09-28-2013, 03:11 PM
(camera feed on, we are backstage in an XWF arena and Liz Weinberg is walking up to Andrew Morrison)
Liz Weinberg: "Andrew, I have been trying to get ahold of you all day, you have an interview with me today."
Andrew Morrison: "Excuse me, Lizzy, but there are more important things in life than you, like family. I have been speaking with my brother off and on all day, as well as my girl. So, again, excuse me if I ignore a couple of calls from a pesky interviewer."
Liz Weinberg: "No need to be a dick about things, Andrew, but you do have a match coming up on Madness, a triple threat with Ken Kennedy and Christine Nash, and I kinda figured you would have some things to say on the matter."
Andrew Morrison: "As a matter of fact, Liz, I have a LOT to say. Not only on that matter, but on many matters. Matters that need to be addressed, and addressed publicly. But before we get to what YOU want, I wish to take this time to update the very few people in this place that care that I spoke to my brother, Kyle, and that his wife is responding well to the first round of medication, but that things are still early on and he will keep me updated...anyways.."
Liz Weinberg: "That's nice to hear, Andrew, but back to.."
Andrew Morrison: "You know what, Liz, shut the FUCK up and let me finish talking, that's what you want me to do and that is what I am doing, you are getting what you want aren't you, so shut your mouth before I shut it for you. I am in NO mood for you or any bullshit right now."
(Liz, for once, is near speechless, and she tilts the mic back toward Andrew and Andrew snitches it from her and looks at the camera)
Andrew Morrison: "So, the XWF wants to know what I think about my triple threat match coming up this Monday against Ken Kennedy and my good friend, Christine Nash. First off, Ken Kennedy...."
(runs a hand through his hair and rolls his eyes looking irritated)
"Kennedy...you say you want to fuck shit up. You say you want the money and you also brag a lot about DDTs, being the "Daily DDT". First off, wanting to fuck shit up, I can respect that, I like to do that myself, but if you think you are going to waltz on in here with your only victory being against an inanimate object, and you think you stand a chance at "fucking me up", your insane. And if a DDT is the best thing you got to throw at me, you may want to find a time machine and take it back to the 80's when that move was still new and devastating. I may not be the most technical wrestler in the world but I can think of many ways to get out of a DDT. And even if you were lucky enough to hit me with one, I've been hit with a lot worse."
"Seriously kid, if that is the best you got, you might as well not even show up Monday because you may think you are throwing the kitchen sink at me, but what are you going to do when you see the WHOLE FUCKING HOUSE coming at you at full speed, huh?"
(he takes a deep breath and runs a hand through his beard)
"My other opponent in this match is Christine Nash. For the second week in a row, I am going to be opposed by Christine Nash. Someone whom I have long considered one of my dearest friends in this business and this company. It is well documented. And yet, for the second week in a row, Paul Heyman decides that he is going book us against each other again. Some may know this, some may not. My girl is Sarah Parsons, who just so happens to be Christine Nash's sister. The same Sarah Parsons who I had to tell to stay in the back because I did not want her to have to suffer through the pain of watching her man and her sister potentially beat the living hell out of each other. Also in that same match was John Austin. He is currently dating Christine Nash, and he is a man I have teamed with numerous times and he is the closest I have to a brother other than my own in this company."
"The 4 of us, hell we are all practically family. And yet for another week, the powers that be decide that for the sake of putting their card together, they decide to say "FUCK family", "FUCK their alliances". It is ALL about the big dogs in the yard so to speak. If you aren't the Black Circle, if you aren't the Congregation, and if you aren't the Extreme Revolution, fuck you."
"That seems to be the message that the XWF, that Paul Heyman, that Giovanni Ferrari and all of the others seem to be sending. They let these groups run roughshod, and fuck the rest of the card. Fuck the ones that help to make the XWF what it is. It is guys like me, guys like John Austin, women like Christine Nash and Sarah Parsons, hell even guys like Kennedy, JTC, girls like Sincere Lee and so many others that MAKE this show and help bring in ratings and low and behold, every week in and every week out, we are continuously buried, continuously disrespected and continuously screwed over by all of these groups."
"These groups all with their so-called leaders, the Madisons, the Dukes, the Elis, and their ass-kissers and their stooges, all of this power that they couldn't hold without having everyone else do their dirty work, and without manipulating the politics and without screwing over the men like me, the men like John Austin who BUST OUR ASSES night in and night out to earn whatever we can but I guess as long as Paul Heyman and Gio can sit back and sit there and let it all go down...hell Paul Heyman is even working with these E.R guys now and for what, to keep on pushing these ridiculous feuds and I guess as long as he is spitting in the face of the real hard-working individuals in this company and burying them by putting them against each other week in and week out and then tossing us to the wolves, he doesn't give a fuck that he, as well, as all of these clowns that are either the ones getting their asses kisses or doing the ass-kissing are making this company look like a madhouse."
"I am SICK AND TIRED of it. John Austin is SICK AND TIRED of it. Christine Nash, Sarah..I speak for ALL of us when I say we are ALL SICK AND TIRED of being the victims of the constant abuses of power, and the constant on-going madness that is taking over the XWF, sick of being forced into tearing each other apart when we are just as talented if not more than HALF of the assholes that take up all the limelight because of all the horseshit that goes around here."
"No...it is time that all of you start to take notice. Soon, all of you will see that there is an uprising at hand. That karma is a bitch, and every single one of you will be in for a rude awakening when those that you thought were just filler, just another spot on the roster, just another breathing sack of shit for all of you to kick and piss and boss around while you all kiss each others ass for the sake of money and glory will soon see. We are a family.."
"We are THE Family, and we are sick and tired of all of your bullshit. It's time that you all realize we aren't going to sit here and take any more of your interferences, your injustices, all of your politicking horseshit. It's time that you all realize that we all mean business. And you will all realize it soon."
(Andrew throws the microphone on the ground and walks off in a rage; the camera shows Liz standing there jaw agape in near shock at the tirade Andrew had just went off on, camera feed ends as this music plays)
Liz Weinberg: "Andrew, I have been trying to get ahold of you all day, you have an interview with me today."
Andrew Morrison: "Excuse me, Lizzy, but there are more important things in life than you, like family. I have been speaking with my brother off and on all day, as well as my girl. So, again, excuse me if I ignore a couple of calls from a pesky interviewer."
Liz Weinberg: "No need to be a dick about things, Andrew, but you do have a match coming up on Madness, a triple threat with Ken Kennedy and Christine Nash, and I kinda figured you would have some things to say on the matter."
Andrew Morrison: "As a matter of fact, Liz, I have a LOT to say. Not only on that matter, but on many matters. Matters that need to be addressed, and addressed publicly. But before we get to what YOU want, I wish to take this time to update the very few people in this place that care that I spoke to my brother, Kyle, and that his wife is responding well to the first round of medication, but that things are still early on and he will keep me updated...anyways.."
Liz Weinberg: "That's nice to hear, Andrew, but back to.."
Andrew Morrison: "You know what, Liz, shut the FUCK up and let me finish talking, that's what you want me to do and that is what I am doing, you are getting what you want aren't you, so shut your mouth before I shut it for you. I am in NO mood for you or any bullshit right now."
(Liz, for once, is near speechless, and she tilts the mic back toward Andrew and Andrew snitches it from her and looks at the camera)
Andrew Morrison: "So, the XWF wants to know what I think about my triple threat match coming up this Monday against Ken Kennedy and my good friend, Christine Nash. First off, Ken Kennedy...."
(runs a hand through his hair and rolls his eyes looking irritated)
"Kennedy...you say you want to fuck shit up. You say you want the money and you also brag a lot about DDTs, being the "Daily DDT". First off, wanting to fuck shit up, I can respect that, I like to do that myself, but if you think you are going to waltz on in here with your only victory being against an inanimate object, and you think you stand a chance at "fucking me up", your insane. And if a DDT is the best thing you got to throw at me, you may want to find a time machine and take it back to the 80's when that move was still new and devastating. I may not be the most technical wrestler in the world but I can think of many ways to get out of a DDT. And even if you were lucky enough to hit me with one, I've been hit with a lot worse."
"Seriously kid, if that is the best you got, you might as well not even show up Monday because you may think you are throwing the kitchen sink at me, but what are you going to do when you see the WHOLE FUCKING HOUSE coming at you at full speed, huh?"
(he takes a deep breath and runs a hand through his beard)
"My other opponent in this match is Christine Nash. For the second week in a row, I am going to be opposed by Christine Nash. Someone whom I have long considered one of my dearest friends in this business and this company. It is well documented. And yet, for the second week in a row, Paul Heyman decides that he is going book us against each other again. Some may know this, some may not. My girl is Sarah Parsons, who just so happens to be Christine Nash's sister. The same Sarah Parsons who I had to tell to stay in the back because I did not want her to have to suffer through the pain of watching her man and her sister potentially beat the living hell out of each other. Also in that same match was John Austin. He is currently dating Christine Nash, and he is a man I have teamed with numerous times and he is the closest I have to a brother other than my own in this company."
"The 4 of us, hell we are all practically family. And yet for another week, the powers that be decide that for the sake of putting their card together, they decide to say "FUCK family", "FUCK their alliances". It is ALL about the big dogs in the yard so to speak. If you aren't the Black Circle, if you aren't the Congregation, and if you aren't the Extreme Revolution, fuck you."
"That seems to be the message that the XWF, that Paul Heyman, that Giovanni Ferrari and all of the others seem to be sending. They let these groups run roughshod, and fuck the rest of the card. Fuck the ones that help to make the XWF what it is. It is guys like me, guys like John Austin, women like Christine Nash and Sarah Parsons, hell even guys like Kennedy, JTC, girls like Sincere Lee and so many others that MAKE this show and help bring in ratings and low and behold, every week in and every week out, we are continuously buried, continuously disrespected and continuously screwed over by all of these groups."
"These groups all with their so-called leaders, the Madisons, the Dukes, the Elis, and their ass-kissers and their stooges, all of this power that they couldn't hold without having everyone else do their dirty work, and without manipulating the politics and without screwing over the men like me, the men like John Austin who BUST OUR ASSES night in and night out to earn whatever we can but I guess as long as Paul Heyman and Gio can sit back and sit there and let it all go down...hell Paul Heyman is even working with these E.R guys now and for what, to keep on pushing these ridiculous feuds and I guess as long as he is spitting in the face of the real hard-working individuals in this company and burying them by putting them against each other week in and week out and then tossing us to the wolves, he doesn't give a fuck that he, as well, as all of these clowns that are either the ones getting their asses kisses or doing the ass-kissing are making this company look like a madhouse."
"I am SICK AND TIRED of it. John Austin is SICK AND TIRED of it. Christine Nash, Sarah..I speak for ALL of us when I say we are ALL SICK AND TIRED of being the victims of the constant abuses of power, and the constant on-going madness that is taking over the XWF, sick of being forced into tearing each other apart when we are just as talented if not more than HALF of the assholes that take up all the limelight because of all the horseshit that goes around here."
"No...it is time that all of you start to take notice. Soon, all of you will see that there is an uprising at hand. That karma is a bitch, and every single one of you will be in for a rude awakening when those that you thought were just filler, just another spot on the roster, just another breathing sack of shit for all of you to kick and piss and boss around while you all kiss each others ass for the sake of money and glory will soon see. We are a family.."
"We are THE Family, and we are sick and tired of all of your bullshit. It's time that you all realize we aren't going to sit here and take any more of your interferences, your injustices, all of your politicking horseshit. It's time that you all realize that we all mean business. And you will all realize it soon."
(Andrew throws the microphone on the ground and walks off in a rage; the camera shows Liz standing there jaw agape in near shock at the tirade Andrew had just went off on, camera feed ends as this music plays)