02-14-2023, 11:39 AM
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Good afternoon.
I wanted to provide an update regarding Chardonnay. As of February 13th, Blondie has requested to be released from his XWF contract, and that release was granted. Blondie was a great partner to have and I wish him the best wherever his path takes him.
This, of course, leaves me with a conundrum. You see, at Snow Job, Chardonnay became the number one contenders to the XWF Tag Team Championship. With one half of our team having departed, normally this would mean that this contendership would once again be up in the air. Now with all that said...I proposed an alternative. If I could locate a new partner, then the contendership would remain with me and whomever I can find to team with me. Management accepted the proposal, provided I could find a partner as quickly as possible.
I am also here to announce two things: I have found a new partner. And Chardonnay will be set aside.
...But it is not the only bottle I have in the wine cellar.
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Now, you're probably wondering, "But Dionysus! Who is your new partner?!" Well, you will simply need to wait until March Madness, when Pinot Noir competes for the XWF Tag Team Championship.
Raise your glass high, everyone.
Raise your glass high, everyone.