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JOY'S MEMOIRS

-Joy is Payneless, and driving erratically in her pinked out car. Being the stereotypical valley girl that also happens to be a reckless driver (like all women). She seems to be texting a guy friend (Her Mister-ess perhaps?)-









Joy: Fuck! Learn how to drive people!


-Just as Joy said that, she pulled a quick U-turn with one hand on the wheel and the other on her phone-



Joy: OHHH SHIT!!!















I LOVE THIS SONG!!!






Joy: "Just dance. Gonna be okay.Da-doo-doo-doo Just dance. Spin that record babe. Da-doo-doo-doo Just dance. Gonna be okay. Duh-duh-duh-duh Dance. Dance. Dance. Just dance."

EEEERRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!

-Joy nearly gets in an accident-



Joy: Watch the road Jackass!!



-Joy continues driving right down the middle divider. Suddenly her phone rings...-




Being a responsible driver, she let it go to voicemail....

NOT!

Joy: Hello?



-inaudible-



Joy: Yeah, Well sorry. I just got to milk this thing a little bit longer, we almost got him right where we want him.


-inaudible-


Joy: Are you kidding me? He messed it up with me a longgg time ago...



-inaudible-



Joy: Of course, pretty soon it's just going to be Joy and...






Joy: Damn, I just got pulled over... I'll call you later, Love youuu!!! Bye!



-Joy parks, hitting the curb in the process-



Joy: Oops.


-Joy fixes her shirt, and by that I mean she reveals her cleavage. The cop takes his sweet time getting to the car.-



Cop: Ma'am?



Joy: Yes officer?


-Joy making sure her cleavage was clearly visible-



Cop: Uhh... Do you know why I pulled you over?



Joy: I don't know. Why?



Cop: Speeding, Driving recklessly, making an illegal u-turn, driving while using a cell phone, and parking next to a fire hydrant.


-Joy looks at her passenger's mirror to see that she did in fact park next to a fire hydrant-


Joy: Oh wow I did not see that.


Cop: License and Registration ma'am.



-He must be gay Joy thought-



Cop: Where's a pretty woman like you rushing off to anyways?

-GOT HIM!-

Joy: Maybe I just trying to get a certain officer's attention. ;)


Cop: Were you now?.. Well you shouldn't get a ticket just for that...



-Yep, got him-


Joy: Maybe you should give me a ticket with your number on it? ;)



Cop: But I'm kinda... married...



Joy: Oh, your wife shouldn't mind a little friendly competition. ;)


-Homewrecking is a hobby of hers-


Cop: Yeah your right.


-The officer writes down his phone number and gives it to Joy. The succubus has struck again-



Joy: Great, I'll give you a call...


-She looks at the name and number-



Joy: Tom... and thanks for letting me off with a warning, you're such a sweetheart!


Cop: You have a great day now, I'll be expecting a call.


Joy: Byeee!


-Joy starts her car and continues to drive recklessly-



Joy: What a sucker... speaking of which, I should probably give Hunter a call...


-Joy gets out her phone and calls Hunter Payne, Restricted of course. Since it's Hunter, you can hear his voice unlike the other person-


Payne: Hello?



Joy: Heyy babe...


Payne: Fuck!


Joy: Are you still mad at me?


Payne: Are you still a whore?


Joy: STOP calling me a whore!


Payne: Then STOP being a whore!


Joy: Whatever, so where are you so we can meet up?


Payne: I don't want to meet up with you!


Joy: You don't have a choice. Remember our joint-contract? Plus we got another couples counseling session set up.


Payne: Fuck, just pick me up at the hotel.


Joy: Yay! Alright be in front! Love youuu!


-Joy hangs up before Hunter can say anything-


Joy: All these idiots! The thing nobody realizes here is that I am the one in control! Joy is running this show bitches!



-We end outside, with a shot of Joy's car speeding into the distance-