This is less of a fight request and more of an open warning. I want to make this as clear as possible: Fuck your history. Fuck your current champions. Fuck your past champions. Fuck what the rest of you can do. I am inspired by no one. My career is dedicated to no one. I am here to ruin everything. If you don't want me to, tough luck. Leave while you can. Now that I'm here, wrestling is over.
"Good for you boyo. Nothing instills fear in a group of professional fighters like a Taylor Swift quote."
*quivers*
(07-20-2017, 08:18 AM)Travis McCoy Said: [ -> ]
"Good for you boyo. Nothing instills fear in a group of professional fighters like a Taylor Swift quote."
*quivers*
Why are you so familiar with Taylor Swift quotes? Leave the edgy little wannabe alone and let him ramble in peace. Not like he'll amount to anything anyway.
"Loathe as I am to say it, but for once I agree with Bruce."
"He's still a fucking bitch though who's either getting his ass whupped by Caedus, Raven or yours truly."
(07-20-2017, 08:18 AM)Travis McCoy Said: [ -> ]
"Good for you boyo. Nothing instills fear in a group of professional fighters like a Taylor Swift quote."
*quivers*
I found a thing online that a fan made. I decided to use it. Besides,
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(07-20-2017, 08:33 AM)Bruce Blingsteen Said: [ -> ] (07-20-2017, 08:18 AM)Travis McCoy Said: [ -> ]
"Good for you boyo. Nothing instills fear in a group of professional fighters like a Taylor Swift quote."
*quivers*
Why are you so familiar with Taylor Swift quotes? Leave the edgy little wannabe alone and let him ramble in peace. Not like he'll amount to anything anyway.
Wannabe? Don't I have to try to be something to be a wannabe? Save the wannabe accusations for after my first match.
(07-20-2017, 08:38 AM)Finn Kühn Said: [ -> ]"Loathe as I am to say it, but for once I agree with Bruce."
"He's still a fucking bitch though who's either getting his ass whupped by Caedus, Raven or yours truly."
I'm still open for a match with anyone. Accept if you want to.
If Finn Kuhn and Chris Valerius don't square off in a street fight ASAP, we have failed as a promotion.
(07-20-2017, 10:23 AM)Vincent Lane Said: [ -> ]If Finn Kuhn and Chris Valerius don't square off in a street fight ASAP, we have failed as a promotion.
A loud sigh can be heard from Finn.
"Fine. On the next available Savage, Chris, I will accept your challenge, and it will be a Street Fight."
I look forward to it. You shouldn't.
(07-20-2017, 10:23 AM)Vincent Lane Said: [ -> ]If Finn Kuhn and Chris Valerius don't square off in a street fight ASAP, we have failed as a promotion.
I think you crossed that bridge once you started making such piss poor management decisions. Hack.
We're both debuting wrestlers, and I just offered up a match. I don't really see how it's a piss poor management choice.
This predates you, stupid.
(07-20-2017, 11:47 AM)Chris Valerius Said: [ -> ]I look forward to it. You shouldn't.
"We'll see about that, Random-Edgy-Generic-Wrestler-Who-Swears-To-Turn-This-Company-Upside-Down #267."
Generic is really rich coming from the second person to call me edgy in this discussion.
(07-20-2017, 12:10 PM)Chris Valerius Said: [ -> ]Generic is really rich coming from the second person to call me edgy in this discussion.
"I mean, if the shoe fits..."
Just like the shoe of dime-a-dozen no-fucks-given pretty boy bad guy fits you, Mr. Kuhn.
Did you just call him pretty? Wow you're a
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(07-20-2017, 12:18 PM)Chris Valerius Said: [ -> ] Just like the shoe of dime-a-dozen no-fucks-given pretty boy bad guy fits you, Mr. Kuhn.
"Now see, this is where the differences between you and I come in. With my comparison with you, it absolutely makes sense. You're weak. Nothing. No matter what you do or say, you will absolutely amount to nothing in this company, make no mistake. You're going to be locked in j0bber hell no matter what you do."
"But what you said about me? I'm afraid you're a size or two off. I'm the Young Lion. I'm the greatest thing to ever happen to this company. I'm a future, bonafide champion. Whether it be Doctor Psycho this Saturday, or Jack Cain in about two weeks time, or you next Saturday, nothing's stopping me. Not now. Not ever."
Nice you didn't forget about me, you little pissant.
OOC:
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(07-20-2017, 12:29 PM)JackCain Said: [ -> ]Nice you didn't forget about me, you little pissant.
"Well I dare say after our match at Warfare, you're not going to be forgetting the name Finn Kühn anytime soon as you're sitting in a hospital, forced to use a breathing tube."
So, the same reasons why you're going to be successful are the reasons that you told me I'd fail. I agree with Jack, you're a pissant who honestly isn't worth my breath. If you really want to make me believe in the Young Lion, tear me open like a fucking gazelle and leave me for the vultures. Otherwise, you aren't shit.
(07-20-2017, 12:38 PM)Chris Valerius Said: [ -> ]So, the same reasons why you're going to be successful are the reasons that you told me I'd fail. I agree with Jack, you're a pissant who honestly isn't worth my breath. If you really want to make me believe in the Young Lion, tear me open like a fucking gazelle and leave me for the vultures. Otherwise, you aren't shit.
"Be careful what you ask for, Christopher."
Ha, getting my name wrong to piss me off. What an original idea.
Chris rolls his eyes with pure disdain.
(07-20-2017, 12:32 PM)Finn Kühn Said: [ -> ] (07-20-2017, 12:29 PM)JackCain Said: [ -> ]Nice you didn't forget about me, you little pissant.
"Well I dare say after our match at Warfare, you're not going to be forgetting the name Finn Kühn anytime soon as you're sitting in a hospital, forced to use a breathing tube."
Son, I'll forget your name as soon as I've finished stuffing your balls down your throat.
My bath mat means more to me than you.
(07-20-2017, 01:10 PM)JackCain Said: [ -> ] (07-20-2017, 12:32 PM)Finn Kühn Said: [ -> ] (07-20-2017, 12:29 PM)JackCain Said: [ -> ]Nice you didn't forget about me, you little pissant.
"Well I dare say after our match at Warfare, you're not going to be forgetting the name Finn Kühn anytime soon as you're sitting in a hospital, forced to use a breathing tube."
Son, I'll forget your name as soon as I've finished stuffing your balls down your throat.
My bath mat means more to me than you.
"You would fantasize about stuffing people's balls down their throats, you goddamn queer."
(07-20-2017, 01:15 PM)Finn Kühn Said: [ -> ] (07-20-2017, 01:10 PM)JackCain Said: [ -> ] (07-20-2017, 12:32 PM)Finn Kühn Said: [ -> ]"Well I dare say after our match at Warfare, you're not going to be forgetting the name Finn Kühn anytime soon as you're sitting in a hospital, forced to use a breathing tube."
Son, I'll forget your name as soon as I've finished stuffing your balls down your throat.
My bath mat means more to me than you.
"You would fantasize about stuffing people's balls down their throats, you goddamn queer."
Only yours cupcake. After I've cut them off with a rusty hacksaw blade.
(07-20-2017, 08:18 AM)Travis McCoy Said: [ -> ]
"Good for you boyo. Nothing instills fear in a group of professional fighters like a Taylor Swift quote."
*quivers*
Quote:I found a thing online that a fan made
oh shit he said your girl made it for him mcboy