04-14-2016, 07:59 AM
Unknown Soldier bursts into a room slamming the door behind him. His eyes are bulging out of his head, looking like he's smoked more crystal methamphetamine than all the stashes you saw in the episodes of Breaking Bad combined times 666! Frodo was sleeping in this very room, until he is abruptly startled by a blood curdling scream from Unknown Soldier directly into the Xtreme Champion's ear.
Unknown Soldier: "Dude, Frodo! Wake up bro, their outside raping people in the streets right now! Shits fucking crazy, yo! We gotta' get out there!"
Frodo is completely stunned as he's caught off guard in mid slumber, and probably half hallucinating from all the crack cocaine(
meth) that he's done recently, so he takes off running towards the door and is instead caught straight across the face with the handle as Soldier opens the closed door and flings it directly into Frodo's face, he catches him with a DDT as he's falling down and then pins him.
Unknown Soldier: "Dude, Frodo! Wake up bro, their outside raping people in the streets right now! Shits fucking crazy, yo! We gotta' get out there!"
Frodo is completely stunned as he's caught off guard in mid slumber, and probably half hallucinating from all the crack cocaine(
meth) that he's done recently, so he takes off running towards the door and is instead caught straight across the face with the handle as Soldier opens the closed door and flings it directly into Frodo's face, he catches him with a DDT as he's falling down and then pins him.