05-03-2013, 04:30 PM
At a local house show in Las Vegas, the X-tron begins to flash and the arena fades slowly to darkness. The X-Tron slowly says "Recorded earlier today" and then cuts to CM Punk sitting in a completely dark room.
"Hello, ladies and gentlemen. Allow me to introduce myself, for those of you who are unaware of who I am. I am, for all intents and purposes, a guy who you will bow down to at some point in your pathetic lives."
The crowd begins to boo.
"Yeah. That's the exact reaction I expected, too. I'd like to read you something, from a promo I heard the other day, it's a quote from it, and it's describing me. It goes like 'A washed up wrestler hoping to make it big in this company but still hasn't done with big or even doing something important.' Funny, isn't it? This little, moronic, narrow minded, hide-behind another man and listen to him talk wrestler wants to talk trash about me? Yeah.. real funny. Especially considering his partner can barely babble out anything beyond the always funny joke about my name, like Cm Puck. Real funny, Randy Viper, Justin Orton, whatever the hell your name is." The X-Tron flashes again and flashes three pictures of dismembered humans, limbs torn from their bodies and blood dripping from each limb.
"Alex, I picked your friend Justin apart for his lack of intelligence, his moronic name, his idiotic ways..and I'm about to teach you a lesson kid because you are the first thing I've seen walking this earth that I can't save. You're beyond saving, I have to condemn you to hell, where Serena is. Do you know why? Because you're not focused, like Ann Thraxx wasn't. I see your flaws. You're also over-confident, like she was too. Look at your damn speech. 'I was going to fuck this fine ass woman but sadly I have to respond to your promo'. Sadly? I thought you loved the business? Apparently not, because I love tearing you to shreds. You're a fake, a wannabe, a cowardice bitch who's only here because he has nothing left to go to and mommy won't take him in. You're a failure. You are the scum of the earth, you're the guy they warn us about in grade school, offering candy to us in mini-vans. You even said you anal raped the fuck out of my ass! Who says that? Only a rapist, of course." The X-Tron flickers again and shows an image of a prison, a soap bar, and a prison guard covered in blood.
"And you called me 'your bitch!' do you even know what's it like to be a bitch, Alex? Well, I guess you would considering you're in this piss poor excuse of a federation as a starter job. Don't get me wrong, WWE was great, but I came here secondary. You came here cause they wouldn't take you. And you claim you don't care about who I've beaten? Both of them have more stature than you do or probably ever will, you pathetic excuse of a human being and wrestler. You're teaming with Randy Orton from the impact Zone, while I'm beating the best damn Female wrestler here and kicking Cyren and his client's ass. And Cyren was one of the best in his day, so to call me your bitch is inaccurate. If anything, I should change my name to C Alex, cause I'm not the Punk, you are, you fucking spineless, trash talking piece of shit."
The X-Tron goes dark as Punk utters the final words.
"Next time you wanna run your fucking mouth, think wisely, because kid, I will fucking DESTROY YOU."
"Hello, ladies and gentlemen. Allow me to introduce myself, for those of you who are unaware of who I am. I am, for all intents and purposes, a guy who you will bow down to at some point in your pathetic lives."
The crowd begins to boo.
"Yeah. That's the exact reaction I expected, too. I'd like to read you something, from a promo I heard the other day, it's a quote from it, and it's describing me. It goes like 'A washed up wrestler hoping to make it big in this company but still hasn't done with big or even doing something important.' Funny, isn't it? This little, moronic, narrow minded, hide-behind another man and listen to him talk wrestler wants to talk trash about me? Yeah.. real funny. Especially considering his partner can barely babble out anything beyond the always funny joke about my name, like Cm Puck. Real funny, Randy Viper, Justin Orton, whatever the hell your name is." The X-Tron flashes again and flashes three pictures of dismembered humans, limbs torn from their bodies and blood dripping from each limb.
"Alex, I picked your friend Justin apart for his lack of intelligence, his moronic name, his idiotic ways..and I'm about to teach you a lesson kid because you are the first thing I've seen walking this earth that I can't save. You're beyond saving, I have to condemn you to hell, where Serena is. Do you know why? Because you're not focused, like Ann Thraxx wasn't. I see your flaws. You're also over-confident, like she was too. Look at your damn speech. 'I was going to fuck this fine ass woman but sadly I have to respond to your promo'. Sadly? I thought you loved the business? Apparently not, because I love tearing you to shreds. You're a fake, a wannabe, a cowardice bitch who's only here because he has nothing left to go to and mommy won't take him in. You're a failure. You are the scum of the earth, you're the guy they warn us about in grade school, offering candy to us in mini-vans. You even said you anal raped the fuck out of my ass! Who says that? Only a rapist, of course." The X-Tron flickers again and shows an image of a prison, a soap bar, and a prison guard covered in blood.
"And you called me 'your bitch!' do you even know what's it like to be a bitch, Alex? Well, I guess you would considering you're in this piss poor excuse of a federation as a starter job. Don't get me wrong, WWE was great, but I came here secondary. You came here cause they wouldn't take you. And you claim you don't care about who I've beaten? Both of them have more stature than you do or probably ever will, you pathetic excuse of a human being and wrestler. You're teaming with Randy Orton from the impact Zone, while I'm beating the best damn Female wrestler here and kicking Cyren and his client's ass. And Cyren was one of the best in his day, so to call me your bitch is inaccurate. If anything, I should change my name to C Alex, cause I'm not the Punk, you are, you fucking spineless, trash talking piece of shit."
The X-Tron goes dark as Punk utters the final words.
"Next time you wanna run your fucking mouth, think wisely, because kid, I will fucking DESTROY YOU."