to find out who you are! And when I do...
-??? hangs up-
Payne: FUCK!
-Hunter rushes next door and bangs on the door as if his life depended on it. Answered by a young Asian Caucasian persuasion college kid.-
Dan: Yo. What's up Hunt?
Payne: Dan, your good with technology. I need you to crack a passcode on a phone for me.
Dan: Haha. -serious- You a cop?!
Payne: No. I need to unlock my girlfriend's phone like right now!
Dan: Well I can crack it no problem, but I'm kinda busy playing GTA 5!
Payne: I'll pay you a thousand dollars.
Dan: Done. Come on in.
-Hunter takes a seat in the nerdy guy's couch. As he goes into a back room with the phone. Hunter notices GTA V is on pause. Dude, this guy has the set up! Electronics Galore! Absolutely zero women though. After a few minutes Dan comes to the living room with the phone-
Dan: There you go. An unlocked phone. That'll be 1000 big ones.
Payne: You take debit? Ha, just fucking with you. Here.
-Hunter coincidentally just took $1500 out of his bank account yesterday so he had enough cash on him to give Dan the computer man-
Dan: Pleasure doing business with you.
-Hunter goes through the phone right there on the spot. Instead of playing the new GTA, Dan also looks with Hunter, nosey kid. Hunter looks at numerous texts from Hunter's sister to Paul Heyman. Finally reaching some odd texts from Matt Lennox-
Matt: So where do you want to meet up?
Joy: Lets do it at the arena! ;)
Matt: Cant wait! Hey u think Hunter knows?
Joy: No! He is a fucking idiot. He couldnt put the pieces together if I fucked u right in front of him!
Matt: I feel kinda bad.
Joy: Dont. That is sooo unattractive. Ok I'll leave in a few hours and I should get there before the show ends.
-What follows is multiple text messages of explicit sexting between Matt and Joy, that if Hunter read them all in detail he would have had a mental breakdown on the spot. But Dan can see Hunter's face is red with anger-
Dan: You gotta be alright?
-Without saying a word Hunter storms out. As he heads to his new truck, his phone goes off. It's restricted.-
"But it's just a sweet, sweet fantasy, baby.
When I close my eyes.
You come and you take me.
On and on and on.
So deep in my daydreams.
But it's just a sweet, sweet fantasy, baby.
Shoe do do do do do do do.
Shoe do do do do do do yeah.
Shoe do do do do do do do.
Shoe do do do do do do yeah.
Shoe do do do do do do do.
Shoe do do do do do do yeah.
Shoe do do do do do do do.
Shoe do do do do do do yeah."
-Mariah Carey
When I close my eyes.
You come and you take me.
On and on and on.
So deep in my daydreams.
But it's just a sweet, sweet fantasy, baby.
Shoe do do do do do do do.
Shoe do do do do do do yeah.
Shoe do do do do do do do.
Shoe do do do do do do yeah.
Shoe do do do do do do do.
Shoe do do do do do do yeah.
Shoe do do do do do do do.
Shoe do do do do do do yeah."
-Mariah Carey
Payne: WHAT!!!
Joy: Geez, what's your problem?
Payne: I KNOW!
Joy: Oh shit...
Payne: BOTH YOU AND LENNOX ARE DEAD!!!! YOU FUCKING BITCH!!!
-Hunter hangs up-
-The flashback ends with Hunter (and presumably Joy) heading from Los Angeles CA to Phoenix AZ to confront Matt Lennox on the Madness show set to take place later that night-
FLASHBACK OVER
Price: Wow! And that explains what I saw Monday night.
Payne: I know you're going to tell me it's not a big deal, but I want to fucking destroy the both of them!
Price: And you should.
Payne: What?
Price: Look, this is completely off the record, but she played you, me, and anyone else who was ever a fan of hers like gullible fools. In my non-professional opinion, I hope you show everybody that you won't take this laying down, and that justice is yours to seek... Time's up.
Payne: Thanks Dr. Price, now I must go fuck some bitches up!
-Hunter storms out of the office pumped up and ready for his tag match Monday Night-