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It was a quiet afternoon in Nebraska. Angelus was driving through town, on his way to an XWF house show. Suddenly, the clouds overhead became grey. He turned on the radio, and the weatherman mentioned something--

"A storm is coming..."

SUDDENLY, A HUGE METEOR SHOWER POURED DOWN FROM THE HEAVENS~!!1one

A gigantanormous meteor collided with Angelus' vehicle, but he somehow escaped still alive... and the meteors had stopped raining down upon the ground. Angelus, battered and beaten, managed to crawl to the side of the road, out of the way of any oncoming traffic.

He lay there, motionless, his eyes beginning to become weary... when he slowly began to see a vision. A lovely, beautiful, sparkling figure of some form--

The being descended upon him, and began to kiss him passionately... at first, Angelus embraced this. But then, his eyes began to flutter... and he realized the figure kissing him was a guy! A... quite dazzlingly gorgeous guy bedecked in glitter, yet a guy nevertheless.

The guy did not allow Angelus to escape his grasp, and forced his head back into the cement, locking on a tight french kiss, plunging his tongue into the champion's throat... the unknown assailant gripped Angelus by the hands, interlocking his fingers with that of the XWF 24/7 Champ...

Soon, the life began to leave Angelus, as he drifted off and passed out. A taxi pulled up... the taxi driver exited, before ripping off his get-up, revealing a referee's tee. The assailant hooked the leg of Angelus, and the ref bent down to count the pin...

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Angelus KICKS-OUT! and sends Purple Rain back to east bum fuck Nebraska.