08-14-2013, 07:43 AM
(XWF fades in from the commercial break to a locker room where Joseph Kain is getting ready for his match with Troy Turner by stretching and hyping himself up.)
Kain: Regardless of what happens I'll be a lumber jack in the Madison, Havok, and Gilmour match for the title of king of the XWF. For no other reason than to ensure no outside interference and to make the best man wins. That means the Black Circle, the Brotherhood, and my fellow rookies better keep their head on straight. I would hate to have to kick it off. I have been sitting idlely by and watchin this drama unfold for the week that I have been here. The situation got exasperated by Madison tryin to be a sneaky bastard at every twist and turn. And then a fellow rookie, who is a moron by the way, Caliban talked shit backstage and got everyone worked up over this match. That resulted in Havok, who talks shit anyway, to get attacked by Luca. Luca was strung by a chain attacked to a motorcycle at the hands of Peter Gilmour and then Gilmour beat the holy piss out of him. He sent a message that was loud and clear. That was followed with a stand off at the end of this monday's Madness. If I were a bettin man, I would say Gilmour has both of their numbers, but we'll see what happens. Like I said, I'm as impartial as you can be and I will stop any bullshit from happening and clouding the outcome of the match with second thoughts.
(He pauses for a second to think and then a light bulb goes on and you can see the expression on his face change.)
Kain: I'm going to give a run down of my opinion of the competitors so that there is no doubt I'm bein impartial.
One. We have self-proclaimed "savior" LJ Havok. The guy talks a big game. But its a front for whatever mental disease he has. He wants people to respect him without him deservin it. I don't respect him, but I will give him this he can wrestle.
Two. Peter F'n Gilmour. He's a fighter.There's not much I can say. But a lot of times he runs his mouth too much and it gets him in trouble. Oh and his fatness maybe a problem in this match with two high calibur athletes like John Madison and LJ Havok.
(Joseph Kain chuckles a bit and then he continues with the final competitor.)
Kain:Three. John Madison. I can't say much. He's the king. And he has that title for a reason. That reason bein that he's smart. He plans every move he makes. He won't hesitate to take the easy way out though. He would take the help of another superstar if it was offered, and that's one of the main reasons I signed on to do this match as a lumberjack.
(He then starts back stretching)
Kain: Now get the hell outta here I have a match to prepare for.
(Camera turns and heads towards the door as the XWF fades to a commercial break.)
Kain: Regardless of what happens I'll be a lumber jack in the Madison, Havok, and Gilmour match for the title of king of the XWF. For no other reason than to ensure no outside interference and to make the best man wins. That means the Black Circle, the Brotherhood, and my fellow rookies better keep their head on straight. I would hate to have to kick it off. I have been sitting idlely by and watchin this drama unfold for the week that I have been here. The situation got exasperated by Madison tryin to be a sneaky bastard at every twist and turn. And then a fellow rookie, who is a moron by the way, Caliban talked shit backstage and got everyone worked up over this match. That resulted in Havok, who talks shit anyway, to get attacked by Luca. Luca was strung by a chain attacked to a motorcycle at the hands of Peter Gilmour and then Gilmour beat the holy piss out of him. He sent a message that was loud and clear. That was followed with a stand off at the end of this monday's Madness. If I were a bettin man, I would say Gilmour has both of their numbers, but we'll see what happens. Like I said, I'm as impartial as you can be and I will stop any bullshit from happening and clouding the outcome of the match with second thoughts.
(He pauses for a second to think and then a light bulb goes on and you can see the expression on his face change.)
Kain: I'm going to give a run down of my opinion of the competitors so that there is no doubt I'm bein impartial.
One. We have self-proclaimed "savior" LJ Havok. The guy talks a big game. But its a front for whatever mental disease he has. He wants people to respect him without him deservin it. I don't respect him, but I will give him this he can wrestle.
Two. Peter F'n Gilmour. He's a fighter.There's not much I can say. But a lot of times he runs his mouth too much and it gets him in trouble. Oh and his fatness maybe a problem in this match with two high calibur athletes like John Madison and LJ Havok.
(Joseph Kain chuckles a bit and then he continues with the final competitor.)
Kain:Three. John Madison. I can't say much. He's the king. And he has that title for a reason. That reason bein that he's smart. He plans every move he makes. He won't hesitate to take the easy way out though. He would take the help of another superstar if it was offered, and that's one of the main reasons I signed on to do this match as a lumberjack.
(He then starts back stretching)
Kain: Now get the hell outta here I have a match to prepare for.
(Camera turns and heads towards the door as the XWF fades to a commercial break.)