07-17-2013, 03:08 PM
Every once and a while you are faced with a challenge. That challenge could be anything from trying to catch the city bus on time or the fact that you have to move to a new state. It seems when John Austin debuted back on the twentieth of May, he has been faced with almost every obstacle thrown in his path. From being harassed by a female reporter to having to listen to one of Luca Arzegotti's long drawn out promos ;) ...John has took on these challenges one by one and has laughed in their eyes. This Monday, a new challenge arrives for John Austin but this time in-form of his buddies "The Connection" against a nemesis from his debut, Matt Lennox and his group "The Incredible People"
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We begin at Starbucks in Winchester, Virginia. Seriously.....yes I know what your thinking but John loves his coffee....can't blame the man. ANYWAYS!... we find Austin located in the back of the building, to himself. The scars and bruises from Leap of Faith seem to be healing up quite nicely. The sounds of the coffee machines can be heard brewing for the local customers. The camera zooms back onto John and we see him in a white dress shirt with tie. Something better than a raggedy shirt and jeans. He takes a sip of his tall coffee and places it down on the table.
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I just love me some coffee. *looks up at the camera* oh hello there...you caught me off guard. See I come here to Starbucks to unwind from a hard day at the office. Nothing like bitch slapping Matt Lennox around and then enjoying a nice tall coffee. Well everyone, I know you must be wondering...why did I join up with Ricky Desmond and the guys. Like I said before at Leap of Faith, I am only in it for the money. Ricky threw the check my way and when I seen those figures, my eyes lit up like a Christmas tree and I said "COUNT ME IN" ...I am still the same old John Austin that you all love but this time I fight for a common cause, a better XWF. I know you all are sick and tired of guys like Eli James and that over-rated piece of shit, Luca Arzegotti taking up your television screen. Well not anymore, no longer will you have to sit through a hour promo and be bored to death. We at The Connection...well we got you covered.
HOLD ON...PAUSE.....Did John just really say "We at The Connection... well we got you covered"? He sounds like a damn cell phone provider commercial ...*sighs* let's continue.
Our second act of business deals with a man who just seems to stick around like a STD...Matt Lennox. See you all remember Matt, he was the man that lost in his debut match against me in my debut match. He was also that same man who was locked in the trunk of the car at Wild Card and lost his X-treme title to me. Yet somehow, Matt is trying to be like The Connection. He decided to form his own group, a group of guys to help him fall even more further down the ladder...his group is called...The Incredible People and may I say *begins to slowly clap* WHAT A NAME! ...Seriously Matt...is this the best you got? ...Lightning and Jack Killborn. When is the last time anyone seen those two guys on television? anyone know out there? if you do...please email me and tell me cause I have no idea.
John takes another sip of his coffee.
Regardless of their tardiness, you three picked the wrong group to mess with. See we are not like former stables of XWF's past, when we say something is going to happen...it's going to happen. Having you three go up against us is like the local little league team facing the New York Yankees. It's going to be a massacre on Monday night and Matt, you and your boys will fall even deeper into the pit of dispair. Hey I may talk alot of shit about you Matt but I give you credit, you got major balls. You want to make a impact and you picked the right group of guys to go after but let's face facts... what team has more experience, more edge, more strength and determination?....The Connection
Damn right, finally John is back on topic
Don't think Andrew Aldway and Morrison is not going to put on a clinic with you guys cause I hate to tell you. You three are taking on the other best technical wrestler in XWF and that man I call my brother in pain...plus you add me, Mr. Wrestling to the picture....tsk tsk...might as well just wave the white flag and call it a day guys. I wouldn't blame you. Hell if I was you Matt, I would pack up my bags and head up to Mexico north and never return again. It doesn't matter who you add to the group, Adam Rollins, Sdam Aollins or Ralphus the security guard...The so called "Incredible" people will not match up to The Connection. Hell no-one can match up to us and for all you watching...just try us but remember, you mess with one of the members of the Connection, you mess with all of us.
John takes a short pause for the cause.
We are not the Four Horsemen, we are not the New World Order and we are certainly not the damn Black Circle. We are The Connection. The hottest group of the best wrestlers in XWF. Like I have said before, we fight for the common goal of a better XWF for all you great fans out there *says sarcastically* ...No more Team Crimson Knights...and after Monday...no more Incredible People..... You have my word on it.
The barista comes back with the coffee and the receipt. John takes a sip and looks at the receipt .....SUDDENLY he spits the coffee out
HEY! ...ARE YOU KIDDING...THIS MUCH FOR A CUP OF COFFEE!??!?!..f*ck I am better off just buying a can of Folgers than this shit. *looks up at the camera* still here?....
Our scene comes to a sudden end as John continues freaks out over the price of Starbucks' coffee
We begin at Starbucks in Winchester, Virginia. Seriously.....yes I know what your thinking but John loves his coffee....can't blame the man. ANYWAYS!... we find Austin located in the back of the building, to himself. The scars and bruises from Leap of Faith seem to be healing up quite nicely. The sounds of the coffee machines can be heard brewing for the local customers. The camera zooms back onto John and we see him in a white dress shirt with tie. Something better than a raggedy shirt and jeans. He takes a sip of his tall coffee and places it down on the table.
I just love me some coffee. *looks up at the camera* oh hello there...you caught me off guard. See I come here to Starbucks to unwind from a hard day at the office. Nothing like bitch slapping Matt Lennox around and then enjoying a nice tall coffee. Well everyone, I know you must be wondering...why did I join up with Ricky Desmond and the guys. Like I said before at Leap of Faith, I am only in it for the money. Ricky threw the check my way and when I seen those figures, my eyes lit up like a Christmas tree and I said "COUNT ME IN" ...I am still the same old John Austin that you all love but this time I fight for a common cause, a better XWF. I know you all are sick and tired of guys like Eli James and that over-rated piece of shit, Luca Arzegotti taking up your television screen. Well not anymore, no longer will you have to sit through a hour promo and be bored to death. We at The Connection...well we got you covered.
HOLD ON...PAUSE.....Did John just really say "We at The Connection... well we got you covered"? He sounds like a damn cell phone provider commercial ...*sighs* let's continue.
Our second act of business deals with a man who just seems to stick around like a STD...Matt Lennox. See you all remember Matt, he was the man that lost in his debut match against me in my debut match. He was also that same man who was locked in the trunk of the car at Wild Card and lost his X-treme title to me. Yet somehow, Matt is trying to be like The Connection. He decided to form his own group, a group of guys to help him fall even more further down the ladder...his group is called...The Incredible People and may I say *begins to slowly clap* WHAT A NAME! ...Seriously Matt...is this the best you got? ...Lightning and Jack Killborn. When is the last time anyone seen those two guys on television? anyone know out there? if you do...please email me and tell me cause I have no idea.
John takes another sip of his coffee.
Regardless of their tardiness, you three picked the wrong group to mess with. See we are not like former stables of XWF's past, when we say something is going to happen...it's going to happen. Having you three go up against us is like the local little league team facing the New York Yankees. It's going to be a massacre on Monday night and Matt, you and your boys will fall even deeper into the pit of dispair. Hey I may talk alot of shit about you Matt but I give you credit, you got major balls. You want to make a impact and you picked the right group of guys to go after but let's face facts... what team has more experience, more edge, more strength and determination?....The Connection
Damn right, finally John is back on topic
Don't think Andrew Aldway and Morrison is not going to put on a clinic with you guys cause I hate to tell you. You three are taking on the other best technical wrestler in XWF and that man I call my brother in pain...plus you add me, Mr. Wrestling to the picture....tsk tsk...might as well just wave the white flag and call it a day guys. I wouldn't blame you. Hell if I was you Matt, I would pack up my bags and head up to Mexico north and never return again. It doesn't matter who you add to the group, Adam Rollins, Sdam Aollins or Ralphus the security guard...The so called "Incredible" people will not match up to The Connection. Hell no-one can match up to us and for all you watching...just try us but remember, you mess with one of the members of the Connection, you mess with all of us.
John takes a short pause for the cause.
We are not the Four Horsemen, we are not the New World Order and we are certainly not the damn Black Circle. We are The Connection. The hottest group of the best wrestlers in XWF. Like I have said before, we fight for the common goal of a better XWF for all you great fans out there *says sarcastically* ...No more Team Crimson Knights...and after Monday...no more Incredible People..... You have my word on it.
The barista comes back with the coffee and the receipt. John takes a sip and looks at the receipt .....SUDDENLY he spits the coffee out
HEY! ...ARE YOU KIDDING...THIS MUCH FOR A CUP OF COFFEE!??!?!..f*ck I am better off just buying a can of Folgers than this shit. *looks up at the camera* still here?....
Our scene comes to a sudden end as John continues freaks out over the price of Starbucks' coffee