06-27-2013, 05:29 AM
[ camera turns on and ultimate mystery is seen walking towards his fridge as he pulls out a bottle of powerade and starts to take a drink before walking back toward the camera ]
After a long 6 years im finally back in action, and ill tell you now it feels soooooooooo good.
[ he places the powerade down on the dining table and turns his back to the camera ]
YEARS !! Years of nothing but training waiting for the right time, I left UCW after the company went into liquidation after finally climbing to the top of the ladder and obtaining the heavyweight championship the company fell beneath my feet
[ turns back to the camera ]
But now, now I have found my new calling, this is the next chapter in life, another crack at the big time XWF !! I have worked so hard for this and im ready to show everyone why they call me Ultimate Mystery
[ sits down ]
For many of you that have seen me fight you will know where my inspiration first generated, the late great Eddie Guerrero. This man was my idol, i studied him for so much of my childhood that i barely remember doing anything else, eddie was all i knew how to do, so i took it upon myself to imitate his every move. I even had the chance to meet him backstage one year on my 11th birthday well him and Rey Mysterio, those two had a tag team match that night and then i knew that not only could i enhance my persona of Eddie but now by incorporating Rey into my repertoire i would be unstoppable, so that's what i did, and as many of you will know it didn't steer me wrong i went undefeated all the way to the top of UCW !!
[ chuckles ]
BUT, that was the past and ive never lived for the past, i always look forward and wrestling as a whole has come so far in 6 years as well as its superstars. I don't expect to go undefeated again but no one will ever find it easy to beat me and it all culminates into the name. Everything about me is a mystery that you wont answer you will see things you never thought possible and that is a promise. Im here to prove myself not just to all the people in the back but for every single one of you out there who pay good money to see a good damn show, im the answer to every superstar here that bores you.
[ sits back further into the chair and chuckles again ]
One thing that clearly hasn't changed in 6 years are the people who take cheap shots, people who seem to think that its such a good idea to hit a man when he is not looking, many of you know exactly who i am talking about. Brian Braxton. As far as wrestling goes he is very impressive but as far as his manlihood goes, he is seriously lacking. Ambushing is the act of a coward Brian and you seem all to familiar to the word, so here is what i propose. You ran off so quick i didn't get to teach you a thing or two about being a man, so why don't you try your hand brushing this coward talk off with a match next week, me and you one on one to see who is the manlier of the two, you beat me then hey ill know i had you all wrong, if you don't beat me then you will be at the mercy of chants from the fans for the rest of your wrestling career, i was thinking along the lines of " WHERE'S YOUR BOLLOXS GONE " Now im sure the man you attacked would like to get his hands on you really bad right now but im here to offer you a safe week from the ass wooping he will be giving you, not to say the least that the ass wooping i give you will be just as bad its up to you to pick the lesser of two evils here
[ stands up and picks up the powerade whilst opening the lid looks back at the camera ]
let me know if i have tickled your fancy, i need a decent punch bag to break into the new company and you seem to fit the bill nicely. Your a bully and a coward something i don't take to kindly to. You'll learn one way or another.
[ smirks ]
Ciao for now !!
[ camera shuts downs ]
After a long 6 years im finally back in action, and ill tell you now it feels soooooooooo good.
[ he places the powerade down on the dining table and turns his back to the camera ]
YEARS !! Years of nothing but training waiting for the right time, I left UCW after the company went into liquidation after finally climbing to the top of the ladder and obtaining the heavyweight championship the company fell beneath my feet
[ turns back to the camera ]
But now, now I have found my new calling, this is the next chapter in life, another crack at the big time XWF !! I have worked so hard for this and im ready to show everyone why they call me Ultimate Mystery
[ sits down ]
For many of you that have seen me fight you will know where my inspiration first generated, the late great Eddie Guerrero. This man was my idol, i studied him for so much of my childhood that i barely remember doing anything else, eddie was all i knew how to do, so i took it upon myself to imitate his every move. I even had the chance to meet him backstage one year on my 11th birthday well him and Rey Mysterio, those two had a tag team match that night and then i knew that not only could i enhance my persona of Eddie but now by incorporating Rey into my repertoire i would be unstoppable, so that's what i did, and as many of you will know it didn't steer me wrong i went undefeated all the way to the top of UCW !!
[ chuckles ]
BUT, that was the past and ive never lived for the past, i always look forward and wrestling as a whole has come so far in 6 years as well as its superstars. I don't expect to go undefeated again but no one will ever find it easy to beat me and it all culminates into the name. Everything about me is a mystery that you wont answer you will see things you never thought possible and that is a promise. Im here to prove myself not just to all the people in the back but for every single one of you out there who pay good money to see a good damn show, im the answer to every superstar here that bores you.
[ sits back further into the chair and chuckles again ]
One thing that clearly hasn't changed in 6 years are the people who take cheap shots, people who seem to think that its such a good idea to hit a man when he is not looking, many of you know exactly who i am talking about. Brian Braxton. As far as wrestling goes he is very impressive but as far as his manlihood goes, he is seriously lacking. Ambushing is the act of a coward Brian and you seem all to familiar to the word, so here is what i propose. You ran off so quick i didn't get to teach you a thing or two about being a man, so why don't you try your hand brushing this coward talk off with a match next week, me and you one on one to see who is the manlier of the two, you beat me then hey ill know i had you all wrong, if you don't beat me then you will be at the mercy of chants from the fans for the rest of your wrestling career, i was thinking along the lines of " WHERE'S YOUR BOLLOXS GONE " Now im sure the man you attacked would like to get his hands on you really bad right now but im here to offer you a safe week from the ass wooping he will be giving you, not to say the least that the ass wooping i give you will be just as bad its up to you to pick the lesser of two evils here
[ stands up and picks up the powerade whilst opening the lid looks back at the camera ]
let me know if i have tickled your fancy, i need a decent punch bag to break into the new company and you seem to fit the bill nicely. Your a bully and a coward something i don't take to kindly to. You'll learn one way or another.
[ smirks ]
Ciao for now !!
[ camera shuts downs ]