X-treme Wrestling Federation

TO: SARS@LACKLANLAND.GOV
CC: KENZIGREY@COMPUSERVE.NET

GREETING DEAREST FIRST NAME LAST NAME LACKLAN!

GREAT FORTUNE SMILES UPON YOU THIS DAY AS I HAVE BEEN ON COMMUNICATION WITH YOUR HUSBAND SPOUSE WIFE REGARDING A WONDERFUL AMOUNT OF EUROS TO TRANSFER RIGHT NOW TODAY. WE ONLY NEED TO VERIFY ACCOUNT AND ROUTING NUMBERS AND DEPOSIT WILL BE MADE POSTHASTE.

PLEASE DO NOT CONCERN OR WORRY HERE IS PHOTO FOR VERIFICATION OF IDENTITY.

OBVIOUSLY THIS IS A FANTASTIC ABILITY FOR CASH QUICKLY AND MY ESTATE WILL BE VERY GENEROUS FOR YOUR ASSISTANCE WITH DEPOSITS THROUGH INTERNATIONAL BANKING. PLEASE HELP COMPLETE TODAY AS OTHER MRS. LACKLAN GREY HAS ONLY SENT WESTERN UNION LOCATION CODE AND THIS WILL NOT FUNCTION HERE THANK YOU VERY MUCH BE BLESSED.

Sarah Lacklan, MARKETING GENIUS, THE Federweight Champion, Revolution1 World's Champion, Alpha Pro Wrestling Hardcore Champion, and the CLEAR frontrunner to win the XWF 24/7 briefcase, blinks in surprise as she hears a notification chime.

"Now there's a notificaction I've not heard in a long, long time. A long time."

She rummages around in her bag and pulls out a dusty Gateway laptop. She blows off the dust and pulls it open, a loud creek filling the 24/7 halls. The wallpaper of the computer shows a younger Sarah wearing what might well be three pounds of makeup and wearing a long black velvet robe. A few movements and presses of the mouse gets her to an email account.

"Holy CRAP! I haven't seen this email account in AGES!"

Upon reading the message and offer of money (maybe?) she looks around the room in confusion.

"Um...kick out?"

The darkness of the room answers her with silence.

"Did I, like, wonder into the Heavymetal Weight hall, or something?"

Still naught but the silent darkness.

Sarah shrugs, clicks on "Forward" and types in Ruby_Flippin_Debuchy@aol.com

Yeah I think I gotta update the firewall.

Still Champ - Sarah Lacklan

HUSHPUPPI

Lacklan

"Loverboy" Vinnie Lane