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After luring Fernando in with the weak attempt, LeStrange headbutts the man in the suit followed up with an uppercut.

While Fernando attempts to recover from the shock, LeStrange walks to his truck and retrieves a heavy chain wielded to the bumper. He asks Fernando if he has played Saint's Row and remembers the part where Carlos died.

The giant Carnie binds Fernando's legs with the chain and kicks him around for a bit like a bad dog in Mississippi. Before heading back to the truck, the clown lights up a cigar and asks if anyone is down for a road trip to which no one responds. He enters the truck and jams the key into the ignition, stereo blares as the engine turns over.

A heavy foot presses the gas pedal and The Stranger shifts into first, dragging Fernando, screaming into the distance.


Two hours later, LeStrange pulls over to the side of the road. After noticing the screaming has stopped, The Stranger remarks about Fernando's lung capacity being impressive to last the whole trip.

Getting out of the truck he takes a piss on side the road, being sure to get some on a small lizard. Finishing up as he walks to Fernando, he asks if he has had enough yet and attempts a pin.


One......

Two. ....



Thr......