05-01-2022, 07:47 AM
Scene opens with a direct shot of what looks like apocalyptic ruins of some sort. A broken brick wall crumbling to the ground as time passes. Centered on the wall is a tattered and torn dirt covered poster, barley legible Graffiti styled block lettering reads “Tha MotherFuckers” with a few action shots of some of the most brutal and extreme bumps the XWF has given the fans…
The Camera zooms out and reveals what seems to be a field trip from a retirement home. Old men, women, and or whatever else some of them may or may not like to be identified as stand in a swarm reminiscing the good old days of XWF. One of the grey/white haired fellas steps forward his palm flat to the poster. Smiling before dropping his hand, the old man turns back to the crowd who is patiently waiting for their departure to the local Cracker Barrel.
His fist flies up into the air his thumb and pinky extended, the pack of ‘Boomers’ follow suit. Just as the reigning Xtreme Champion walks over and rips the poster down. Crumbling it into a ball. Before the Champ can toss the poster to the side, the head of the ‘Boomers’ becomes wide eyed and filled with rage. Using his cane like golf club, he screams, “Four!” before smashing Thunder Knuckles right in the baby marbles.
Quickly the “old man” drops his cane sprints and delivers Thunder Knuckles face first through the decaying brick wall with a running Bulldog. The “Boomer” then removes his old man face mask to reveal the one and only Bearded War Pig, without his beard. One of the older ladies quickly removes her get up, revealing to be an XWF official referee. Pig locks a leg and makes the cover.
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The Camera zooms out and reveals what seems to be a field trip from a retirement home. Old men, women, and or whatever else some of them may or may not like to be identified as stand in a swarm reminiscing the good old days of XWF. One of the grey/white haired fellas steps forward his palm flat to the poster. Smiling before dropping his hand, the old man turns back to the crowd who is patiently waiting for their departure to the local Cracker Barrel.
His fist flies up into the air his thumb and pinky extended, the pack of ‘Boomers’ follow suit. Just as the reigning Xtreme Champion walks over and rips the poster down. Crumbling it into a ball. Before the Champ can toss the poster to the side, the head of the ‘Boomers’ becomes wide eyed and filled with rage. Using his cane like golf club, he screams, “Four!” before smashing Thunder Knuckles right in the baby marbles.
Quickly the “old man” drops his cane sprints and delivers Thunder Knuckles face first through the decaying brick wall with a running Bulldog. The “Boomer” then removes his old man face mask to reveal the one and only Bearded War Pig, without his beard. One of the older ladies quickly removes her get up, revealing to be an XWF official referee. Pig locks a leg and makes the cover.
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