Cade Legend
06-21-2013, 11:37 AM
We see from the perspective of a handheld camera being shaken around. The holder of the camera eventually gets it under control and turns the shot on himself.... It's Cade Legend.
Cade: Sorry fans I was never much of a camera man. Pardon the room...the cleaning lady hasn't been up here yet.
Cade pans the camera around his large hotel suite before returning the camera to his face.
Cade: I'll tell you this run here in XWF is feeling like the old days when I made my first run through Japan with nothing more than a backpack and a pocket full of ones....Speaking of ONES..I wanna take a moment out here to address the guys Chris and I will be facing Monday night. Jack Killborn and Matt Lennox.
I wanna say good luck to you guys. I look forward to the competition but aside from that there's a few things I need to get cleared up about Matt Lennox.
I've been doing my research. I pride myself in familiarizing myself with my opponent's every move but while my ear was to the ground I heard a story about Matty Lennox....So Matt I'm gonna relay the story the way I heard it...and you can go ahead and confirm or deny the details. Sound good? Ok.
So word on the street is not too long ago...just a few hours ago Matt Lennox and I guess his bodyguard or something like that got all liquored up and strolled into a strip joint somewhere in Canada.
You two walk into this strip club like a pair of 13 year olds who never saw boobies before...Now Matt please say it ain't so...
Matt pleeeeeeeease tell me you didn't sit down with your buddy and start throwing money at the VERY FIRST pair of tits you saw!!! Say it ain't so.
Say It ain't so because the way I heard it you and your friend actually got into a pissing contest about who could get laid by the NASTY disease infested stripper first and in the process you two threw even more money at the woman.
Say it ain't so because I heard at this point....THE STRIPPER WASN'T EVEN NAKED!!!
Say it ain't so because I heard that you two combined to pay 600 DOLLARS TO GET A FUCKIN STRIPPER TO TAKE YOU IN THE BACK ROOM!!!!
Say it ain't so Matt....Because the way I heard it...the stripper took your 600 dollars and took your buddy in the back..NOT THE BOTH OF YOU...JUST HIM.
Say it ain't so because I'm not totally clear on the conversion rates in Canada but I'm gonna go ahead and say even 600 CANADIAN dollars is FAR too much to pay for a fuckin lap dance.....And I KNOW you only got a lap dance because every body knows....
Cade shakes his head in disappointment.
Cade: Listen up Matt and pass the word on to your partner Jack Killborn....SPEND LESS TIME GETTING TAKEN FOR YOUR BANKROLL BY STRIPPERS AND MORE TIME GETTING READY FOR THE IMMORTAL EMPIRE
Because heavy petting at 3rd base in the Champagne Room might be fun for now....but Legend are FOREVER!!