05-03-2013, 06:19 PM
Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, children of all ag-- wait a minute. This is Madness. There ain't supposed to be any kids watching. Hang on, just roll with it. I'm going to watch my promo later. Experiment time.
Shit!
Fuck!
Huh…I think there wasn't a censor. Anyways, I'm going to go up against a former NK Champion and the current NK Champion. And I'm… well, haven't been champion yet. Well, frankly, Sophia was a champion for what, 5 minutes?
Mr. Satellite, Mr. North Korea Champion, Mr. Shove It, you better keep your eyes on me. I made the mistake of looking ahead to Eric. Now, I don't know about you, but I think your concentrating on Sebastian. I don't care which one of you guys becomes double champion, I don't care if Gilmour is pulling barbed wire out of his junk, and I certainly don't care about Cobra getting screwed.
Although I may not look like it, I am a man of numbers. 3-1. My record in 1 on 1 matches, which frankly, doesn't matter. 1. First appearance of Jones on Monday Night Madness. I don't go to the show saying "Finally, Jones has arrived on Madness" or "Madness is JJJOOONNNEEESSS" I come to make a name for myself. I don't care who I face, Madness, will be like my home away from home. I love watch Monday Night Madness every night, but Warfare is for me. Finally, 76. The number of hours that Madness has the problem unsolved.
So ladies and gentlemen, and Satty's robot, the future of XWF has arrived. Ready or not, I'm taking it to another level.
Shit!
Fuck!
Huh…I think there wasn't a censor. Anyways, I'm going to go up against a former NK Champion and the current NK Champion. And I'm… well, haven't been champion yet. Well, frankly, Sophia was a champion for what, 5 minutes?
Mr. Satellite, Mr. North Korea Champion, Mr. Shove It, you better keep your eyes on me. I made the mistake of looking ahead to Eric. Now, I don't know about you, but I think your concentrating on Sebastian. I don't care which one of you guys becomes double champion, I don't care if Gilmour is pulling barbed wire out of his junk, and I certainly don't care about Cobra getting screwed.
Although I may not look like it, I am a man of numbers. 3-1. My record in 1 on 1 matches, which frankly, doesn't matter. 1. First appearance of Jones on Monday Night Madness. I don't go to the show saying "Finally, Jones has arrived on Madness" or "Madness is JJJOOONNNEEESSS" I come to make a name for myself. I don't care who I face, Madness, will be like my home away from home. I love watch Monday Night Madness every night, but Warfare is for me. Finally, 76. The number of hours that Madness has the problem unsolved.
So ladies and gentlemen, and Satty's robot, the future of XWF has arrived. Ready or not, I'm taking it to another level.