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Our scene opens up, to a very, very angry Table. "THE" Table to be exact.

"AW SHIT! ION WANTS TO CHALLENGE A CHICK HE LOST TO, TO ANOTHER MATCH FOR A TITLE SHOT, AND DUCK ME ONCE AGAIN? OH HELL THE FUCK NO! I AM THE TABLE, AND I WILL BE THE FIRST EVER LUMBERJACK THAT ISN'T A HUMAN FUCKING BEING JUST TO KILL SWIFT ION. MOTHERFUCKER CAN'T DUCK ME! I WILL STOMP HIS FUCKING CLIT FACE IN! LET ME BREAK THIS DOWN FOR YOU ALL!

MADISON? DON'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT.

GILMOUR? DON'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT.

HAVOK? DON'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT.

ION? I WILL FUCKING DESTROY.

THERE'S MY GAMEPLAN.

FUCK THE RULES."