08-06-2013, 08:36 AM
Fan Mail!
Okay I have a good amount of fans here who would like to ask me, Mr. Radio, They actually are my fans... They would like to ask me a question. They are seriously going to ask me what ever they think is a "good" question. Up first is a male in his mid twenties, I'm not going to say their names so They don't get embarrassed by my answer. Okay Junior ask away.
uhh, Mr. Radio wow it's awesome to see you, I would like to just ask you one question. Is there anyone in the locker room that you think is pretty cool? To be more specific Is there anyone you get along with?
Decent question, Well Not necessarily. I have a lot of people I absolutely hate, I'm not going to name all of them because it's almost everyone on the roster. People who I don't hate well, Hunter Payne hasn't gotten on my bad side, well actually this one is going to surprise all of you most likely. Me and Mr. satellite actually hung out once, on a helicopter. I forgot for what but it happened! See already a surprise and that was just the first question. On to the next fan.
Hi MIke. I would like to ask you, why do you hate everyone so much? Are you just always grumpy or what?
Really? Do I even need to answer that? I hate people because they are stupid. This planet has black men showing off their underwear to everyone indicating that they want to be raped, They use stupid slang such as Swag, Yolo, and Hashtag. Now the reason why I hate people in XWF is because, They are also stupid. Everyone who is in the same match as me usually have fun with my last name. A little rude if you ask me. My name is a little uncommon but it's at least better than some of the stupid names that people have here. I mean Peter Gilmour is a name that makes me think of that short little pudgy Asian kid from UP. When I hear Luca Arzegotti I think of an Italian Waiter who says Meatball a lot. Next fan!
Mr. Radio! Oh My GOD! I Love you so much! this is kinda related to question one but why do you not get along with Satty-Lite? I love you both so much you're both so sexy! eeeee!
Who let her on stage? Dammit this was my own fault for even doing this question answering shit. Well you see When two people don't see eye to eye on things they argue and arguing turns into fighting and after awhile they go on a helicopter ride and forget about everything and never talk to each other again...hopefully. Plus even if we were friends behind the scenes, which we're not, I definitely wouldn't admit to it on camera. Shit now I sound suspicious. I promise all of you, we are not talking! *boo!* oh Fuck off! Next god damn question.
Hey Radio I just wanted to ask what you plan on doing after you kick John Madison's ass!?
Why couldn't every question be something like this!? Well I will sit on the throne that definitely doesn't belong to Madison because he doesn't deserve it and then I'm going to laugh at everyone and then I'm going to kick Luca out of the throne room so he doesn't have to stink up the first step up to the throne. Then I'm going to become the Most Macho King ever! yeah, I did my wrestling history research. Then that's about it. I'll order women to sit next to my throne and feed me grapes and watch as all of the other ass hats wrestle. Madison won't be the king much longer, I can guarantee you that.
Hello Radio I just wanted to save the best question for last. Actually I have two combined questions for you. Are you sexually attracted to anyone on the roster and would you ever form a tag team with anyone?
The first question is just stupid! but if I had to answer it I would say no. There are very attractive women here but am I sexually attracted to them, no. Now if I would form a tag team with someone it would have to be...Someone that's like me, Someone who hates humanity, Hates luca and Madison, Has War experience, and some one who can have my back and I know I can trust them. Unfortunately there are no one like that in the roster so no I would not form a tag team with anyone. But if someone like that did join I would definitely start talking to him or maybe even her.
Thanks for watching! I hope the answers to all of theses questions answered some questions that have been on your mind. There may or may not be more episodes of Radio's Fan mail. Maybe there might be a Chatting with Radio next week? You're going to have to find out! Also find out if Radio wins the Rumble.. But we all know that is going to happen no matter what. Even if I get eliminated, I'll run back in the ring and toss everyone else out by anger. Don't worry that's not going to happen though. I'm going to win that Rumble and then I'm going to go on to win the XWF Ugly ass Crown! Then I'll be the ruler of XWF. Then my mission will be complete!