07-06-2013, 03:24 PM
-Hunter Payne and Joy Giovanni just got to London, England and while unpacking Joy finds a digital video camera and starts recording Hunter Payne-
Joy: Why did we bring this thing? This is Joy Giovanni here with an exclusive interview with Hunter Payne. How the unpacking going?
Payne: Better if you helped.
Joy: Geez, I would, but I'm too busy learning how to be a cameraman or maybe a paparazzi. I'm pretty good at it... Soooo, Mr. Payne, you've got a pretty big match Monday vs your old friend Matt Lennox, in an Extreme Rules, 2 out of 3 falls, Submission falls only... Wow that is a lot of stipulations! Your thoughts?
Payne: You're seriously interviewing me right now?
Joy: Yep.
Payne: Alright, It really doesn't matter what the match stipulations are I'm beating Matt Lennox Monday. He wants to brag about beating me twice, First in a 6 man tag ages ago, where neither one of us were involved in the decision, other than me bitch slapping my own partner before he lost. And the other was a Battle Royal. You got me out in a Battle Royal? That's your claim to fame? Dude, even Maven has eliminated The Undertaker before! Don't brag too much about a Battle Royal, especially since you didn't win the damn thing!
Joy: How do you plan to combat his sharpshooter, and his Tarzan Ape?
Payne: I plan on withstanding his sharpshooter, and beat him with my Crippling Payne, just like I did Death Merchant this past Wednesday's Warfare. As for his Ape, he can get in line with the others wanting to get their asses kicked by me.
Joy: Matt Lennox said he has never seen you use a submission before, What do you think about that?
Payne: He obviously wasn't paying attention to Hunter Payne's previous matches. If Andrew Morrison wasn't such a tough son of a bitch, he would have tapped to the Crippling Payne instead he was in the hold for well over a minute. Death Merchant wasn't as lucky, as he tapped out to the Crippling Payne. You Lennox, you're next to feel the Payne... the Crippling Payne!
Joy: And do you have anything to say to Jessie Diaz, who had some harsh words for you, even though you aren't her opponent, your comments on that?
Payne: Jessie Diaz said all of that for attention, not just attention from the fans and the other wrestlers, but from me as well. Think about it, not only has she kept talking about a rising star like me just to try to stay relevant in the company, but also because she doesn't want me to forget about her, but Jessie, I've moved on, you got to find someone else. I think she's is totally obsessed with me. Jessie you need to keep my name out of your mouth bitch. We will never be together, get over it.
Joy: She did talk about you a lot! You think you have another stalker problem on your hands Hunter?
Payne: No, I'll get a restraining order if I have to. That bitch is crazy! But I did find it funny how much of a hypocrite she is. She talked all this shit in the beginning about me not talking about my rookie opponents, namely her. Yet she would rather sit and daydream about touching Hunter Payne again, rather than talk about her rookie opponents for her upcoming match. Way to stick by your beliefs Jessie. And if I didn't make it abundantly clear before, LEAVE ME ALONE PSYCHO!
Joy: So on to your match at the Pay-Per-View. You really caused a stir, challenging for the Trio Tag Team Championships. The question is who will your partners be?
Payne: Sorry, you'll just have to wait to find out. You should watch Monday Night Madness, you might just get that question answered. Plus I heard this really awesome guy is in the main event.
Joy: I'll be sure to tune in. You know I heard Steve Sayors was sent to the hospital this week after trying to interview Matt Lennox and Tarzan, We should try to find him and see how he's doing.
Payne: Yeah, Let's go... Wait, we should call Archie Lawson first. I do not know my way around this Country...
-Hunter pulls out his phone and starts to dial-
Payne: Can you turn that thing off now TMZ?
Joy: No fun... Alright Payne and J.... Sorry force of habit! Bye!
-Video turns off-
Joy: Why did we bring this thing? This is Joy Giovanni here with an exclusive interview with Hunter Payne. How the unpacking going?
Payne: Better if you helped.
Joy: Geez, I would, but I'm too busy learning how to be a cameraman or maybe a paparazzi. I'm pretty good at it... Soooo, Mr. Payne, you've got a pretty big match Monday vs your old friend Matt Lennox, in an Extreme Rules, 2 out of 3 falls, Submission falls only... Wow that is a lot of stipulations! Your thoughts?
Payne: You're seriously interviewing me right now?
Joy: Yep.
Payne: Alright, It really doesn't matter what the match stipulations are I'm beating Matt Lennox Monday. He wants to brag about beating me twice, First in a 6 man tag ages ago, where neither one of us were involved in the decision, other than me bitch slapping my own partner before he lost. And the other was a Battle Royal. You got me out in a Battle Royal? That's your claim to fame? Dude, even Maven has eliminated The Undertaker before! Don't brag too much about a Battle Royal, especially since you didn't win the damn thing!
Joy: How do you plan to combat his sharpshooter, and his Tarzan Ape?
Payne: I plan on withstanding his sharpshooter, and beat him with my Crippling Payne, just like I did Death Merchant this past Wednesday's Warfare. As for his Ape, he can get in line with the others wanting to get their asses kicked by me.
Joy: Matt Lennox said he has never seen you use a submission before, What do you think about that?
Payne: He obviously wasn't paying attention to Hunter Payne's previous matches. If Andrew Morrison wasn't such a tough son of a bitch, he would have tapped to the Crippling Payne instead he was in the hold for well over a minute. Death Merchant wasn't as lucky, as he tapped out to the Crippling Payne. You Lennox, you're next to feel the Payne... the Crippling Payne!
Joy: And do you have anything to say to Jessie Diaz, who had some harsh words for you, even though you aren't her opponent, your comments on that?
Payne: Jessie Diaz said all of that for attention, not just attention from the fans and the other wrestlers, but from me as well. Think about it, not only has she kept talking about a rising star like me just to try to stay relevant in the company, but also because she doesn't want me to forget about her, but Jessie, I've moved on, you got to find someone else. I think she's is totally obsessed with me. Jessie you need to keep my name out of your mouth bitch. We will never be together, get over it.
Joy: She did talk about you a lot! You think you have another stalker problem on your hands Hunter?
Payne: No, I'll get a restraining order if I have to. That bitch is crazy! But I did find it funny how much of a hypocrite she is. She talked all this shit in the beginning about me not talking about my rookie opponents, namely her. Yet she would rather sit and daydream about touching Hunter Payne again, rather than talk about her rookie opponents for her upcoming match. Way to stick by your beliefs Jessie. And if I didn't make it abundantly clear before, LEAVE ME ALONE PSYCHO!
Joy: So on to your match at the Pay-Per-View. You really caused a stir, challenging for the Trio Tag Team Championships. The question is who will your partners be?
Payne: Sorry, you'll just have to wait to find out. You should watch Monday Night Madness, you might just get that question answered. Plus I heard this really awesome guy is in the main event.
Joy: I'll be sure to tune in. You know I heard Steve Sayors was sent to the hospital this week after trying to interview Matt Lennox and Tarzan, We should try to find him and see how he's doing.
Payne: Yeah, Let's go... Wait, we should call Archie Lawson first. I do not know my way around this Country...
-Hunter pulls out his phone and starts to dial-
Payne: Can you turn that thing off now TMZ?
Joy: No fun... Alright Payne and J.... Sorry force of habit! Bye!
-Video turns off-