X-treme Wrestling Federation

The gentle, falling snow melts almost instantly as it hits the wet pavement. The view we have is over somebody's left shoulder who is standing still and now appears to be slowly raising a glass of wine to his lips. The immediate surroundings reveal what looks like an old time town with family owned shops on both sides of the road. An actual horse and buggy is slowly making its way down the snow covered road as the snow starts to come down just a little harder, each flake instantaneously melting into the shoulder of this man's black wool coat.

The sound of air being forcefully inhaled as the man's shoulder raises in front of the camera.

Complete silence for a matter of seconds.

The loud exhale that escapes Evertrust's lungs as he glances at the camera just for a second.

There's nothing like this fresh, cool, poisonous oxygen. I love it just as much as all of you and I'm enjoying the benefits of having snow fall on me too, which I'll tell you more about sometime when I don't have other news to share. That's right my fellow Earth dwellers - there's already been a breakthrough and it's only been a matter of hours since my first appearance in the XWF. My thoughts race as I stand here in this cold weather, just waiting for something nobody else could appreciate. I'm glad my voice recorder seems to be in working order so I can continue my thoughts while I wait and get them aired for all to hear.

Through clouded lenses and soiled pupils I have been observed by some of the inhabitants of the XWF roster. It begins; for where that pebble begins to fall it will soon be joined by another, and another, and before I know it there will be rocks and boulders coming down the hill at me full force... but isn't it so fascinating to think how it all begins with just that one, tiny pebble rolling down all by itself? Andrew Aldway - You my child will make a fine pebble and I can assure you, sir, that I am honored to have a possible chance at confronting you face to face in this tournament I've decided to inject my desires into. The Barmy Brit is a man who admits his own limitations and proclaims his ignorance with pride while also telling me that he doesn't... ahem... give a flying fuck why I'm here. This man Aldway is intriguing to me for the fact that he starts off by saying he couldn't be bothered to listen to my incessant ramblings and then immediately transitions into explaining his take on my ramblings - that they're about how horrible and stupid the human race is. This gentlemen goes on to challenge my reason for being here; as if I am some sort of alien from another planet. He even tells me to get back in my spaceship because the XWF already has its alien.

Andrew Aldway has confused himself by trying to decipher my words' true meanings while he wasn't being bothered to listen to my incessant ramblings. He has taken my knowledge of the human race and this planet, and he assumed that it goes along with an extraterrestrial ancestry. I must be from a line of aliens if I see through man made limitations and can wade through the cloudy waters of the Earth scam without so much as a flinch. Andrew here has volunteered to be our first example of just how limited a common man's scope can be when he's presented with something he doesn't understand. He hears me speak of faults in the entire human race's perception of life itself and immediately distances himself from me and my cause even further by seeing me as an alien from another planet... and then telling me to get back into a space ship... because XWF has an alien already. I admit it, Andrew, I am new around here and I don't think I know which one of you is an alien but I commend you on your openmindedness and willingness to accept that celestial beings from other worlds do in fact exist and could be here in the XWF. You still gave us all a shining example of typical human error in judgment when you lumped me in the category of an alien after seeing me once, but at least you're not as blind to our universe as some of these guys will soon prove to be.

^Like clockwork; just wait and watch.

So Andrew,
Since you were the first one so kind as to bring up my name, I wanted to make you an offering.

Call it a gift if you like; call it a test if you will; I call it just a brilliant piece of the puzzle. I'm fully aware that you have your Connection and that you are men of pride and strength, but this is strictly between you and I right now because I also know you're a man that can recognize an advantageous opportunity. So, with that said, Mr. Aldway... I will do you the favor of physically attacking anyone that you so choose on Monday in Singapore; no strings attached. All you've got to do is tell me in front of the world who you want it to be... and then sit back along with the rest of the humanoids and watch me deliver on Monday. The victim won't even be able to save himself, or dare I say herself, even with you announcing their name days in advance. Consider this my way of saying... thanks for noticing me so quickly in this overcrowded land. What do you say? Do you accept? There's nothing to lose by playing along, sir. You can take that to the bank. Ah the banks; another of this world's grand scams that no other intelligent group of beings would ever fall for. My free piece of advice to you Mr. Aldway is to withdraw all your money from any bank you may do business with and trade that money in for gold. It has fluctuating value here and even in alternative planes of life it is always known to carry value; sometimes due to its color and shine, other times due to its texture and pliability. You already seem to realize that other intelligence can and does exist so please take my word and believe that your way of life could be over before we even reach Singapore, and it doesn't even have to involve aliens.

I hope you're listening to me, Andrew - The planned worldwide collapse of all banks will mean the instant disappearance of all your wealth as the ranking of all humans gets reset; only those with gold and other select valuables will be considered desirable and only those with massively absurd amounts of valuables and above average looks will have the chance to be added to the scam controlling elite. This part of Earth's history is going to result in the vast majority of the humans being condemned to slavery or death for being worthless, even if they were wealthy days before. Get your gold gathered, Aldway. Don't be laying in the ditch, dead, with John Austin... and don't get yourself thrown into the slave pits with the likes of Jonny Rebel. It won't matter who is friend or foe when the banks turn off your life switch - our light switch.

Take my tip, don't take my tip. Accept my offer of an assault free of charge, don't accept my offer of an assault free of charge. Remember though...... it can be anyone you pick as long as they're in Singapore with us on Monday. My special offer and my way of showing you "Hey, this Evertrust chap isn't so bad after all."

So I hope you realize that in time.

As for the rest of you? I'm looking just as forward to getting to know each and every last one of you as I explore your individual loves for limitation and observe the varying paths you little mice hobble down when the ground starts to tremble beneath your crutches.

Evertrust begins walking forward, away from the camera as snow continues to fall with big, moist flakes all round. The conditions have started to favor the cold as the snow has finally started to stick to the ground just enough to give it that light, transparent white coating as Evertrust leaves his temporary trail of footprints for all to follow... but no one ever has.

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