08-22-2013, 08:10 PM
OOC: I already started writing a little bit of session 2 before Madness was cancelled this week, and instead of fitting in to my return I said eff it I'll just edit and finish it and post it now. This explains what's happening during my time off IC of course. Enjoy.
-Joy Giovanni is driving her pink Fiat 500 to their second session for couples counseling. Hunter Payne is riding shotgun and his left arm is in a sling. Joy has been giving him the silent treatment since watching his last podcast. Payne isn't happy either, after losing his 24/7 FTW UFO E1999 Championship in what he has dubbed 'The Unidentifiable FO Screwjob, and being injured the very next night on Madness. So the car is quiet until one of Hunter's favorite songs comes on the radio, then he bumps it-
-And proceeds to sing the lyrics-
Payne: ..."HELLO?! I WISH I WAS A LITTLE BIT TALLER! I WISH I WAS A BALLER! I WISH I HAD A GIRL WHO LOOKED GOOD!I WOULD CALL HER! I WISH I HAD A RABBIT IN A HAT WITH A BAT AND A '64 IMPALA!!!"
-Hunter's terrible singing got Joy to smile-
Payne: Wow, Joy is smiling.
-The smile evaporates immediately-
Payne: I haven't seen that in a long time, I miss that beautiful smile Joy.
Joy: Shut up, I'm still mad at you.
Payne: Look I know you never got to hold my UFO Title, and AJ Lee did, and I'm sorry, but there will be more Championships Joy. This is just the beginning.
-They arrive at the destination-
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Joy: You are an asshole!
-Joy gets out and slam the door-
Payne: Great, now I'm the bad guy.
-Hunter gets out and follows-
-Joy and Payne don't have to wait in the waiting room this time. As they head straight for Dr. Price's office-
Joy: Hi Dr. Price!
Payne: Hey Doc.
Price: Welcome back you two. Go ahead and have a seat.
-They sit in the same spots they did last session-
Price: So how are things working out since our last session?
Joy: He is an asshole!
Price: Language Joy. Refrain from it, m'kay.
Joy: No he replaced me for our 20th Podcast! With AJ Lee? AJ LEE of all people Hunter!
Price: Joy I need you to back up and start from the beginning.
Joy: We started a Podcast when I first became his manager, it was pretty much a show full of mocking our upcoming opponents. I was with him from our 1st Podcast to the 19th!
Payne: The 19th Podcast where you put a shock collar on me and electricuted me?!
Joy: I'm talking! Don't interupt! And despite all the arguing, I was looking forward to hitting the 20th milestone! So what does this asshole idiot do? He goes behind my back and asks AJ Lee to co-host with him on MY Podcast! Then to top it all off, he let AJ Lee hold his UFO title before I ever got a chance to! Then this loser does what he does best, and lost! He lost MY UFO Title before I even got to see it!
Payne: Are you done?
Joy: No!... Fuck him....... That is all....
Price: Wow... uhh Hunter, your turn.
Payne: Well first I lost the UFO title, in the biggest controversy in the companies history!
Joy: Excuses.
Payne: Shut up. It's my turn. So anyway, After having to deal with that bull... I get injured the next night on Madness! So now I'm out with a torn deltoid. The expected recovery time is 3 to 7 weeks! I'm not just here bitching about Podcast problems! I have real issues here!
Joy: Well if you weren't such an stupid injury prone loser, we wouldn't have any of these problems!
Price: M'kay. Timeout... Let's move on to your homework. Hunter do you want to read your poem to Joy.
Payne: Alright, well I wrote a haiku...
-Hunter unfolds a paper in his pocket and reads-
Price: That was very good Hunter, from now on you should get your emotions on paper instead of throwing chairs out of windows... Joy your turn.
-Joy, never one to be outdone pulls out a fucking pink scroll of her poetry-
-Shock on Hunter and Dr. Price's faces-
Payne: Dr. Price, I don't beat her!...
Price: Uhh...wow, alrighty then... Great job both of you... So, let's transition here, Mr. Payne what do you plan to do now that your injured?
Payne: Physical therapy. Heal this bad boy up, and like Adrian Peterson, come back BETTER THAN EVER!
Price: Well this actually works out pretty well, I was actually going to suggest for you two to start planning a vacation. Sort of like a honeymoon without the marriage. After a few more sessions.
Joy: I love it!
Payne: I hate it!
Price: What?
Payne: First off, does it look like I'm in any condition to be on vacation? Second, I am NOT going on vacation with her! Third, I have to go to physical therapy. Fourth, I'm a pro wrestler, I travel the world, staying at home IS the real vacation. And fifth, I don't believe in 'vacations'.
Price: Why's that?
Payne: Vacations are something the white man made up so he could leave his great job for two weeks, and leave a place where he is already treated like a king, because he's white. To go to another place where he's treated even more like a king....
Joy: Well I'm a queen and I'm going with or without you.
Price: That's not how this works Joy. Hunter you really look like you need a vacation, and this is a great exercise for you and Joy.
Joy: And you don't think they have physical therapy in Paris?
Payne: Paris?!
Joy: I want to go to Paris.
Price: Hunter, I think this would be great for you two.
Joy: Don't talk to him like he has a choice Doctor... You have to be firm, like he's a dog... Hunter we are going, or else I will screw you over in every match you have going forward!
Payne: Ugh.... FINE!
-The sad thing is, she was actually right about her dog comment-
Payne: But fuck Paris! Fuck France in general! If we are going to vacation, I want to go to Hawaii.
Price: Language m'kay.
Joy: Hmmm... Alright Hawaii it is.
Price: Well this is great! See, you two were able to compromise. So start planning it, and make sure you go before you return to the wrestling ring.
Joy: Awesome! Hawaii is great for bikini-wear you know ;)
Price: Oh, but I do have a rule. No mentioning of contracts, work, wrestling, or anything that will cause an argument. I want you two to forget about all of that, and when you come back from vacation you should be a restored couple.
Payne: You know I'm actually looking forward to this now.
Price: That's the spirit, m'kay.
Joy: Hawaii here we come???
Payne: Hawaii here we come.
-Session two ends with vacation plans to Hawaii. So now we know where Hunter Payne will be during his recovery time-
-Joy Giovanni is driving her pink Fiat 500 to their second session for couples counseling. Hunter Payne is riding shotgun and his left arm is in a sling. Joy has been giving him the silent treatment since watching his last podcast. Payne isn't happy either, after losing his 24/7 FTW UFO E1999 Championship in what he has dubbed 'The Unidentifiable FO Screwjob, and being injured the very next night on Madness. So the car is quiet until one of Hunter's favorite songs comes on the radio, then he bumps it-
-And proceeds to sing the lyrics-
Payne: ..."HELLO?! I WISH I WAS A LITTLE BIT TALLER! I WISH I WAS A BALLER! I WISH I HAD A GIRL WHO LOOKED GOOD!I WOULD CALL HER! I WISH I HAD A RABBIT IN A HAT WITH A BAT AND A '64 IMPALA!!!"
-Hunter's terrible singing got Joy to smile-
Payne: Wow, Joy is smiling.
-The smile evaporates immediately-
Payne: I haven't seen that in a long time, I miss that beautiful smile Joy.
Joy: Shut up, I'm still mad at you.
Payne: Look I know you never got to hold my UFO Title, and AJ Lee did, and I'm sorry, but there will be more Championships Joy. This is just the beginning.
-They arrive at the destination-
Joy: You are an asshole!
-Joy gets out and slam the door-
Payne: Great, now I'm the bad guy.
-Hunter gets out and follows-
-Joy and Payne don't have to wait in the waiting room this time. As they head straight for Dr. Price's office-
Joy: Hi Dr. Price!
Payne: Hey Doc.
Price: Welcome back you two. Go ahead and have a seat.
-They sit in the same spots they did last session-
Price: So how are things working out since our last session?
Joy: He is an asshole!
Price: Language Joy. Refrain from it, m'kay.
Joy: No he replaced me for our 20th Podcast! With AJ Lee? AJ LEE of all people Hunter!
Price: Joy I need you to back up and start from the beginning.
Joy: We started a Podcast when I first became his manager, it was pretty much a show full of mocking our upcoming opponents. I was with him from our 1st Podcast to the 19th!
Payne: The 19th Podcast where you put a shock collar on me and electricuted me?!
Joy: I'm talking! Don't interupt! And despite all the arguing, I was looking forward to hitting the 20th milestone! So what does this asshole idiot do? He goes behind my back and asks AJ Lee to co-host with him on MY Podcast! Then to top it all off, he let AJ Lee hold his UFO title before I ever got a chance to! Then this loser does what he does best, and lost! He lost MY UFO Title before I even got to see it!
Payne: Are you done?
Joy: No!... Fuck him....... That is all....
Price: Wow... uhh Hunter, your turn.
Payne: Well first I lost the UFO title, in the biggest controversy in the companies history!
Joy: Excuses.
Payne: Shut up. It's my turn. So anyway, After having to deal with that bull... I get injured the next night on Madness! So now I'm out with a torn deltoid. The expected recovery time is 3 to 7 weeks! I'm not just here bitching about Podcast problems! I have real issues here!
Joy: Well if you weren't such an stupid injury prone loser, we wouldn't have any of these problems!
Price: M'kay. Timeout... Let's move on to your homework. Hunter do you want to read your poem to Joy.
Payne: Alright, well I wrote a haiku...
-Hunter unfolds a paper in his pocket and reads-
I do not like you
You have hurt me too many times
Just leave me alone
You have hurt me too many times
Just leave me alone
Price: That was very good Hunter, from now on you should get your emotions on paper instead of throwing chairs out of windows... Joy your turn.
-Joy, never one to be outdone pulls out a fucking pink scroll of her poetry-
Hunter you took me for a joke
Now prepare, because I was the one provoked
You think your cool because you don't drink or smoke
And you wouldn't be caught dead doing something like coke
But it's pretty hard to do any of those things when your flat broke
You tried to get over by being funny
But Joy was the one bringing in all the fame and money
You were just my sideshow dummy
And to be honest, your talent was kinda crummy
You expect everybody to feel sorry for you, poor boy
He has to spend every night with Miss Joy
Really though, any guy would kill to be my boy toy
So consider yourself lucky, and stop being such a momma's boy
I can rhyme anything A B C D
Did you really decide to replace me with AJ Lee?
I know I won't see that again, in fact I can guarantee
Cause next time I'll call the cops and tell them how you much you beat me
After that, Hunter Payne will be doing serious time in the peni-tent-iary
Now prepare, because I was the one provoked
You think your cool because you don't drink or smoke
And you wouldn't be caught dead doing something like coke
But it's pretty hard to do any of those things when your flat broke
You tried to get over by being funny
But Joy was the one bringing in all the fame and money
You were just my sideshow dummy
And to be honest, your talent was kinda crummy
You expect everybody to feel sorry for you, poor boy
He has to spend every night with Miss Joy
Really though, any guy would kill to be my boy toy
So consider yourself lucky, and stop being such a momma's boy
I can rhyme anything A B C D
Did you really decide to replace me with AJ Lee?
I know I won't see that again, in fact I can guarantee
Cause next time I'll call the cops and tell them how you much you beat me
After that, Hunter Payne will be doing serious time in the peni-tent-iary
-Shock on Hunter and Dr. Price's faces-
Payne: Dr. Price, I don't beat her!...
Price: Uhh...wow, alrighty then... Great job both of you... So, let's transition here, Mr. Payne what do you plan to do now that your injured?
Payne: Physical therapy. Heal this bad boy up, and like Adrian Peterson, come back BETTER THAN EVER!
Price: Well this actually works out pretty well, I was actually going to suggest for you two to start planning a vacation. Sort of like a honeymoon without the marriage. After a few more sessions.
Joy: I love it!
Payne: I hate it!
Price: What?
Payne: First off, does it look like I'm in any condition to be on vacation? Second, I am NOT going on vacation with her! Third, I have to go to physical therapy. Fourth, I'm a pro wrestler, I travel the world, staying at home IS the real vacation. And fifth, I don't believe in 'vacations'.
Price: Why's that?
Payne: Vacations are something the white man made up so he could leave his great job for two weeks, and leave a place where he is already treated like a king, because he's white. To go to another place where he's treated even more like a king....
Joy: Well I'm a queen and I'm going with or without you.
Price: That's not how this works Joy. Hunter you really look like you need a vacation, and this is a great exercise for you and Joy.
Joy: And you don't think they have physical therapy in Paris?
Payne: Paris?!
Joy: I want to go to Paris.
Price: Hunter, I think this would be great for you two.
Joy: Don't talk to him like he has a choice Doctor... You have to be firm, like he's a dog... Hunter we are going, or else I will screw you over in every match you have going forward!
Payne: Ugh.... FINE!
-The sad thing is, she was actually right about her dog comment-
Payne: But fuck Paris! Fuck France in general! If we are going to vacation, I want to go to Hawaii.
Price: Language m'kay.
Joy: Hmmm... Alright Hawaii it is.
Price: Well this is great! See, you two were able to compromise. So start planning it, and make sure you go before you return to the wrestling ring.
Joy: Awesome! Hawaii is great for bikini-wear you know ;)
Price: Oh, but I do have a rule. No mentioning of contracts, work, wrestling, or anything that will cause an argument. I want you two to forget about all of that, and when you come back from vacation you should be a restored couple.
Payne: You know I'm actually looking forward to this now.
Price: That's the spirit, m'kay.
Joy: Hawaii here we come???
Payne: Hawaii here we come.
-Session two ends with vacation plans to Hawaii. So now we know where Hunter Payne will be during his recovery time-
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