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"The Phantom" Jack Kronus

The bus was packed. 60 people, at least. Judging by the cups of coffee most of them were holding, they were probably going to work. There were all kinds of people in the bus: old people going to the market, young people listening to music in their I-Pods... What they didn't imagine was that they had a wrestler between them. Whoever looked at Jack wouldn't say he worked for the XWF. He was wearing a Burger King hat, a Boston Celtics jersey and silk trousers. Even though everyone looked at him, no one was able to recognized him. He was the master of disguise, after all...

When the bus stopped to pick up some more people, Jack realized it was the perfect opportunity to record a promo. He picked up his backpack and started looking for his camera. After finding it under the condoms, Jack turned it on and looked around to see if there was anyone avaliable to record his promo. His eyes looked around and found a kid in the back of the bus. The kid was wearing punk clothes and had a piercing in his nose, yet, he didn't seem to be older than 15. And if there was anything that 14 years old wanted, it was money.

"Hey kid, want to win some cash? Here, pick up this camera and record everything I say. I promise you won't regret it!"

The kid seemed wary at first, but the sight of money was enought to make him trust Jack. He stood up and explored every single feature of the camera. Meanwhile, Jack got up and approached an old man that was reading a newspaper. The old man did not seem to notice Jack's approach. Jack then took a picture from his pocket and showed it to the man. The kid zoomed the camera to get the photo on tape and we realize that it is a picture of Jack's next opponent on Monday Night Madness, Malik Miller

"Good sir, can you help me? I am looking for this man? Have you seen him?"

The man sighed and close the newspaper. He then removed his reading glasses and looked at Jack. His eyes said what his mouth didn't: I don't give a single fuck. After not getting an answer from that man, Jack went to the front of the bus with the kid always following him. He then showed the picture to a young girl. She had a baby on her lap, and he was playing with toy blocks

"Have you seen this man? I haven't heard from him for quite a while..."

The woman looked at the picture and almost screamed when she looked at it. The "camera man" seemed to be amused by the look on the woman's face and decided to do a slow motion close up on her face. The baby lost interest in his toys and looked around. When his eyes met the picture, he started crying and hugged his mother.

"No, I haven't seen such man and I am glad I didn't! Now get that picture away from my baby! He is scared of that ugly thing..."

Now the baby was crying aloud and that had caught everyone's attention. All eyes were on Jack and his ridiculous outfit. He then removed a tablet from his backpack and he loaded a picture of Malik. Jack then gave the tablet to the kid he had paid to record his promo and the kid went around the bus, showing it to everybody.

"Can I have your attention please? I need your help. You see, I am trying to find this young name. He goes by the name of Nemo. I am afraid he has ran away. If anyone has seen him, please contact me..."

The tablet was being passed from hand to hand, and there were all kinds of reactions: some of them laughted at Nemo's ugly face, others didn't even dared to look at him for a second time. Jack heard all kinds of things:

"If I was this hideous, I would run away too"


"What the fuck is this thing?"


"Why do gay people need to be so flamboyant?"


"My son, this is this reason you shouldn't do drugs. You don't want to end up like him, now do you..."


"I will give you my money, but please, do not force me to see his face again!

After getting the kind of reactions he was hoping to get, Jack turned his attention to the camera once again.

"Nemo, since I haven't heard anything from you in a while, you might as well not even bother to show up. You know it is the right thing to do. You will save us both time. As you might have already seen, no one gives a single fuck about you. So do us both a favour and jump from a cliff. The whole world thanks you! !

"That was it for today Nemo! I hope you follow my advice. I would hate to get my hands dirty with you. Ghosts have no time for people like you..."