04-19-2013, 12:31 PM
The Following scene is brought to you, by the Church of Punk and is in no way the feelings or views of the XWF. It was recorded earlier today inside the office of the Church. It is 100% Real.
| "You've got to be kidding me, this is getting ridiculous." Serena was mortified at the idea of performing baptisms for others, especially after experiencing her own. "Not worshiping me is a sin, I hope you're aware." Punk Grinned. "You know I love you Punk..but I think..you're losing it man." Serena laid a hand on his shoulder worried. "Plus, I never even said I didn't worship you." "You didn't even HAVE to. You have a hint of doubt in your words, as if you think I'm delirious. As if you doubt my abilities as a god. I'm the best in the world in wrestling, what the hell else matters? I can apply it everywhere.." Punk furiously swiped a lamp off his desk. "I...nothing, nothing at all." Serena's eyes began to water as she left the room and Luke entered. "Mr.Gallows. How are you on this magnificent day?" Punk was smiling and prodding his lip ring. "Alright, but I'm not sure about 'preaching your message.' it seems illogical to pronounce a wrestler as a.. well.." Gallows was interrupted by Punk, "As a god? See, Serena and you need to realize I CAN teach everyone many things that not only apply to wrestling but come from it and help in and out of it. I am also teaching Ann what not being reliant on a true immortal, instead of oneself like all the morons in the current world, can do to a person. I mean, if we relied on only ourselves, instead of other fictional beings, we'd be much worse off." Punk signaled for Luke to leave the room, and he did. Serena re-entered as he left. "You're not only corrupting the idea of what a god is supposed to be, you're teaching people not to be self reliant!" She slapped Punk and then proceeded to kiss him. "Devil, may you burn in hell, for god has the strongest punishments for impersonators!" She ran out of the church crying as Punk began to giggle and thought to himself "Reaction achieved." Punk picked up his phone, and called a number the XWF camera could not make out. "Yeah, Joey? Joey Mercury? Remember how you were saying I was your best friend for buying your house..Yeah, I'm much more than that, buddy.." |