X-treme Wrestling Federation

ARRRGGGHHHHHHH!

Big D wakes up screaming. It slowly dawns on him that that shit covered corner of hell was just another c. diff flavored nightmare.

"Honey, it happened again...." D turns towards his wife, except it's Madison laying in bed with him.

RAPE! Madison maces Big D right in the eyes and covers him for the pin!


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(KICK OUT IF YOU LOVE SHITTY BATHROOMS!)

KICKOUT!!!!!!

Big D's wife walks in and screams at the sight of Madison in the bed with her husband.

"It's not what it looks like! She's just another failure trying to steal my belt......."

Before he can say anything else, Krystal smacks Dyson with the frying pan in her hand and chases her out of their house, as Big D tries not to get a boner.

Now thats a creative way to ruin a marriage