X-treme Wrestling Federation

Ladies and gentlemen, I have just struck an agreement with a former XWF superstar on the terms of my next title defense after Savage next week.

I am proud to announce that in two weeks, Bruce Blingsteen will put his Universal Title on the line against none other than bonafide XWF legend:

GATOR!!!

"Gator's gonna be pissed when 'e finds out that'll actually be a _non-title match_ since you'll no longer be holdin' said strap by then."

I really, really need you to take this to heart, scrub: You're not good.

Not even a little.

And after I beat you and you give me your "Yeah I'll admit that you were the better man tonight" speech, I'm going to laugh hysterically.

I'm the better man every night. I was yesterday. I am today. I will be tomorrow.

And most important, I will be at Savage.

You're a fucking joke, go smoke some meth and fuck a fat chick you unwelcomed piece of human trash.

"Only scrub here is the action my nutsac's gettin' in your mouth you lazy sack o' shit trollin' no life havin' hack. When you're done bitin' the exact same words of confidence I levied for Lethal Lottery 4 I suggest you save up the rest o' your trash talkin' for your weak ass vignettes,

. The only joke here is you. Now go fake takin' Molly again and puff on a tobacco "weed blunt", nerdlinger ass fake motherfucker. Caedus is gonna kill you. Period. Own it."

wow a scrub i beat for the xtreme belt.. good luck with the win there chump

Brucette Blingsteen

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Brucette Blingsteen

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