X-treme Wrestling Federation

The title is sitting on the edge of a chair, dangling precariously off the edge. It falls to the ground, the straps covering the plate. A referee walks into the scene eating a jelly donut. Some of the jelly falls to the ground in front of him, where he notices the title. The ref looks around him before shrugging and counting the fall.

1...

2...

...so the jelly's pinning the title?



......the fuck am i reading?

Having heard news of a possible changing of hands for the Xtreme title, Gladiator arrives and has nothing positive to say as he slowly shakes his head out of disappointment. With a heavy sigh, he finally summons the strength to speak- his voice greatly resembling Sean Connery as he mutters, This is why babies born with mental should just be chopped up and used as feed for any livestock that'll eat them, and if you think about it, he's right. He's also nailing that ref with a swift boot to the temple for his troubles as he stamps the exclamation mark on his statement with, Now just think if we didn't live in a land where the weak of mind prospered. Picture if we were surrounded by the total absence of stupidity instead of an abundance of it. Imagine if someone like, oh maybe Nico LaVey, had the marbles to be going after the champion right now instead of allowing the top story right now to be a blob of jelly. For all we know, he might have been getting handed the championship right now... Anyone could have for that matter, but he's the name that comes to mind.

Glad steps out of the room, the heels of his boots clacking loudly against the tiles as in the distance it sounds like he's saying one last time, We'll just never know.

[OOC: Please only do real pins as yourself on the champion]

OOC: Well, in his defense, there have been people who've had randoms pin the champion, just as a joke. Hell, we had Archie Bunker here mostly due to the fact that he pinned the Xtreme champ. The XWF kinda bends the rules that other places are strict about, but I do understand what you mean. Might have been cool to see a glob of jelly as champ..... I mean, we are rooting for a kitten to win the Universal title after all .-.