07-23-2013, 10:59 AM
The following questions were asked of Sid Feder today after the XWF lost his entire week's worth of promos because they are conspiring to keep Feder down and less popular.
So, Sid -- Why didn't you cash in at Leap Of Faith? You obviously could have cashed in for any title or even the crown but you chose not to. Instead, you only attacked Mr. Satellite and hit him with your 24/7 briefcase.
:3 x Better:
That's an easy one -- who the fuck would be worth me cashing in on at Leap Of Faith? I already made it clear that Mr. Satellite is only worth denting my briefcase with his cranium; and he's hardly worth that if I'm honest. I feel like sending him a bill for my appearance after his shitty fuckin' title defense at Leap Of Faith; who did he beat again? Some guy whose name I can't even remember. The only thing that mattered about that TV title defense was when everybody thought that I was coming out there to cash in and take the title from Mr. Satellite.
To be even more honest, if I'm sending out bills to people, I guess Neonero better be expecting to receive an invoice from me too. I left Mr. Satellite a heap of broken shit after he defended the TV title and later that night he went on to lose the United States title to Neonero-
-you're welcome, buddy. Congrats on the new title; looks a hell of a lot better on you than on that piece of shit alien from the center of Jupiter's asshole.
What about the Crown? You were right there for the main event and technically could have cashed in at any point before, during, or after the main event. I'm pretty sure you could have even waited until the cameras all turned off, crept up behind John Madison in the parking lot and cracked him in the head to cash in right there. Isn't that how it works? 24/7? Yet you're still carrying it and John Madison is still the King of XWF.
:3 x Better:
Fuck that crown! What's it done for Madison that he wasn't already having hand fed to him by
and company before? Was he already getting advantages such as match restarts, unfair favoritism, and interferences on his behalf before he was the king? Why, yes! Yes he most certainly fucking was. The only thing that's changed is that now he walks around looking like an even bigger douche bag and wrestling even less. Isn't that kind of a win for all of us? We have to deal with him disgracing himself in the ring much less, and he looks a whole lot funnier going around and speaking as though he's a real king! Makes me want to slap my knee-
-right before I smash it into his face. The crown will fall and hit the ground and I'll just kick it aside before I smash him in the face with that same knee a second time. If the day comes that the XWF crown would serve a purpose being held by a Feder, then I'll just walk out there and take the crown the very instant that purpose becomes apartment to me. I'm doing just fine so far though; had one match back and already carrying the top title on Monday Madness. With me being as naturally gifted as I am and constantly having success drawn toward me. . .can you imagine if John Madison and I switched roles? What I mean is -- what if he lost all of his unfair advantages and all of the favors from, and what if I suddenly had that added boost? He barely stays afloat with those advantages but I'm soaring high and earning my gold on my own; just imagine how far he'd fall if I stole his wings.
Maybe I should.
Who's to say I couldn't persuade into making me his golden boy? My family's rich heritage and my Three Times Better ability might be just what needs so that he's no longer looked at as a joke who supports losers that can't stand up on their own.
Are you saying you're going to try and-
:3 x Better:
I'm not saying shit! . . . .And don't you dare try and put words in my mouth!
Alright, next question then. Is there anything you'd like to say regarding your tag team match on Madness? You will be teaming up wi-
:3 x Better:
Shut up!
I already know damn well who I am teaming with and I know who I'm facing. As far as what I'd like to say on the matter? Well, I would mostly like to say that I wish somebody had given me something good to laugh at but my opponents have been pretty bland this week. I expected them to come marching out with top hats, canes, and maybe start doing a little tap dancing while Mr. Satellite performs magic tricks and cuts Luca Arzegotti in half before our very eyes! That would have been hilarious!
But I don't think they're trying to be funny.
:3 x Better:
No, you're right -- Mr. Satellite is actually being serious when he says to the crowd that his next trick will be to remove Luca's head and replace it with this other head-
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Even though all the people in the crowd know it's bullshit and that humans cannot change heads, Mr. Satellite will expect us to believe-
-and then?
Then Luca shows up on Madness a corps with no head but Mr. Satellite will control his body with a pair of chop sticks that he jammed down into his open neck.
Disgusting, Mr. Satellite.
So, Sid -- Why didn't you cash in at Leap Of Faith? You obviously could have cashed in for any title or even the crown but you chose not to. Instead, you only attacked Mr. Satellite and hit him with your 24/7 briefcase.
:3 x Better:
That's an easy one -- who the fuck would be worth me cashing in on at Leap Of Faith? I already made it clear that Mr. Satellite is only worth denting my briefcase with his cranium; and he's hardly worth that if I'm honest. I feel like sending him a bill for my appearance after his shitty fuckin' title defense at Leap Of Faith; who did he beat again? Some guy whose name I can't even remember. The only thing that mattered about that TV title defense was when everybody thought that I was coming out there to cash in and take the title from Mr. Satellite.
To be even more honest, if I'm sending out bills to people, I guess Neonero better be expecting to receive an invoice from me too. I left Mr. Satellite a heap of broken shit after he defended the TV title and later that night he went on to lose the United States title to Neonero-
-you're welcome, buddy. Congrats on the new title; looks a hell of a lot better on you than on that piece of shit alien from the center of Jupiter's asshole.
What about the Crown? You were right there for the main event and technically could have cashed in at any point before, during, or after the main event. I'm pretty sure you could have even waited until the cameras all turned off, crept up behind John Madison in the parking lot and cracked him in the head to cash in right there. Isn't that how it works? 24/7? Yet you're still carrying it and John Madison is still the King of XWF.
:3 x Better:
Fuck that crown! What's it done for Madison that he wasn't already having hand fed to him by
and company before? Was he already getting advantages such as match restarts, unfair favoritism, and interferences on his behalf before he was the king? Why, yes! Yes he most certainly fucking was. The only thing that's changed is that now he walks around looking like an even bigger douche bag and wrestling even less. Isn't that kind of a win for all of us? We have to deal with him disgracing himself in the ring much less, and he looks a whole lot funnier going around and speaking as though he's a real king! Makes me want to slap my knee--right before I smash it into his face. The crown will fall and hit the ground and I'll just kick it aside before I smash him in the face with that same knee a second time. If the day comes that the XWF crown would serve a purpose being held by a Feder, then I'll just walk out there and take the crown the very instant that purpose becomes apartment to me. I'm doing just fine so far though; had one match back and already carrying the top title on Monday Madness. With me being as naturally gifted as I am and constantly having success drawn toward me. . .can you imagine if John Madison and I switched roles? What I mean is -- what if he lost all of his unfair advantages and all of the favors from
, and what if I suddenly had that added boost? He barely stays afloat with those advantages but I'm soaring high and earning my gold on my own; just imagine how far he'd fall if I stole his wings.Maybe I should.
Who's to say I couldn't persuade
into making me his golden boy? My family's rich heritage and my Three Times Better ability might be just what needs so that he's no longer looked at as a joke who supports losers that can't stand up on their own.Are you saying you're going to try and-
:3 x Better:
I'm not saying shit! . . . .And don't you dare try and put words in my mouth!
Alright, next question then. Is there anything you'd like to say regarding your tag team match on Madness? You will be teaming up wi-
:3 x Better:
Shut up!
I already know damn well who I am teaming with and I know who I'm facing. As far as what I'd like to say on the matter? Well, I would mostly like to say that I wish somebody had given me something good to laugh at but my opponents have been pretty bland this week. I expected them to come marching out with top hats, canes, and maybe start doing a little tap dancing while Mr. Satellite performs magic tricks and cuts Luca Arzegotti in half before our very eyes! That would have been hilarious!
But I don't think they're trying to be funny.
:3 x Better:
No, you're right -- Mr. Satellite is actually being serious when he says to the crowd that his next trick will be to remove Luca's head and replace it with this other head-
Even though all the people in the crowd know it's bullshit and that humans cannot change heads, Mr. Satellite will expect us to believe-
-and then?
Then Luca shows up on Madness a corps with no head but Mr. Satellite will control his body with a pair of chop sticks that he jammed down into his open neck.
Disgusting, Mr. Satellite.