03-03-2016, 12:56 AM
Ophelia McVeigh appears.
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....and.....
...here....
....we
go....
"Look... if you had... one shot... or one opportunity... to kick a
spic in the ass and take his strap... would you capture that ten pounds of gold... or just let it slip?"Ophelia begins rapping on the corner of Jabronie Drive and HollyRock Boulevard before Drunk Ass Austin Stevens comes by and tosses a nickel into the goth's cap and walks off. Alfredo Escobar Alejandro Ricardo Montebaun Del Rio Guerrero Mysterio Juventud Fernando La Parka Payne the 3rd or whatever comes by and starts beating the crap out of Ophelia before dropping a bag of quarters right on top of Ophelia's bloody and bruised head.
Suddenly, Austin Stevens returns, sharing a beer with Fernando, who says he only drinks tequila, to which Austin responds with a--
JR: STUNNER STUNNER BAH GAWD ON A BISQUIK ITS THE FANTASMAH-GLORIOUS STUNNER!!
Fernando falls to the ground like the sack of quarters he'd just beat the holy living shit out of Ophelia with. Austin then reveals a ref's shirt, rolls Ophelia on top of Fernando, and begins to count the pin---
OH MY GOD IT'S THAT CRAZY GOTH CHICK OPHELIA'S BEEN TOTIN' AROUND THESE HERE PARTS!!! The unnamed goth chick pulls Austin Stevens off and then jacks him off and then Jack Hoff comes by and flips him off and then Austin Stevens walks off and then the goth chick knocks all that crazy mumbo jumbo off and return to sector z alpha originative state now./
Ophelia pins Fernando all goth-like and the chick counts the fall;
1...
2...
2...
A little over 2...
A little under 3...
THE SUSPENSE IS KILLING ME BUT NOT LITERALLY to be continued by Fernando most likely in seven minutes
|you can be anything ya set ya mind to, man|