05-03-2013, 03:46 PM
(OOC: No story this time guys. This is just trash talking rps. But in the next one there will be story :) No rereads enjoy)
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After the highly successful debut of Monday night Madness last week, it was time for a new face to grace the Madness roster. Just by the performance of this guy. He will mark this company back in the lime lights again. This guy is named Alex Richards. The scene opened up backstage in Seattle, Washington. This was the same location where the last Madness took place. We find Alex's agent and best friend Matthew Johnson pacing back and forth in the interview area tapping his cell phone against his head. Soon enough one of commentators from Madness CHAD LEWIS walks over and starts to set up; he gives a knowing chuckle and speaks up toward Mister Johnson.
Chad Lewis- I've noticed the 'talent' is always late to these things, like we don't have anything better to do than wait around for them huh?
Mister Johnson had stopped pacing and looked over at the man with a raised eyebrow, speaking in his usual, abrupt, Hollywood style.
Matthew Johnson- I'm sorry, what? Do I know you?
Chad Lewis- We haven’t met, Chad Lewis - I do the commentary here. But i also run a couple of interviews - we have one booked with your boy Alex Richards right?
Mister Johnson looked Lewis up and down with disgust, shaking his head.
Matthew Johnson- Are you fucking, kidding me? I'm not any of these people you deal with when i take ten minutes out of my schedule to do this thing and i get you?! You better have those questions ready to fire because i want this over with as quickly as possible.
Chad Lewis- OK, OK, calm down. Your client isn't even here yet.
Matthew Johnson- OK, new rule - YOU don't get to talk to the talent. You can talk to me, I'm his agent and I'm perfectly capable of waxing lyrical about his debut match on Monday. Now if the next thing out of your mouth isn't a question then you can watch my gym toned ass walk right away from this interview huh? Now get too it.
Mister Johnson said with wide eyes, always seeming to be agitated over something or another. Lewis just gave a chuckle shaking his head a little as he picks up the mic turning it on. Turning to the camera he gets a nod from the camera guy and he starts to introduce the segment.
Chad Lewis- Folks we're headed for next episode of Monday Night Madness this week and as you heard last week, it will mark the debut of Alex Richards in XWF. So right now I'm stood with an all too familiar face, the man planning on taking Richards to the top, Matthew Johnson. So Matthew.....Alex Richards, is he any good? i guess is the first question.
Matthew Johnson- What? That's your opener? Is he any good? Are you kidding me? Of course he's good! Have you seen the kid? He's a hot prospect. Look i don't know what little barn show is being run over here but as far as i can tell Alex Richards star is set to shine brighter than any of the stuff this show can pump out. OK? He's had training with some very...very talented independent guys around the world he's a natural athlete with a passion for the business. That's what you all love right? The passion thing? He's got it by the bucket load. He's feisty, he's quick, he's agile and more importantly than that I'm telling you here and now that he's out to beat every XWF have him face. . I'm under the impression that Shane wouldn't let this show exist if it was a complete joke, I've dealt with a lot of people before, I've seen the weirdos do what they do, in these companies, my boy Alex is going to be out there as little time as humanly possible in hope that some of that
doesn't ooze off onto him in any way, shape or form in these matches. Does that answer what was arguably the worst opening question in the history of questions?
Chad Lewis- Well that's your take on things sure, when are we going to meet this guy? I mean i was expecting him to be a part of the interview here rather than having to go through you...?
Matthew Johnson- Don't try and make me look like an ass. He will be here in his own time; he's got far more important things to do than to talk to part time interviewers. Ask me something about this...this....Tag team match or something.
Chad Lewis- Well you mentioned it, how do you feel about Richards being in another tag team match?
Matthew Johnson- About fucking time you asked an important question!
Mister Johnson shoots Lewis a look.
Matthew Johnson- How you think he should feel? Knowing someone like you I have already lost you. So let me tell you how he feels. He is pissed off that he is in another tag team match. Another match with that Justin Vipe boy and led him into another win. Yes! Alex Richards will lead Justin into another win just like the last match. Just sad isn't it having someone leading you to another win without putting in the work yourself. But look at the guys my boy is facing CM Punk? A washed up wrestler hoping to make it big in this company but still hasn't done with big or even doing something important. All he talks about is holding the WWE title for 300 and some odd day. Or some shit like that! Who cares anymore? You’re not the talk of the world anymore you’re all washed up. Face it Punk this match is over. But this also leads me to Christopher Daniels! Another pointless wrestling Alex has to face this week. But my boy Alex gave one of the answers everyone has wondered before his debut. That he is here to “Devour the entire roster” He is here to take on and beat everyone this company has to offer. Should I go on?
Mister Johnson scoffed, shaking his head as if it was all some sort of joke to him. As Lewis went, to speak up Richards finally walked on scene with a grin.
Alex Richards- What's up guys? How is it going?
Alex quickly sits next to his agent Matthew.
Alex Richards- I hope my agent here has explained the same talk to all of you already. But something must be said about Punk and his latest promo if you could call it that.
Alex chuckles at the thought of it not even being decent enough.
Alex Richard- Well Punk you stated you’re a God in the ring? Who have you beaten in XWF that I should really care about?
> Intemporaliter Scelestus? Not at all
> “The Deevil” Ann Thraxx? Sadly no
Alex sighs.
Alex Richards- Should I go on? Has it gotten through your head? Or maybe you will talk about those your time at holding a title for 300 and something days against pointless talent that can never compare to Alex Richards on a good day. Or maybe he will talk about something like demons? Wow Punk you’re really something just the thought talking about Exorcism is a good way to waste everyone’s and my time. Just to think about I was going to fuck this fine as woman but sadly I have to response to your lame ass promo we have to put that on hold. Damn Punk you just like fucking up another people’s happy time. Even though, you’re boring as well. But Punk like me makes this clear to you. On Madness you’re just a fucking appetizer as well your friend Daniels. I will break your bitch ass in half and watch you sit there and watch you lick your wounds. Punk I know what you’re thinking “Alex Richards just anal raped the fuck out my ass with his words!” You damn right I did, I just made you my bitch just know! How does it feel to be my bitch Punk? Knowing someone like you wouldn't have an answer to that. But I have the perfect answer at this very moment.
Alex looks into the camera.
Can you feel that bitch?
Scene appears to a black screen. Moments later some words appear.
Thank you this message was brought to you by Alex Richards; I'm off
After the highly successful debut of Monday night Madness last week, it was time for a new face to grace the Madness roster. Just by the performance of this guy. He will mark this company back in the lime lights again. This guy is named Alex Richards. The scene opened up backstage in Seattle, Washington. This was the same location where the last Madness took place. We find Alex's agent and best friend Matthew Johnson pacing back and forth in the interview area tapping his cell phone against his head. Soon enough one of commentators from Madness CHAD LEWIS walks over and starts to set up; he gives a knowing chuckle and speaks up toward Mister Johnson.
Chad Lewis- I've noticed the 'talent' is always late to these things, like we don't have anything better to do than wait around for them huh?
Mister Johnson had stopped pacing and looked over at the man with a raised eyebrow, speaking in his usual, abrupt, Hollywood style.
Matthew Johnson- I'm sorry, what? Do I know you?
Chad Lewis- We haven’t met, Chad Lewis - I do the commentary here. But i also run a couple of interviews - we have one booked with your boy Alex Richards right?
Mister Johnson looked Lewis up and down with disgust, shaking his head.
Matthew Johnson- Are you fucking, kidding me? I'm not any of these people you deal with when i take ten minutes out of my schedule to do this thing and i get you?! You better have those questions ready to fire because i want this over with as quickly as possible.
Chad Lewis- OK, OK, calm down. Your client isn't even here yet.
Matthew Johnson- OK, new rule - YOU don't get to talk to the talent. You can talk to me, I'm his agent and I'm perfectly capable of waxing lyrical about his debut match on Monday. Now if the next thing out of your mouth isn't a question then you can watch my gym toned ass walk right away from this interview huh? Now get too it.
Mister Johnson said with wide eyes, always seeming to be agitated over something or another. Lewis just gave a chuckle shaking his head a little as he picks up the mic turning it on. Turning to the camera he gets a nod from the camera guy and he starts to introduce the segment.
Chad Lewis- Folks we're headed for next episode of Monday Night Madness this week and as you heard last week, it will mark the debut of Alex Richards in XWF. So right now I'm stood with an all too familiar face, the man planning on taking Richards to the top, Matthew Johnson. So Matthew.....Alex Richards, is he any good? i guess is the first question.
Matthew Johnson- What? That's your opener? Is he any good? Are you kidding me? Of course he's good! Have you seen the kid? He's a hot prospect. Look i don't know what little barn show is being run over here but as far as i can tell Alex Richards star is set to shine brighter than any of the stuff this show can pump out. OK? He's had training with some very...very talented independent guys around the world he's a natural athlete with a passion for the business. That's what you all love right? The passion thing? He's got it by the bucket load. He's feisty, he's quick, he's agile and more importantly than that I'm telling you here and now that he's out to beat every XWF have him face. . I'm under the impression that Shane wouldn't let this show exist if it was a complete joke, I've dealt with a lot of people before, I've seen the weirdos do what they do, in these companies, my boy Alex is going to be out there as little time as humanly possible in hope that some of that
doesn't ooze off onto him in any way, shape or form in these matches. Does that answer what was arguably the worst opening question in the history of questions?Chad Lewis- Well that's your take on things sure, when are we going to meet this guy? I mean i was expecting him to be a part of the interview here rather than having to go through you...?
Matthew Johnson- Don't try and make me look like an ass. He will be here in his own time; he's got far more important things to do than to talk to part time interviewers. Ask me something about this...this....Tag team match or something.
Chad Lewis- Well you mentioned it, how do you feel about Richards being in another tag team match?
Matthew Johnson- About fucking time you asked an important question!
Mister Johnson shoots Lewis a look.
Matthew Johnson- How you think he should feel? Knowing someone like you I have already lost you. So let me tell you how he feels. He is pissed off that he is in another tag team match. Another match with that Justin Vipe boy and led him into another win. Yes! Alex Richards will lead Justin into another win just like the last match. Just sad isn't it having someone leading you to another win without putting in the work yourself. But look at the guys my boy is facing CM Punk? A washed up wrestler hoping to make it big in this company but still hasn't done with big or even doing something important. All he talks about is holding the WWE title for 300 and some odd day. Or some shit like that! Who cares anymore? You’re not the talk of the world anymore you’re all washed up. Face it Punk this match is over. But this also leads me to Christopher Daniels! Another pointless wrestling Alex has to face this week. But my boy Alex gave one of the answers everyone has wondered before his debut. That he is here to “Devour the entire roster” He is here to take on and beat everyone this company has to offer. Should I go on?
Mister Johnson scoffed, shaking his head as if it was all some sort of joke to him. As Lewis went, to speak up Richards finally walked on scene with a grin.
Alex Richards- What's up guys? How is it going?
Alex quickly sits next to his agent Matthew.
Alex Richards- I hope my agent here has explained the same talk to all of you already. But something must be said about Punk and his latest promo if you could call it that.
Alex chuckles at the thought of it not even being decent enough.
Alex Richard- Well Punk you stated you’re a God in the ring? Who have you beaten in XWF that I should really care about?
> Intemporaliter Scelestus? Not at all
> “The Deevil” Ann Thraxx? Sadly no
Alex sighs.
Alex Richards- Should I go on? Has it gotten through your head? Or maybe you will talk about those your time at holding a title for 300 and something days against pointless talent that can never compare to Alex Richards on a good day. Or maybe he will talk about something like demons? Wow Punk you’re really something just the thought talking about Exorcism is a good way to waste everyone’s and my time. Just to think about I was going to fuck this fine as woman but sadly I have to response to your lame ass promo we have to put that on hold. Damn Punk you just like fucking up another people’s happy time. Even though, you’re boring as well. But Punk like me makes this clear to you. On Madness you’re just a fucking appetizer as well your friend Daniels. I will break your bitch ass in half and watch you sit there and watch you lick your wounds. Punk I know what you’re thinking “Alex Richards just anal raped the fuck out my ass with his words!” You damn right I did, I just made you my bitch just know! How does it feel to be my bitch Punk? Knowing someone like you wouldn't have an answer to that. But I have the perfect answer at this very moment.
Alex looks into the camera.
Can you feel that bitch?
Scene appears to a black screen. Moments later some words appear.
Thank you this message was brought to you by Alex Richards; I'm off