Madison drops on top of Fuzz and one of her Blackwater security goons wearing a ref shirt slides in for the
....3!!
Wait, was that it?! Did Madison just win the XTreme championship?!
Fuck yeah I did, bitch! GIVE ME MY TITLE!
I....uhhhh....I'm not sure this is....
We all heard the three count. Done deal! GIVE IT TO MAMA!
Well Fuzz, it looks like you lost. Sorry bro, I tried.
Noah Jackson slides in on his heelies to save the fucking day like a champ.
"Kicked off with a 3 did ya you cheeky cunt. Well, looks like we're playing Aussie rules we're we start at a 3 and the 1 count determines the winner. No wuckas, I'll continue it for ya."
Noah continues the count, whispering 'I believe in you, dad' into Fuzzs ear.
3
Cunt
2
Cunt
...
(11-21-2019, 10:26 PM)Noah Jackson Said: [ -> ]Noah Jackson slides in on his heelies to save the fucking day like a champ.
"Kicked off with a 3 did ya you cheeky cunt. Well, looks like we're playing Aussie rules we're we start at a 3 and the 1 count determines the winner. No wuckas, I'll continue it for ya."
Noah continues the count, whispering 'I believe in you, dad' into Fuzzs ear.
3
Cunt
2
Cunt
...
BUT madison and fuzz didn't take a single shot of alcohol before fighting, so is it even Aussie rules at that point
AND where the hell are the kangaroos, only kangaroos are allowed to be refs
"They fucked up on the shots, cunt. Madison didn't bring any grog! Cuz she's a cunt boomer and you can fuck off with roo refs, that's racist, they have no respect for the art of officiating, they're fighters cunt. Wallabies on the other hand..."
ARE YOU SAYING KANAGROOS CANT REF. YOU WALLAIBE PUREIST!
Wallibes as refs, pathetic, whats next? Emus as wrestlers?
Noah you should be forced to eat a quokka for your terrible crimes against australia. The aboriginals wrote the rules of wrestling in straya. Are you disrespcting the indigenous people of this country? Are you disrescpting the aboriginals who used kanagroos as refs for the most unbias and no bullshit refs possible. Noah, im sorry to say this, but your at LEAST 50% esshay.
The world is going to shit! Boomers don't know how aussie rules work and Noah's becoming an esshay, next week noah will be yelling out "PINGAS" more than cunt and dyson will talk about how back in her day segregation was "lit" and "straight up fire yo"
"Listen here Jim-o you soft shell Bogan cunt. I am the fucking pride of Straya! I bleed Vegemite! Victoria Bitter runs through my veins! In my chest a Tim Tam beats to the sound of Men at Work! You EVER try and use your washed up Sydney slang bullery on me again I will put you in the ground, cunt!"
"You're the type of cunt to call a spider a root beer float because your arse has been beat by more Americans there might as well be a fucking oil deposit in your large intestine! You're the fucking human version of neo-capitilism, cunt! Maybe your hairless body got roo refs all your life, explains why you lose so fucking much, cunt! Coming at me saying I'm cooked, you're a fucking cane toad, cunt! A fucking foreign parasite eating off my beautiful homeland."
"Fucking kangaroo refs. Well, I never! The wallaby has principles! You don't go to the fucking outback carney to see a wallaby fight do ya!? No! The roos box, while the noble wallaby keeps a keen eye on proceedings!"
"You're a cunt, Jim, I bet you're from fucking Tasmania you fuckwit. You're just mad cuz I bullied you in school because you had a receding hairline at 7."
Well, Well, Well. Look who knows how to use urban dictionary........... "Sydney slang" eh. Mate let me give you a regular conversation with an esshay, this will help you understand, just how close you are to becoming Full esshay
-A reenactment of a conversation with an esshay
"hello"
"Wat da fuk, u say to me cunt, I will fuk u up you fuking gay cunt, why u trying to fight me bruv, my gang will fuk u up cunt, meet me at maccas car park m8 i will fuk u up....................."
This will be you if you don't stop taking Pinga's Jackson. Come on, Jackson, don't be like you cousin, MJ, he kept on doing drugs like you do now, you will go into a downward spiral, into a rabbit hole of pain killers and pingas and one day, there will be a hulu documentary about how you are a pedo.
You are obviously on drugs. If a wallaby is a ref, what happens if shenanigans starts-up in a match? a DQ?
Now, what would happen if a kangaroo is that ref and a match gets out of hands? that kangaroo will take no shit and bring back the match to a fair and even match, no DQs with kangaroo refs.
You know I was a fan of you, but then you called me a Tasmanian, HOW FUCKING DARE YOU, YOU WALLABY MOLESTER!
Yeah, you did bully me in school, but let's be honest you only bullied me because I had my own cereal brand, Jim-Os
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P.S Madison is a Boomer and Noah still needs to eat a quokka
"You're right, cunt I had to look it up. Because slang is based on age group and social circles and not nationality you lingual deficient fuck nugget. Don't judge me! My dad's American."
"I have never touched drugs, cunt! I am just a high functioning alcoholic! And leave cousin MJ alone, cunt, he's in rehab now, got a job as a shelf stacker at Coles, lay off the poor guy. If shenanigans occur, a roo would drag one of the participants and drown the cunt! Which we both know is only legal in a Billabong Brawl! Old mate Wallaby would cut that shit down the middle, give both wrestlers a fair warning and make a precise judgment call! As it should be! You're the type of cunt that would have a drop bear as a timekeeper you dozy shit stain. "
" You can tell your fucking Taz cunt with how far you're stretching here, cunt. Also, everyone knew you just card saying Jim-os to a box of Wheaties. Only reason people bought them is because Wheaties are sick and you sold them for pinecones! Yeah you may have had the last laugh when you had a stockpile of pinecones for swoop season, nailed a few magpies as we ran to the bus using our bags for cover BUT they were still Wheaties and you're still a kangaroo court cunt!"
" PS - Madison is very much a boomer and I will eat a Quokka when you show your birth certificate proving you were born in Tasmania!"
Uh what’s going on?
Kickout.
Stupid Nazi’s don’t even know how to count properly
If you fucking r-tards had kept your mouths shut I woulda got away with it!
Nah, you wouldn’t have. Nice try, I guess.