07-22-2013, 07:03 AM
Narrator : After 3 week of Hiatus, the 16 bit Wrestler is back in action at the XWF. His opponent is none others then Mr Radio. It's seems to be a good challenge for our Video game heros, who need a victory. Because he suffer two losts against Johnny Xtreme and Crimson Cobra.
Gamegenie : Actually i got owned by the rules, none of those idiots enjoy our good history with Dean Moxley, who is by the way a very good friend of mine.
Narrator : And you think breaking the fourth wall will help you to make his promo interesting?
Gamegenie : Why not!
Said the 16-wrestler with all the confidence.
Gamegenie : I have enough to play the mister nice guy, if i've ever receive a another cheesy scenario. I'm gonna rage quit.
Narrator : What! but you can't do that! You will receive a reputation of a sore loser. Don't break that code! You are a model of excellence since your debut in the XWF. You can't act that way, remember what Methodcobra told you. If you bitch and whine about your error, the enemy like Mr Radio will always get the advantage.
The 16-bit wrestler rises from his sofa and he folds his arms with a non-impress look in his eyes.
Gamegenie : Since when you decide to play the wise-asses?
Narrator : Since the day i'm the narrator, and i can decide your fate by having a sexual relationship with Bowser.
Gamegenie : That is gross man!! I hate when you have creepy ideas in your mind like this one.
Said Gamegenie with the same expression in his eyes.
Narrator : What can i said, I'm like your god. I have the power to....
He got interupted by a impatient Gamegenie who can't wait to begin the story.
Gamegenie : Yeah! Yeah! I already know that if you announce what i reserve to my fans instead to be boring?
Narrator : Hmm Not yet...
Gamegenie : Why? It's too complicated to make a decent scenario to me? I'm sure someone like JC Style or Tommy Wish could do better then you.
Narrator : Just wait for the scenario dumbass, oh there it is! I heard someone is knocking at your door.
Gamegenie : Would that be the pizza guy who finally bring the pizza i'm waiting for? I swear, this is the last time i'm going to order something at Pizza Hut they have the worst service ever....even worst then Microsoft with their ideas to make Xbox One or....
Narrator : JUST ANSWER THE GODAMN DOOR!!!!
The 16-bit Wrestler is frightened by the tone of voice of the Narrator. Like a boy who obey to his father, he open the door and notice a child with a box a chocolate.
Gamegenie : So you are here for my script or what?
Scout girl : Erms no...i'm here to sell chocolate bar.. it's for my organisa..
Gamegenie : Piss off!!!
He slams the door at his face and turn his attention to the screen.
Gamegenie : * sigh* Really Narrator?
Narrator : That was means from your part Gamegenie. She doesn't need to feel your harsh atttitude boy.
Gamegenie : I don't care about the chocolate bars!! I want my scenario so i could delivers a good story in front of Mr Radio faces!!
Narrator : Just be patient for god sake! Oh! I hears someone who is knocking at your door. It's might be the chosen one with your script.
Gamegenie : It's better be the good one Narrator....
He go see what is behind that door and notice is a Jehovah Witness who want to spread his loves for god.
Gamegenie * with a annoyed ton of voice* : And you are?
Jehovah witness : A Jehovah witness spreading my loves about Jesus Christ and god.
Gamegenie : Sorry but my religion is Japan and video games so good day.
Narrator : Ha ha ha ha ha! You feel for it.....again.
Gamegenie : Grrr that is not funny....i want my foolish scenario NOW!!! The world want to know what is next from me.
Narrator : Alright, alright! I'll stop fooling around and give you what you want.
We hear for the third times the door ringing and Gamegenie go to check if it's going to be the person with the script of his promo. He open the door and notice a beautiful woman with two great potencials holding the following script for a story contest against Mr Radio. It's finally heaven for our Video game freak, but because he is the geeky assistant of the Narrator because he notice the game he is looking for....
Gamegenie : Oh! Oh! Oh! Can i play this game?
Narrator : Read the script first and you can have fun with my assistant after this.
Gamegenie : * sigh * Fine...
He take this time to look at each pages and he doesn't seems to enjoy being a part. He quickly turns the pages at the same moment he tell his feeling about this.
Gamegenie : Crappy.....overated.......meh.........Damn there is no Dean Moxley on that script. I use to have fun with this guy. Why can't we have adventure together? And also, i finally have my first fan in this crazy adventure.
Narrator : Yeah! But the XWF universe doesn't seems to enjoy it. They want a adventure on your own and not with a wrestler of Monday night Madness and beside, Dean Moxley is not the European Champion anymore, so he is not the one of the kind.
Gamegenie : Yeah but he was the deals, he was able to be a triple champion with the European title, the Xtreme Title and the 24/ 7 UFO title. This is a greatest accomplishement in my book. It's like ending Contra without the Konami code or discovering a fatality for the first time. By the way, who is the chump who has become the new European champion?
Narrator: 3x time better Sid Feder, a guy who already encounter Neonero and Yan Yungsung.
Gamegenie : Oh!...i guess i'm better be careful with the choice of my words.
Assistant of the narrator : Erm hmm...what about me? You should have the courtesy to invints your guess.
Said the beautifull geeky assistant of Narrator with a furious look in his eyes.
Narrator : Gotta agree with her my friend! You should invint her to the appartment. You complaint about how it's suck to be alone. Now, here your chance to met a girl and maybe make out with him.
Assistant of Narrator : What? With him? Hell no!!!
She folds her arms and look at the opposite direction with a snob look in his face.
Narrator : Hmmm did i say make out with him?
Assistant of Narrator : Yes you did mister.
Gamegenie : Aaah! Forget about him, he just want to embarass me as usual.
The Mask Wrestler invint his guest to the living rooms. She take a seat on that sofa and should hold the fightstick. The 16-bit wrestler go to the kitchen to prepare some geeky alcoohol drink of his own invention. He deposits all the drink on a shelf and he returns to the living room at the same time, he watch her owning some n00b at Mortal Kombat 9 for the xbox 360.
Gamegenie * thinking* : Woooah! She is so good with Kitana. Look at those moves, if only i could do this to Mr Radio. Not only she is good but she's also a genius!! I like it!! Teabagger deserve to be teabagged.
Narrator : Well i hate to interrupt your daydreaming but what about the script? It is okay to introduce it in front of our fans and Mr Radio?
Gamegenie : Yeah if it's could captivate the interest of the XWF Universe why not. And this time, it's won't be a clusterfuck of video games like my last one.
Narrator : Of course my friend.
The Video game freak starts to have some fun in Mortal Kombat 9 with the girl gamer.
Narrator : Now then Gamegenie is busy with my disciple, i could tell you what going to happen at the next episode. Our hero, will travel to the Mortal Kombat 9. For some serious training against Mr Radio. Will the 16-bit wrestler achieve greatness or he will be dead by a fatality? Our 16-bit wrestler better be vigilant if he want to be ready for Monday Madness.