09-22-2013, 04:57 PM
We see Flair standing in the hallway of the American Airlines Center with a microphone in his hand.
"Since miss Liz had a few words for me I have a few more for her."
He tilts his head with his eyes closed and straightens his tie while clearing his throat.
"Yes Liz, I'm forty years older than you, I'm the alimony pony, I'm old grey and broke, and your tits are beginning to droop a little now that your over sixteen, at least they would be if you didn't sign that big contract, but you didn't hear me complaining did you? You act like my age is an issue but if it's such a problem why joke about it when I already did that for you? Or did it go over tour head? I could sit here ten more times and say plastic surgery WOOOOOOO! Plastic surgery WOOOOOOOO! To see if that might get through to you, but I'm not going to, because I don't need to grasp at straws because I KNOW I'm better than you, today, tomorrow, yesterday, last week, last year EVEN WHEN YOU WERE STILL A TADPOLE IN YOUR DADDIES WOOOOOOO!"
He thrusts his pelvis to the camera.
"And while we're on the subject of you should know nothing quick and short is satisfying to the nature boy. If not there's still the chance to find out, space mountain is open twenty four seven, three sixty five darling. You can even bring that barbed wire dildo, I like it kinky WOOOOOO! And if you're as good as me you don't WOOOO! After the act they WOOOOO! While you're doing it, shows how much you know about being with a woman, maybe I need to send a message to your girlfriend, what's her name?"
He pulls his phone from his pocket, apparently to scroll through his contacts.
"Jessica? Jessie? Janet? Janice? God there's so many J's in Texas But I love every one, sometimes two at a time WOOOOO! But remember Liz when you step in the ring Monday you're not stepping in the ring with Ric Flair the lover, you're stepping in the ring with the nature boy, the man and I'm gunna WOOOOO! You in every position, on the announce table, the turnbuckle, right in the crowd, I'll give it to you anyway you want just tell the nature boy how you like it and we can WOOOOOO! All night long."
He winks into the camera and turns away, strutting down the hallway.
"Since miss Liz had a few words for me I have a few more for her."
He tilts his head with his eyes closed and straightens his tie while clearing his throat.
"Yes Liz, I'm forty years older than you, I'm the alimony pony, I'm old grey and broke, and your tits are beginning to droop a little now that your over sixteen, at least they would be if you didn't sign that big contract, but you didn't hear me complaining did you? You act like my age is an issue but if it's such a problem why joke about it when I already did that for you? Or did it go over tour head? I could sit here ten more times and say plastic surgery WOOOOOOO! Plastic surgery WOOOOOOOO! To see if that might get through to you, but I'm not going to, because I don't need to grasp at straws because I KNOW I'm better than you, today, tomorrow, yesterday, last week, last year EVEN WHEN YOU WERE STILL A TADPOLE IN YOUR DADDIES WOOOOOOO!"
He thrusts his pelvis to the camera.
"And while we're on the subject of you should know nothing quick and short is satisfying to the nature boy. If not there's still the chance to find out, space mountain is open twenty four seven, three sixty five darling. You can even bring that barbed wire dildo, I like it kinky WOOOOOO! And if you're as good as me you don't WOOOO! After the act they WOOOOO! While you're doing it, shows how much you know about being with a woman, maybe I need to send a message to your girlfriend, what's her name?"
He pulls his phone from his pocket, apparently to scroll through his contacts.
"Jessica? Jessie? Janet? Janice? God there's so many J's in Texas But I love every one, sometimes two at a time WOOOOO! But remember Liz when you step in the ring Monday you're not stepping in the ring with Ric Flair the lover, you're stepping in the ring with the nature boy, the man and I'm gunna WOOOOO! You in every position, on the announce table, the turnbuckle, right in the crowd, I'll give it to you anyway you want just tell the nature boy how you like it and we can WOOOOOO! All night long."
He winks into the camera and turns away, strutting down the hallway.