08-16-2013, 11:11 PM
the following Announcement
Has been paid for by the Leaders and sponsors of
![[Image: er1_zpsb7b00e15.jpg]](http://i1291.photobucket.com/albums/b541/LJHAVOK/er1_zpsb7b00e15.jpg)
Has been paid for by the Leaders and sponsors of
Eminem's "Almost Famous” blasts over the p.a system as Troy Turner & Cam Lang walk out from behind the curtain. Troy Turner along with Cam have on T-Shirts that read “The ER” and are surrounded by security. As they make there way down the aisle Troy taunts fans that are happy to greet him with boos and middle fingers. Cam walks up the steps and asks the ring announcer to sit on the middle rope as they enter the ring. Troy takes an over exaggerated deep breath taking in all the hate before asking for a microphone as security surrounds the ring.
{Troy Turner}
So… do you guys like what I’ve done with the place?
The crowd boos before Troy Turner can even explain his remark.
{Troy Turner}
Have you guys gotten used to the new…XWF? I’ve done some redecorating, you know getting rid of a dickhead here, an asshole there. Just the least I could do for all my adoring fans. Please! Please shower me with your love!!! I’m SIMPLY THE BEST!!!
Crowd continues there boos and even throws some cups of beer into the ring obviously mad at Cam for joining the Extreme Revolution. Troy Turner holds his arms out embracing the reaction.
{Troy Turner}
God I love that song. Sorry about the added security surrounding us... I guess Paul wants to protect his most prized asset. Apparently my actions at Warfare has created some controversy. Who would have known? MotherFuckin Cam Lang joins The ER!
I’ve been known to do things around the XWF that leave people guessing. Why Troy why? Why take a sledgehammer to El Rey’s face. Why Troy why? Why completely destroy the life and career of Joseph Kain. Why Troy…why? And now, why ruin Hunter Payne’s legacy and reason for being. Why Troy why. All fair questions, I’ve answered the previous two. As for Hunter? I guess I can shed some light on the situation.
The audience starts a small Hunter chant Turner looks over at Cam and they both try hard to keep from laughing.
{Troy Turner}
I can understand the confusion, I mean; I don’t think I’ve ever wrestled Hunter Payne. In fact I don’t think I’ve even had the pleasure of having a conversation with him. So why did I decide to make his business… my business? Well it’s simple; he didn’t deserve it. Payne didn’t deserve what he was getting. He didn’t deserve 45 minutes of promo time for that “Days of Our Lives” Bullshit, and he didn’t deserve to be in a match with Troy Fuckin Turner a match no doubt! of epic proportions. He’s a fucking loser, and losers don’t deserve shit besides heavy fucking objects crashing down on their legs.
Troy Turner takes off his sunglasses and places them on the collar of his T-shirt as Cam places himself sitting on the top rope.
{Troy Turner}
Hunter didn’t deserve the spotlight, so Im gonna take it. This will make the greatest segment in his career…a simple yet hilarious highlight in mine. A moment that he no doubt has been looking forward to for years… I decided, Shit I’m bored…why not crash the fucking party ER style. Not sure if you’ve noticed, but I crave attention. I sure got it.
The fans continue to boo Turner just smiles and yells at the crowd off mic, he then hands the mic over to Cam we immediately hear a mixture of boos and cheers as the crowd is still having mixed emotions about Cam’s decision.
{Cam Lang}
You all saw a revelation take place this past Wednesday, me and Mr. Troy Turner putting our talents together to a form a revolution of EXTREME! First off let me make a shout out to my first opponent here in XWF, El Rey I'll be the first to say that you were standing tall in the end of our match. May I remind you the referee basically gave you the win, but regardless a win is a win. But like I told you, whether I won or lost I was going to do more to you than just ''win the fight''. I'm sure that won't be the last time we meet El Rey and let's hope when we do meet again we'll found ourselves in a more suitable environment.
Cam rubs his hand on the back of his neck collecting his thoughts.
{Cam Lang}
This Monday's MEGA MADNESS will have more talent than it can hold. You see, this Warfare with us taking out El Rey will only be the beginning. You think this is only the works of me and Troy? Let us bring you in on something, we still have more to reveal, and since we're already on a hot streak to start this new ''change'' what better then to take over a broken man such a Hunter Payne! But can you blame him, in some ways you can respect the guy for dealing with one of the biggest bitches we've seen. But yet again, that makes him a bitch in his own right for being controlled by one.
The audience start to boo as Cam smiles at the thought, he walks around a bit soaking it all in til he stops at a camera and looks dead into the lens.
{Cam Lang}
The bottom line is once we dispatch of Hunter, in the most vicious way possible then we'll start to change the direction of the tide around this place. There's too many clueless nuts and wannabe ''kings'' walking around as if they're the most talented guys in that ring, when in reality you're looking at two of the most charismatic and talented superstars this place will ever lay eyes off. Trust us when we say this that us beating the hell out of Hunter Payne won't be the last time you see us that night.
Troy motions for the mic like he has something to say.
{Troy Turner}
Speaking of beatings it will be Mike Harrison Angelus and me. But this is without a doubt the Year of Troy Turner and the Extreme Revolution. You can have your weeks of luck; We’ll take our years of complete and unquestioned supremacy over the rest of the federation. Because I’m motherFUCKING Troy Turner..thats KILLA Cam Lang.Untouchable, and Simply The Best.
Troy Turner flashes his trademark smile before dropping the mic to the mat. Eminem's "Almost Famous” hits as The ER exits the ring.
{Troy Turner}
So… do you guys like what I’ve done with the place?
The crowd boos before Troy Turner can even explain his remark.
{Troy Turner}
Have you guys gotten used to the new…XWF? I’ve done some redecorating, you know getting rid of a dickhead here, an asshole there. Just the least I could do for all my adoring fans. Please! Please shower me with your love!!! I’m SIMPLY THE BEST!!!
Crowd continues there boos and even throws some cups of beer into the ring obviously mad at Cam for joining the Extreme Revolution. Troy Turner holds his arms out embracing the reaction.
{Troy Turner}
God I love that song. Sorry about the added security surrounding us... I guess Paul wants to protect his most prized asset. Apparently my actions at Warfare has created some controversy. Who would have known? MotherFuckin Cam Lang joins The ER!
I’ve been known to do things around the XWF that leave people guessing. Why Troy why? Why take a sledgehammer to El Rey’s face. Why Troy why? Why completely destroy the life and career of Joseph Kain. Why Troy…why? And now, why ruin Hunter Payne’s legacy and reason for being. Why Troy why. All fair questions, I’ve answered the previous two. As for Hunter? I guess I can shed some light on the situation.
The audience starts a small Hunter chant Turner looks over at Cam and they both try hard to keep from laughing.
{Troy Turner}
I can understand the confusion, I mean; I don’t think I’ve ever wrestled Hunter Payne. In fact I don’t think I’ve even had the pleasure of having a conversation with him. So why did I decide to make his business… my business? Well it’s simple; he didn’t deserve it. Payne didn’t deserve what he was getting. He didn’t deserve 45 minutes of promo time for that “Days of Our Lives” Bullshit, and he didn’t deserve to be in a match with Troy Fuckin Turner a match no doubt! of epic proportions. He’s a fucking loser, and losers don’t deserve shit besides heavy fucking objects crashing down on their legs.
Troy Turner takes off his sunglasses and places them on the collar of his T-shirt as Cam places himself sitting on the top rope.
{Troy Turner}
Hunter didn’t deserve the spotlight, so Im gonna take it. This will make the greatest segment in his career…a simple yet hilarious highlight in mine. A moment that he no doubt has been looking forward to for years… I decided, Shit I’m bored…why not crash the fucking party ER style. Not sure if you’ve noticed, but I crave attention. I sure got it.
The fans continue to boo Turner just smiles and yells at the crowd off mic, he then hands the mic over to Cam we immediately hear a mixture of boos and cheers as the crowd is still having mixed emotions about Cam’s decision.
{Cam Lang}
You all saw a revelation take place this past Wednesday, me and Mr. Troy Turner putting our talents together to a form a revolution of EXTREME! First off let me make a shout out to my first opponent here in XWF, El Rey I'll be the first to say that you were standing tall in the end of our match. May I remind you the referee basically gave you the win, but regardless a win is a win. But like I told you, whether I won or lost I was going to do more to you than just ''win the fight''. I'm sure that won't be the last time we meet El Rey and let's hope when we do meet again we'll found ourselves in a more suitable environment.
Cam rubs his hand on the back of his neck collecting his thoughts.
{Cam Lang}
This Monday's MEGA MADNESS will have more talent than it can hold. You see, this Warfare with us taking out El Rey will only be the beginning. You think this is only the works of me and Troy? Let us bring you in on something, we still have more to reveal, and since we're already on a hot streak to start this new ''change'' what better then to take over a broken man such a Hunter Payne! But can you blame him, in some ways you can respect the guy for dealing with one of the biggest bitches we've seen. But yet again, that makes him a bitch in his own right for being controlled by one.
The audience start to boo as Cam smiles at the thought, he walks around a bit soaking it all in til he stops at a camera and looks dead into the lens.
{Cam Lang}
The bottom line is once we dispatch of Hunter, in the most vicious way possible then we'll start to change the direction of the tide around this place. There's too many clueless nuts and wannabe ''kings'' walking around as if they're the most talented guys in that ring, when in reality you're looking at two of the most charismatic and talented superstars this place will ever lay eyes off. Trust us when we say this that us beating the hell out of Hunter Payne won't be the last time you see us that night.
Troy motions for the mic like he has something to say.
{Troy Turner}
Speaking of beatings it will be Mike Harrison Angelus and me. But this is without a doubt the Year of Troy Turner and the Extreme Revolution. You can have your weeks of luck; We’ll take our years of complete and unquestioned supremacy over the rest of the federation. Because I’m motherFUCKING Troy Turner..thats KILLA Cam Lang.Untouchable, and Simply The Best.
Troy Turner flashes his trademark smile before dropping the mic to the mat. Eminem's "Almost Famous” hits as The ER exits the ring.