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I know that this promo isn’t worth anyone’s time, so imma get to the point. You see folks, ive been around the block a few times with title shot after shot, some I gotten and some I didn’t get at all. I can count by my fingers on how many title shot opportunities I have been given, and so far it’s close to about five or ten title shots i’ve gotten so far in my time in XWF.

Yeah I had a brief time as a Trio champion, Misc. champion, and even briefly holding onto the gemini rings before Thad had rebranded the rings to the belt, hell I still got my own replica of the belt in my domain as a remembrance, even the X-Treme belt replica as well too. As much I don’t care for the accomplishments and all that, it means that this company had faith in my black ass for the time being.

This same company who could have left me in the dust, but they ended up giving me chance after chance, no matter what the cost is. I still can’t forget that I lost the X-Treme title no that long ago, and thinking that I was a failure as a solo guy. But here’s the thing… i’m still somebody in this motherfucking place itself.

Even if I have Tommy and Reggie on my side, I can handle myself in various outcomes alone. Hell, I had beaten Razor twice in a lifetime so far in my time in Anarchy. I might not be like the Ned Kaye’s of the ring, but I am a man of the people. The people are what drive me to be a better man and wrestler, and that can’t be taken away from me.

Not to say that I don’t have opps, I have them in the form of knock off Nature Boy and a former Tank who once was a ghost that had the claim of fame of meathookin some no name mofo. I know him for when he turned on me, so that alone is what I think of opps in my view. Mr. Oz, i’m glad that you have found a renaissance with yourself over time, and it's good for you. You found something in you that you never could find back then…

…being a knock off Dexter dude with a semblance to a gloomy stalker, who thinks that he's above everyone else’s radar. Well, that’s okay by me because that give me more of a reason to knock your head off your neck, and not have any regrets about it. Yes Oz, I am going to make an effort to kill you off with no sense of remorse in that X-Treme rules match on Thursday.

Now to Dick, look Dick you go swing your 2 inch hammer to a plane woman who’s trying to do her job. Dick, you should be a retirement home and not being able to wrestle, but now here you are just stinkin up the joint, and man I feel like it would be a shame if I had you buried right next to Mr. Oz on an unmarked grave somewhere in the XWF HQ.

You see, I know that this three way is basically an open shot at SOME title with Anarchist tendencies in the brain. I might not be in that position, but who knows what will come into place?

I could come out of this match on top with a clear direction of upward mobility…

Or be humbled by a geatric bygone wrestler of the 70s or a Dexter Loomis clone…

Whatever the case might be, it will not stop me from doing damage to both of these bumblefucks in the ring. Oz, he might be the next big thing due to how much the fans are looking at his body of work, and Dick might think it’s 1979 when he could pull some underaged ring rat in the crowd without anyone giving a damn.

Personally, I just want to hurt these sob’s for what is worth, because I can be free to take things to as they would say “X-Treme” without doubt. I want them to know that, hey one of them can have a shot at a title, but they have to make some minor sacrifices in order to get what they desire. I am Pinhead, and the X-Treme rules is the lament configuration box of what is going to come on Thursday.

Let me open up that box of pain…

Let me feel Oz and Dick’s blood in my hands…

Let the people decide who comes out alive in this match…

To Oz and Dick…

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