04-28-2015, 10:12 PM
NOCMM: It looks like ThunderBolt X put up another promo, even though his second promo was his final words.
NOCMM buzzes the buzzer. FA- Wait it didn't say FAIL? It said LIAR!
NOCMM: That's right folks, ThunderLiar refuses to tell the truth so often that I had to get a LIAR buzzer. The fail buzzer is still here, but I'll be using it when the fails are just fails and not also lies. For example, ThunderBolt drinking water femininely isn't really lie, but anything that makes you look like a
is still a FAIL! Especially when you're trying so hard to convince people you're straight all the time. If ThunderBolt X really was straight he wouldn't need to try so hard to convince us. It would be obvious that he wasn't gay like it is for Hero Xtreme 7.9, the old skool fans, and I. Making it so obvious he's in the closet is a...
NOCMM buzzes the fail buzzer. FAIL!
NOCMM eyes the camera with his invisible eyes while Kelli Berglund is bobbing up and down on his invisible cock, grinding her cisgendered female pussy on it. His invisible hands lie next to his buzzers. He knows he's in for a button pressing marathon, whether those buttons are Kelli Berglund's holes or his buzzers are anyone's guess. I'm guessing both since he's about to watch ThunderBolt's shitty promo.
NOCMM: Now that my hands are near my buzzers and my cock is inside ThunderBolt's dream cisgendered girl, let's start this shit-fest.
NOCMM: You didn't steal my buzzer. I still have it right here.
NOCMM shows the buzzer to the camera. You can tell it's the same buzzer because it is showing wear from the last two promos where NOCMM pressed it like 100 times. It seems that ThunderBolt X is a...
LIAR!
NOCMM: This is still a bit of a 180 from your previous personality. It seems as if ThunderLiar is a little bipolar, which if you don't know is a mental condition, which means he's . Seriously what happened to being a 'face'? He just admitted to stealing even if he is lying about the fact that he stole. That's hardly a 'face' move ThunderBolt X. In actuality it's a...
FAIL!
NOCMM: We have to turn to the transcript for this next one. ThunderBolt's narrator even lied about the buzzer and said it was mine. I guess they thought I wouldn't do two promos today and catch that. So, the narrator is a...
LIAR!
NOCMM: And ThunderBolt X gave this lying narrator a job? I can't call that anything other than a...
FAIL!
NOCMM: Since this Jacob Cass man is supposedly a 'face'. A 'face' has no reason to work a lying narrator, because lying in his transcripts would just make him look like a 'heel'. This is why I work closely with my narrator on my transcripts and try to give the people who read promos an enhancement of what they viewed instead of giving them a transcript with more lies like ThunderBolt does. I do agree with ThunderBolt's narrator about one thing, ThunderBolt's fail buzzer is gay.
FAIL!
NOCMM: God said something really smart (he does this all the time) and a rookie philosopher or something plagiarized him once. What God said was "Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery", so that means ThunderBolt keeps copying my promo concepts because he's trying to flatter me. For those of you that don't know my gender for some reason, I'm male. ThunderBolt is also male. That means he's trying to flatter a man. That's gay.
FAIL!
NOCMM: I'm also am not flattered, since I am a straight man, which makes me un-flatterable by gay men. For all you stupid people out there that haven't realized it yet, my cock is inside a hot chick right now and it's fucking hard. If I was gay and could be flattered by men, I wouldn't be giving Kelli Berglund so many orgasms. I'd be in Hell because that's where fags go. So ThunderBolt X I'm afraid you failed to flatter me.
FAIL!
Kelli cries out in orgasm, but NOCMM keeps pumping his huge cock into her pussy-hole. It looks like he's going to give her even more orgasms. ThunderGay is probably regretting that he married a man now.
NOCMM: ThunderBolt X combats the 'rumor' that he's gay by adding a phallic steel pole to the fail buzzer. We all know where that's going right after his promo ends...Up his butt. That's disgusting.
FAIL!
NOCMM: Apparently, he's going to flick the phallic steel pole whenever I say something correct. I guess he's imagining it's my invisible cock and not his husband's real cock. I don't appreciate ThunderFag's admiration of me, but if it causes a rift in their gay marriage then it's for the best. I don't know why he thinks anyone would believe he is straight when he keeps subliminally sending us messages that state otherwise. It's obvious that ThunderBolt needs therapy.
FAIL!
NOCMM: He's only eight statements. How lazy. I guess ThunderBolt would rather suck cock than PROMOTE his match. That's sad since that's what these videos are for. I wish ThunderBolt would spend more time promoting the match than showing off how worthless and lazy he is in every promo. He's stealing my concept and doing it halfway, again. That has to be a...
FAIL!
NOCMM: However, the eight statements he picked aren't going to be at random like he claims. They are going to be the statements he thinks are the easiest to twist and lie about. That's how ThunderLiar operates. He isn't an honest man. He's a...
LIAR!
NOCMM: So he strapped on a dinger to his, as his narrator pointed out, gay buzzer. I think his husband does something similar now that his cock is gone, but that's aside the point. As you heard, he goes on to explain that he'll dinging this every time I say something true. I am going to hold to that. Every time he fails to ding the phallic steel pole when I did say something true, I will be buzzing both my FAIL buzzer and my LIAR buzzer, because every time that happens he's failing to do what he set out to do and lying about the fact that I told the truth. Giving me more opportunities to call you a liar is the biggest fail so far. I'm glad you lie so much, because it makes my job so much fun. Your seven Twitter followers on the other hand? Well they won't be so happy when they find out just how on fire your pants really are.
FAIL!
NOCMM: Kelli, do you think it's time to bring on the first 'random' statement?
Kelli is getting fucked so hard by NOCMM's cock that she starts sputtering and screaming in orgasm. NOCMM laughs, and realizes that must be fucked stupid cisgendered female woman for "Yes, and please keep fucking me, This is the best money I've ever spent". I bet ThunderFaggot wishes a woman as hot as Kelli wanted his cock the same way. Too bad he's a beta and not an alpha male with a harem of celebrity living sex dolls (that means a living woman whose only real purpose is to serve an invisible man's huge cock) like NOCMM and his only opponent tomorrow. I'd say possibly one of three of his opponents tomorrow, but it's obvious that ThunderBolt won't win since he's so bad at wrestling. He even got tossed out first in the Sean Falcon Classic like a bitch. NOCMM plays the next shitty clip of ThunderBolt's piece of trash promo.
NOCMM: You're incapable of getting anything straight, ThunderRetard. I'm going to keep reminding you of this fact until you accept it. You're gay, so you have no frame of reference when it comes things being straight. Stop using this expression, using phrases you don't know the meaning of just makes you sound stupid.
FAIL!
NOCMM: There's a difference between addressing my client and putting words if his mouth. My client didn't say the things that you said he said and that's why I said what I said. Could you follow that last grammatically correct sentence or should I say it slower for you? Actually don't answer that. I'm not going to say it slower for you. You're a big kid so you can print out the transcript and read it slower yourself if that sentence confused you. I bet it did, considering how you are.
FAIL!
NOCMM: Your match is against my client. That's a good point, but it makes me wonder why you chose to pretend what I say is what my client says instead of researching and finding things my client did say. That might actually make a good promo, instead of arguing with someone who's not even in your match tomorrow about whether or not you like cock. No one expects you to do something original, that's fact, but instead of proving them wrong and busting out a good promo you chose to copy the promo style of someone who you aren't even going to fight. That's a fail if I've ever seen one. Why do shitty rappers like you focus on proving the haters right as opposed to proving them wrong like good rappers? Is it because your favorite rapper is John Cena?
FAIL!
NOCMM: You are entitled to speak about my client, but to him like you kept trying to do over at priority prayers and like you did in your promo is a completely different story. That costs money for someone of your in-ring experience. Even after tomorrow it will still be something you'll have to pay for. Mandii, Cohen Horne, S.A.M., Karl Cross, Bruce Blingsteen, and Peter Gilmour all had their flaws, but deep down in their core there was something I couldn't see and only God could. God already weighted in on if there was anything special about you since someone asked him to on priority prayers. He said no. Which means you'll remain a rookie along all those who competed with God and weren't picked to be main eventers. You aren't entitled to that at all.
LIAR!
NOCMM: Then ThunderFaggot lets down all seven of his gay Twitter followers and remains in the closet. Hiding your sexuality makes you a...
LIAR!
NOCMM: It's really insulting to your fans when you lie to them about your sexuality. Do you really think they'll believe that stupid lie? I'm not one of your fans and I'm not stupid either, so I can see right through it. I have empathy for your seven fans though. It hurts to be lied to by someone you don't care about enough to retweet. I've been there. I'm one of the people who thought the springboard stunner was cool, but I didn't retweet you since I didn't give a fuck about your opinion on it just like your seven Twitter followers. It cuts me and your fans so low that you lied to us. Was this the act of revenge you mentioned in the title of this promo? You got your revenge then. We didn't retweet your shitty tweet so you took it out on us by breaking our trust. Disrepcting your fans like that may of seen fun at the time, but it's a lose-lose situation for you. Or should I say...
FAIL!-FAIL!?
NOCMM: So ThunderBolt goes through all the trouble of 'stealing' my FAIL buzzer and then he didn't even use it? That's a fail if I ever saw one. And it's pretty to break the law for no reason. I guess he couldn't find anything he thought was a fail. That's why you shouldn't just pick statements at random then, even though I'm sure he knew this was going to be statement one. This was a learning experience for him then. Too bad this wasn't a practice promo.
FAIL!
NOCMM: I noticed that you didn't ding that pole. Allow me to note the part of my statement that were true then, since you're so and ignoring the duty you placed on yourself. The first true thing is that Hero Xtreme 7.9 didn't say anything about you. The second true thing is I said things about you. The third true thing is that I said my client doesn't talk to rookies which is true he never has. Our fourth true statement is that he especially doesn't talk to gay rookies, seems pretty straight forward to me (I'm glad I came in her ears so Kelli couldn't hear that pun). The fifth true thing is that I'm invisible. And finally the sixth true thing is that I'm not God. Those of you with transcripts can note that it doesn't say "Hero Xtreme 7.9" in front of my name when I talk so that means I can't be God.
NOCMM starts thrusting harder into the woman ThunderBolt X wishes he was married to.
NOCMM: It looks like you owe me six dings and I owe you six of each of my buzzers. I'll do that and then we'll roll the next clip.
FAIL!
LIAR!
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LIAR!
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LIAR!
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LIAR!
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LIAR!
NOCMM: Well shit. I should've watched your promo before I got the LIAR buzzer because now it looks like I'm plagiarizing. I implore you all that this was a Hunger Games and Battle Royale situation. I was unaware of this 'lie' buzzer. On the bright side, it obvious now that he was lying about 'stealing' my buzzer. My fail buzzer doesn't say 'LIE' it says fail. At this point in the promo even the most of your seven fans know you're a...
LIAR!
NOCMM: It isn't murder when God takes a life, . God decides who lives and who dies. He mistakenly took the like of an abortion doctor using his God powers. He was going to take over the doctors body and abort the gay baby himself but he tripped on a rock and died. That's not murder. I don't know why you're so picky about this anyway since you think it's okay to steal. Stealing is a lot worse than using your God powers to take over someone's body and accidentally killing them instead of aborting a gay baby.
FAIL!
NOCMM: Do you even know that the FBI is, ThunderCunt? They don't interfere in supernatural activity they just enforce laws and catch criminals like you. The FBI is more likely to investigate you child porn habit than God pulling the plugs and not using his God powers to save drowning people. It's called separation of church and state. Congress can't make laws about when God can flex his powers and when he can't.
FAIL!
NOCMM: The real God, Hero Xtreme 7.9, does kill people. All the time and on purpose. There is even a service where old people can go to a place and wait for God to kill them. It's called a retirement home. They go there so their kids don't ever have to deal with the pungent dead body smell. We call it dying. Everyone who has ever died is someone God killed. Then when their body gets burned they go to judgement. Don't you have a parent who can explain this to you ThunderRetard?
FAIL!
NOCMM: My client is God. You couldn't explain the 1515 footage so it remains true. I don't know why you keep choosing to lie about something you already confirmed is true.
LIAR!
NOCMM: You are really shitty at dinging that pole ThunderBolt X. Allow me to make a list of everything you missed and buzz you in accordingly.
NOCMM pulls Kelli off his dick, bends her over and starts fucking her cisgendered female asshole doggy-style. Then he grabs a paper and a pen and uses her back to write on the paper. He didn't write the sound effects, after each truth he told he buzzed both buzzers and those are the sounds they made.
1. I was right about God making mistakes before.
FAIL!
LIAR!
2. I was right about the number of mistakes he disclosed made until he disclosed the third mistake after I said that.
FAIL!
LIAR!
3. He did admit that making that making rookies was a mistake.
FAIL!
LIAR!
4. He did accidentally kill an abortion doctor instead of the gay child.
FAIL!
LIAR!
5. The saying is in fact "God makes very few mistakes" which people have been misquoting since I first said it eight days after the world was created.
FAIL!
LIAR!
6. When I said, "Even if that was a real mistake, which it wasn't it was just you lying again then it wouldn't nullify the fact that he's God" it was true and probably why he didn't counter that point.
FAIL!
LIAR!
7. It's true that that was in fact something I said and not something God said.
FAIL!
LIAR!
8. That all was why I think he has been nicknamed ThunderRetard, so that is true. I don't lie about my opinions on the origins of nicknames for the same reason I don't lie about anything else. That reason is that lying is wrong.
FAIL!
LIAR!
9. You proved you're the go to guy for fails in the statement I quoted. You'd have to be to disagree with me on that.
FAIL!
LIAR!
NOCMM: I think I understand why you didn't go through my statements and note everything that was right, now. Your promo would be more about how I'm always then proving me wrong. I think this means your pole was a bad idea. I'm not going through anymore more of my statements. I have a life and it's obvious to all the old skool fans that I never say things that are untrue, so there isn't a point. That steel pole of yours really was a shit idea since all it has done was make me look good and you look too pround to admit I was right about something. Is this you 'turning heel'? It really does seem like it.
FAIL!
Kelli loves getting her ass fucked, so she cuts a hole in her left asscheek. NOCMM puts his huge invisible cock in the hole and spreads it out. Kelli's flabby ass cheek is bleeding all over the place. The blood looks like it's floating when it's on NOCMM's cock.
NOCMM: Kelli paid me to dick her. Like she is doing right now, . If I 'hired' her then I'd be the one paying for sex, but I'm not. It's like you didn't even listen to what I said and lied about it anyway. Your fans are stupid, but I don't think they're that stupid to believe I'm paying someone who just said they were paying me.
LIAR!
NOCMM: Your 'wife' may have sent you those pictures, but they aren't pictures of your 'wife'. Those are pictures of Kelli Berglund and I. The reason she's smiling in the first picture is because she has a load of cum in her mouth. You can't see me, because I'm invisible, but when this picture was taking I was fucking her knee cap. My cock stopped most of the bleeding, and the rest of the blood blended in with the red carpet, so no one caught me wound-fucking her at that event. I was actually standing in front of her, but the camera saw right through me and took the photo of her smiling face.
FAIL!
NOCMM: That 2nd photo is from a modelling gig. You can't see this either in the picture, but I put two of my invisible fingers over her head and made it look like se had rabbit ears while I was fucking her elbow. I didn't want anyone to notice my bulge in her arm so I didn't go very deep into her flesh.
FAIL!
NOCMM: Why do you think anyone will believe that's your wife when you didn't even realize she was being sexually stimulated in those photographs? If you were married to her you'd know what she looked like when she was getting fucked. It's obvious you're a...
LIAR!
NOCMM: I wasn't talking about your 'wife', dumb fuck. I was talking about Kelli Berglund who actually is both of those things. Pay some fucking attention at least. Just a little. That's all I want. If you thought I was right about 'her' being a Disney Channel star then you should've dinged that phallic pole of yours by the way.
FAIL!
LIAR!
NOCMM: You're 'wife' is a man, so he isn't a whore. He'd be a man-whore. The same goes for me except I'm invisible, so I'm an Invisible-man-whore. Not a whore. Gendered nouns wouldn't be confusing if you weren't a .
FAIL!
NOCMM: I'm not a rookie, so no, I'm not 'mentally challenged'. God wouldn't have made me his manager if I was. Maybe you should brush up on your biblical history. You'd know something about what you were talking about. God hates like you so the last thing he'd do is employ someone like you.
FAIL!
NOCMM: If my client was a fraud he wouldn't have been able to get that footage from 1515 or shoot fire out of his mouth. Acting like you don't know what the word 'fraud' means is a fail and it's also lying. I'll press both buttons then.
FAIL!
LIAR!
NOCMM: Everything I said was true and you didn't tap the pole. Something tells me you're not tapping the pole so you can lie and say everything I said was a lie. You really are 'turning heel" aren't you? That would be the most predictable 'heel turn' ever. I guess that makes sense because your 'face' run has been such a let down so far.
FAIL!
NOCMM grabs the knife and pulls his cock out of Kelli's left ass cheek. Then he stabs Kelli Berglund foot and starts plugging that hole with his invisible cock.
NOCMM: Your 'wife' can't be hotter than 'herself'. If your 'wife' really was Kelli Berglund then you wouldn't have said this, because then it doesn't make any sense. If you changed your mind and think your 'wife' isn't Kelli Berglund anymore then maybe you should come out and say it instead of hinting at it like this. Doing it this way just makes you seem . Your 'wife' can't be hotter than Kelli Berglund if she is Kelli Berglund. That's all the confirmation I need to press this button and you a...
LIAR!
NOCMM: Oh I could hear you just fine. I do this thing every once in a while where I ask a hypothetical question. That's a question I don't expect you to answer. Surely you've encountered one before you fucking ? If you think you haven't yet I can tell you that you just did. The question I just asked was a hypothetical question. Do you get it now ThunderDumbFuck?
FAIL!
NOCMM: The only reason I asked the hypothetical question in the first place was because what you said was so gay and stupid that I couldn't believe anyone who thought they were straight would say it. I didn't know you were out of the closet and were open about the fact that you like to fuck men more than women. You still claim to be straight so why wouldn't I be surprised you said something gay? Did you finally realize that it's obvious to everyone that you're a? About time.
FAIL!
NOCMM: So being deaf is a problem to you, ThunderBolt? I know some deaf people and if I signed to them that you said that you think that, they'd sign back and call you a . They'd be right too. Being deaf is actually a good thing because then you don't have to hear green as shit rookies cut shit promos. I wish I was deaf. I know all seven of your Twitter followers wish they were deaf and blind so they wouldn't have to know any of your thoughts on anything. You know it too, that's why they didn't retweet your tweet about that stunner.
FAIL!
NOCMM: You beeped the lie buzzer when nothing I said was a lie and you didn't ding the pole. If you're not going to take your own promo seriously then I'm not even going to watch the rest and give you the publicity. It's almost the promo deadline anyway and I'd have enough of you shitting on the best art form of all time.
FAIL!
LIAR!
NOCMM cums in Kelli and his cum shoots through her bloodstream. Then he pulls out and wipes his invisible cock with her sexy hair, putting an end to their 69 hour sex matrathon. Kelli signs her check and hands it to NOCMM before going home to where she lives, hopefully far away from ThunderBolt X and his husband who is so obsessed with her. NOCMM would be pretty pissed if if they saw how good his promos were decided to get back at him by raping her and losing their virginities.
NOCMM: That was all I'm willing to watch of ThunderBoring's shitmo. I'd probably kill myself if I watched anymore of it, so you should be glad I stopped or I wouldn't be able to make good promos anymore. Kelli Berglund is a hot bitch so I wouldn't mind if my client faced this again just so I'd have an excuse to fuck her.
NOCMM makes himself a sandwich as the scene fades to an Xtreme shade of black.
NOCMM buzzes the buzzer. FA- Wait it didn't say FAIL? It said LIAR!
NOCMM: That's right folks, ThunderLiar refuses to tell the truth so often that I had to get a LIAR buzzer. The fail buzzer is still here, but I'll be using it when the fails are just fails and not also lies. For example, ThunderBolt drinking water femininely isn't really lie, but anything that makes you look like a
is still a FAIL! Especially when you're trying so hard to convince people you're straight all the time. If ThunderBolt X really was straight he wouldn't need to try so hard to convince us. It would be obvious that he wasn't gay like it is for Hero Xtreme 7.9, the old skool fans, and I. Making it so obvious he's in the closet is a...NOCMM buzzes the fail buzzer. FAIL!
NOCMM eyes the camera with his invisible eyes while Kelli Berglund is bobbing up and down on his invisible cock, grinding her cisgendered female pussy on it. His invisible hands lie next to his buzzers. He knows he's in for a button pressing marathon, whether those buttons are Kelli Berglund's holes or his buzzers are anyone's guess. I'm guessing both since he's about to watch ThunderBolt's shitty promo.
NOCMM: Now that my hands are near my buzzers and my cock is inside ThunderBolt's dream cisgendered girl, let's start this shit-fest.
Quote:A camera turns on and Thunderbolt X can be seen.
Thunderbolt X- "I'm back and guess what I have"
Thunderbolt X pulls out NOCMM's little gay buzzer only it has another button and a steel pole attached to it.
Thunderbolt X- "That's right I stole NOCMM's buzzer but I modified it to have a ding button, just in case NOCMM does tell the truth" "I have picked another 8 statements at random" "Lets start with this one"
Thunderbolt X pulls out his phone and presses the play button.
NOCMM: You didn't steal my buzzer. I still have it right here.
NOCMM shows the buzzer to the camera. You can tell it's the same buzzer because it is showing wear from the last two promos where NOCMM pressed it like 100 times. It seems that ThunderBolt X is a...
LIAR!
NOCMM: This is still a bit of a 180 from your previous personality. It seems as if ThunderLiar is a little bipolar, which if you don't know is a mental condition, which means he's
. Seriously what happened to being a 'face'? He just admitted to stealing even if he is lying about the fact that he stole. That's hardly a 'face' move ThunderBolt X. In actuality it's a...FAIL!
NOCMM: We have to turn to the transcript for this next one. ThunderBolt's narrator even lied about the buzzer and said it was mine. I guess they thought I wouldn't do two promos today and catch that. So, the narrator is a...
LIAR!
NOCMM: And ThunderBolt X gave this lying narrator a job? I can't call that anything other than a...
FAIL!
NOCMM: Since this Jacob Cass man is supposedly a 'face'. A 'face' has no reason to work a lying narrator, because lying in his transcripts would just make him look like a 'heel'. This is why I work closely with my narrator on my transcripts and try to give the people who read promos an enhancement of what they viewed instead of giving them a transcript with more lies like ThunderBolt does. I do agree with ThunderBolt's narrator about one thing, ThunderBolt's fail buzzer is gay.
FAIL!
NOCMM: God said something really smart (he does this all the time) and a rookie philosopher or something plagiarized him once. What God said was "Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery", so that means ThunderBolt keeps copying my promo concepts because he's trying to flatter me. For those of you that don't know my gender for some reason, I'm male. ThunderBolt is also male. That means he's trying to flatter a man. That's gay.
FAIL!
NOCMM: I'm also am not flattered, since I am a straight man, which makes me un-flatterable by gay men. For all you stupid people out there that haven't realized it yet, my cock is inside a hot chick right now and it's fucking hard. If I was gay and could be flattered by men, I wouldn't be giving Kelli Berglund so many orgasms. I'd be in Hell because that's where fags go. So ThunderBolt X I'm afraid you failed to flatter me.
FAIL!
Kelli cries out in orgasm, but NOCMM keeps pumping his huge cock into her pussy-hole. It looks like he's going to give her even more orgasms. ThunderGay is probably regretting that he married a man now.
NOCMM: ThunderBolt X combats the 'rumor' that he's gay by adding a phallic steel pole to the fail buzzer. We all know where that's going right after his promo ends...Up his butt. That's disgusting.
FAIL!
NOCMM: Apparently, he's going to flick the phallic steel pole whenever I say something correct. I guess he's imagining it's my invisible cock and not his husband's real cock. I don't appreciate ThunderFag's admiration of me, but if it causes a rift in their gay marriage then it's for the best. I don't know why he thinks anyone would believe he is straight when he keeps subliminally sending us messages that state otherwise. It's obvious that ThunderBolt needs therapy.
FAIL!
NOCMM: He's only eight statements. How lazy. I guess ThunderBolt would rather suck cock than PROMOTE his match. That's sad since that's what these videos are for. I wish ThunderBolt would spend more time promoting the match than showing off how worthless and lazy he is in every promo. He's stealing my concept and doing it halfway, again. That has to be a...
FAIL!
NOCMM: However, the eight statements he picked aren't going to be at random like he claims. They are going to be the statements he thinks are the easiest to twist and lie about. That's how ThunderLiar operates. He isn't an honest man. He's a...
LIAR!
NOCMM: So he strapped on a dinger to his, as his narrator pointed out, gay buzzer. I think his husband does something similar now that his cock is gone, but that's aside the point. As you heard, he goes on to explain that he'll dinging this every time I say something true. I am going to hold to that. Every time he fails to ding the phallic steel pole when I did say something true, I will be buzzing both my FAIL buzzer and my LIAR buzzer, because every time that happens he's failing to do what he set out to do and lying about the fact that I told the truth. Giving me more opportunities to call you a liar is the biggest fail so far. I'm glad you lie so much, because it makes my job so much fun. Your seven Twitter followers on the other hand? Well they won't be so happy when they find out just how on fire your pants really are.
FAIL!
NOCMM: Kelli, do you think it's time to bring on the first 'random' statement?
Kelli is getting fucked so hard by NOCMM's cock that she starts sputtering and screaming in orgasm. NOCMM laughs, and realizes that must be fucked stupid cisgendered female woman for "Yes, and please keep fucking me, This is the best money I've ever spent". I bet ThunderFaggot wishes a woman as hot as Kelli wanted his cock the same way. Too bad he's a beta
and not an alpha male with a harem of celebrity living sex dolls (that means a living woman whose only real purpose is to serve an invisible man's huge cock) like NOCMM and his only opponent tomorrow. I'd say possibly one of three of his opponents tomorrow, but it's obvious that ThunderBolt won't win since he's so bad at wrestling. He even got tossed out first in the Sean Falcon Classic like a bitch. NOCMM plays the next shitty clip of ThunderBolt's piece of trash promo.Quote:(What NOCMM said: NOCMM: Hero didn't say anything about you,
Thunderbolt X presses stop.
Thunderbolt X- "Ok lets get this straight" "If I say Hero then I'm talking directly to your client regardless if he said anything or not" "My match is with your client and not you, Mr NOCMM, so I'm intitled to speak with your client whether or not he wants to" "Oh and for the record, I am not gay" "I like pussy, not dicks"
Thunderbolt X presses play.
NOCMM: You're incapable of getting anything straight, ThunderRetard. I'm going to keep reminding you of this fact until you accept it. You're gay, so you have no frame of reference when it comes things being straight. Stop using this expression, using phrases you don't know the meaning of just makes you sound stupid.
FAIL!
NOCMM: There's a difference between addressing my client and putting words if his mouth. My client didn't say the things that you said he said and that's why I said what I said. Could you follow that last grammatically correct sentence or should I say it slower for you? Actually don't answer that. I'm not going to say it slower for you. You're a big kid so you can print out the transcript and read it slower yourself if that sentence confused you. I bet it did, considering how
you are.FAIL!
NOCMM: Your match is against my client. That's a good point, but it makes me wonder why you chose to pretend what I say is what my client says instead of researching and finding things my client did say. That might actually make a good promo, instead of arguing with someone who's not even in your match tomorrow about whether or not you like cock. No one expects you to do something original, that's fact, but instead of proving them wrong and busting out a good promo you chose to copy the promo style of someone who you aren't even going to fight. That's a fail if I've ever seen one. Why do shitty rappers like you focus on proving the haters right as opposed to proving them wrong like good rappers? Is it because your favorite rapper is John Cena?
FAIL!
NOCMM: You are entitled to speak about my client, but to him like you kept trying to do over at priority prayers and like you did in your promo is a completely different story. That costs money for someone of your in-ring experience. Even after tomorrow it will still be something you'll have to pay for. Mandii, Cohen Horne, S.A.M., Karl Cross, Bruce Blingsteen, and Peter Gilmour all had their flaws, but deep down in their core there was something I couldn't see and only God could. God already weighted in on if there was anything special about you since someone asked him to on priority prayers. He said no. Which means you'll remain a rookie along all those who competed with God and weren't picked to be main eventers. You aren't entitled to that at all.
LIAR!
NOCMM: Then ThunderFaggot lets down all seven of his gay Twitter followers and remains in the closet. Hiding your sexuality makes you a...
LIAR!
NOCMM: It's really insulting to your fans when you lie to them about your sexuality. Do you really think they'll believe that stupid lie? I'm not one of your fans and I'm not stupid either, so I can see right through it. I have empathy for your seven fans though. It hurts to be lied to by someone you don't care about enough to retweet. I've been there. I'm one of the people who thought the springboard stunner was cool, but I didn't retweet you since I didn't give a fuck about your opinion on it just like your seven Twitter followers. It cuts me and your fans so low that you lied to us. Was this the act of revenge you mentioned in the title of this promo? You got your revenge then. We didn't retweet your shitty tweet so you took it out on us by breaking our trust. Disrepcting your fans like that may of seen fun at the time, but it's a lose-lose situation for you. Or should I say...
FAIL!-FAIL!?
NOCMM: So ThunderBolt goes through all the trouble of 'stealing' my FAIL buzzer and then he didn't even use it? That's a fail if I ever saw one. And it's pretty
to break the law for no reason. I guess he couldn't find anything he thought was a fail. That's why you shouldn't just pick statements at random then, even though I'm sure he knew this was going to be statement one. This was a learning experience for him then. Too bad this wasn't a practice promo.FAIL!
NOCMM: I noticed that you didn't ding that pole. Allow me to note the part of my statement that were true then, since you're so
and ignoring the duty you placed on yourself. The first true thing is that Hero Xtreme 7.9 didn't say anything about you. The second true thing is I said things about you. The third true thing is that I said my client doesn't talk to rookies which is true he never has. Our fourth true statement is that he especially doesn't talk to gay rookies, seems pretty straight forward to me (I'm glad I came in her ears so Kelli couldn't hear that pun). The fifth true thing is that I'm invisible. And finally the sixth true thing is that I'm not God. Those of you with transcripts can note that it doesn't say "Hero Xtreme 7.9" in front of my name when I talk so that means I can't be God. NOCMM starts thrusting harder into the woman ThunderBolt X wishes he was married to.
NOCMM: It looks like you owe me six dings and I owe you six of each of my buzzers. I'll do that and then we'll roll the next clip.
FAIL!
LIAR!
FAIL!
LIAR!
FAIL!
LIAR!
FAIL!
LIAR!
FAIL!
LIAR!
FAIL!
LIAR!
Quote:(What NOCMM said: NOCMM: God has made a mistake before ThunderBolt. There are two things that God disclosed was a mistake. He admitted that making rookies so
Thunderbolt X presses the stop button.
Thunderbolt X- "Woah, your client is a murderer?" "Now correct me if I'm wrong, but the real god never killed someone" "I hope to god the FBI come and arrest you guys for manslaughter" "I'm sorry but your client isn't god so this statement is a …"
Thunderbolt X presses the red button which stands for…
LIE
Thunderbolt X presses the play button on his phone and the next statement is blared throughout the arena.
NOCMM: Well shit. I should've watched your promo before I got the LIAR buzzer because now it looks like I'm plagiarizing. I implore you all that this was a Hunger Games and Battle Royale situation. I was unaware of this 'lie' buzzer. On the bright side, it obvious now that he was lying about 'stealing' my buzzer. My fail buzzer doesn't say 'LIE' it says fail. At this point in the promo even the most
of your seven fans know you're a...LIAR!
NOCMM: It isn't murder when God takes a life,
. God decides who lives and who dies. He mistakenly took the like of an abortion doctor using his God powers. He was going to take over the doctors body and abort the gay baby himself but he tripped on a rock and died. That's not murder. I don't know why you're so picky about this anyway since you think it's okay to steal. Stealing is a lot worse than using your God powers to take over someone's body and accidentally killing them instead of aborting a gay baby. FAIL!
NOCMM: Do you even know that the FBI is, ThunderCunt? They don't interfere in supernatural activity they just enforce laws and catch criminals like you. The FBI is more likely to investigate you child porn habit than God pulling the plugs and not using his God powers to save drowning people. It's called separation of church and state. Congress can't make laws about when God can flex his powers and when he can't.
FAIL!
NOCMM: The real God, Hero Xtreme 7.9, does kill people. All the time and on purpose. There is even a service where old people can go to a place and wait for God to kill them. It's called a retirement home. They go there so their kids don't ever have to deal with the pungent dead body smell. We call it dying. Everyone who has ever died is someone God killed. Then when their body gets burned they go to judgement. Don't you have a parent who can explain this to you ThunderRetard?
FAIL!
NOCMM: My client is God. You couldn't explain the 1515 footage so it remains true. I don't know why you keep choosing to lie about something you already confirmed is true.
LIAR!
NOCMM: You are really shitty at dinging that pole ThunderBolt X. Allow me to make a list of everything you missed and buzz you in accordingly.
NOCMM pulls Kelli off his dick, bends her over and starts fucking her cisgendered female asshole doggy-style. Then he grabs a paper and a pen and uses her back to write on the paper. He didn't write the sound effects, after each truth he told he buzzed both buzzers and those are the sounds they made.
1. I was right about God making mistakes before.
FAIL!
LIAR!
2. I was right about the number of mistakes he disclosed made until he disclosed the third mistake after I said that.
FAIL!
LIAR!
3. He did admit that making that making rookies
was a mistake.FAIL!
LIAR!
4. He did accidentally kill an abortion doctor instead of the gay child.
FAIL!
LIAR!
5. The saying is in fact "God makes very few mistakes" which people have been misquoting since I first said it eight days after the world was created.
FAIL!
LIAR!
6. When I said, "Even if that was a real mistake, which it wasn't it was just you lying again then it wouldn't nullify the fact that he's God" it was true and probably why he didn't counter that point.
FAIL!
LIAR!
7. It's true that that was in fact something I said and not something God said.
FAIL!
LIAR!
8. That all was why I think he has been nicknamed ThunderRetard, so that is true. I don't lie about my opinions on the origins of nicknames for the same reason I don't lie about anything else. That reason is that lying is wrong.
FAIL!
LIAR!
9. You proved you're the go to guy for fails in the statement I quoted. You'd have to be
to disagree with me on that. FAIL!
LIAR!
NOCMM: I think I understand why you didn't go through my statements and note everything that was right, now. Your promo would be more about how I'm always then proving me wrong. I think this means your pole was a bad idea. I'm not going through anymore more of my statements. I have a life and it's obvious to all the old skool fans that I never say things that are untrue, so there isn't a point. That steel pole of yours really was a shit idea since all it has done was make me look good and you look too pround to admit I was right about something. Is this you 'turning heel'? It really does seem like it.
FAIL!
Kelli loves getting her ass fucked, so she cuts a hole in her left asscheek. NOCMM puts his huge invisible cock in the hole and spreads it out. Kelli's flabby ass cheek is bleeding all over the place. The blood looks like it's floating when it's on NOCMM's cock.
Quote:(What NOCMM said: NOCMM: She's paying me to do this. She's a Disney Channel whore. This isn't your 'wife', ThunderTard, your 'wife' is a man. I'm not fucking your 'wife's' transgendered female mouth right now. I'm fucking Kelli Berglund's cisgendered female mouth. You see there's a big difference. When your 'wife' sucks your gay little cock it's actually a man doing it, but when Kelli sucks a cock it's straight because she was born a woman and chose to remain a woman)
Thunderbolt X presses the stop button.
Thunderbolt X- "Hahaha" "Wow whoever you hired is a great sexual actor" "Oh and take a look at these pics that my wife send me"
Thunderbolt X- "Oh and my wife is a Disney Channel Actress not a whore, unlike you and your mentally challenged reject of a fraud client" "This statement is a…"
Thunderbolt X bashes down the big red button.
LIE
Thunderbolt X presses the green play button.
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NOCMM: Kelli paid me to dick her. Like she is doing right now,
. If I 'hired' her then I'd be the one paying for sex, but I'm not. It's like you didn't even listen to what I said and lied about it anyway. Your fans are stupid, but I don't think they're that stupid to believe I'm paying someone who just said they were paying me. LIAR!
NOCMM: Your 'wife' may have sent you those pictures, but they aren't pictures of your 'wife'. Those are pictures of Kelli Berglund and I. The reason she's smiling in the first picture is because she has a load of cum in her mouth. You can't see me, because I'm invisible, but when this picture was taking I was fucking her knee cap. My cock stopped most of the bleeding, and the rest of the blood blended in with the red carpet, so no one caught me wound-fucking her at that event. I was actually standing in front of her, but the camera saw right through me and took the photo of her smiling face.
FAIL!
NOCMM: That 2nd photo is from a modelling gig. You can't see this either in the picture, but I put two of my invisible fingers over her head and made it look like se had rabbit ears while I was fucking her elbow. I didn't want anyone to notice my bulge in her arm so I didn't go very deep into her flesh.
FAIL!
NOCMM: Why do you think anyone will believe that's your wife when you didn't even realize she was being sexually stimulated in those photographs? If you were married to her you'd know what she looked like when she was getting fucked. It's obvious you're a...
LIAR!
NOCMM: I wasn't talking about your 'wife', dumb fuck. I was talking about Kelli Berglund who actually is both of those things. Pay some fucking attention at least. Just a little. That's all I want. If you thought I was right about 'her' being a Disney Channel star then you should've dinged that phallic pole of yours by the way.
FAIL!
LIAR!
NOCMM: You're 'wife' is a man, so he isn't a whore. He'd be a man-whore. The same goes for me except I'm invisible, so I'm an Invisible-man-whore. Not a whore. Gendered nouns wouldn't be confusing if you weren't a
.FAIL!
NOCMM: I'm not a rookie, so no, I'm not 'mentally challenged'. God wouldn't have made me his manager if I was. Maybe you should brush up on your biblical history. You'd know something about what you were talking about. God hates
like you so the last thing he'd do is employ someone like you.FAIL!
NOCMM: If my client was a fraud he wouldn't have been able to get that footage from 1515 or shoot fire out of his mouth. Acting like you don't know what the word 'fraud' means is a fail and it's also lying. I'll press both buttons then.
FAIL!
LIAR!
NOCMM: Everything I said was true and you didn't tap the pole. Something tells me you're not tapping the pole so you can lie and say everything I said was a lie. You really are 'turning heel" aren't you? That would be the most predictable 'heel turn' ever. I guess that makes sense because your 'face' run has been such a let down so far.
FAIL!
NOCMM grabs the knife and pulls his cock out of Kelli's left ass cheek. Then he stabs Kelli Berglund foot and starts plugging that hole with his invisible cock.
Quote:(What NOCMM said: NOCMM: Did you seriously say that your 'wife' is hotter a woman? Even the woman that 'she' supposedly is who is sucking my cock? I'm sorry ThunderBolt, but that line of thinking makes no sense. A man who turned into a 'woman' cannot be more attractive than a biological woman. Only a
Thunderbolt X presses the red button on his phone.
Thunderbolt X- "Oh only a
Thunderbolt X presses the big red button meaning the statement is a…
LIE
Thunderbolt X presses the play button his phone.
NOCMM: Your 'wife' can't be hotter than 'herself'. If your 'wife' really was Kelli Berglund then you wouldn't have said this, because then it doesn't make any sense. If you changed your mind and think your 'wife' isn't Kelli Berglund anymore then maybe you should come out and say it instead of hinting at it like this. Doing it this way just makes you seem
. Your 'wife' can't be hotter than Kelli Berglund if she is Kelli Berglund. That's all the confirmation I need to press this button and you a...LIAR!
NOCMM: Oh I could hear you just fine. I do this thing every once in a while where I ask a hypothetical question. That's a question I don't expect you to answer. Surely you've encountered one before you fucking
? If you think you haven't yet I can tell you that you just did. The question I just asked was a hypothetical question. Do you get it now ThunderDumbFuck?FAIL!
NOCMM: The only reason I asked the hypothetical question in the first place was because what you said was so gay and stupid that I couldn't believe anyone who thought they were straight would say it. I didn't know you were out of the closet and were open about the fact that you like to fuck men more than women. You still claim to be straight so why wouldn't I be surprised you said something gay? Did you finally realize that it's obvious to everyone that you're a
? About time. FAIL!
NOCMM: So being deaf is a problem to you, ThunderBolt? I know some deaf people and if I signed to them that you said that you think that, they'd sign back and call you a
. They'd be right too. Being deaf is actually a good thing because then you don't have to hear green as shit rookies cut shit promos. I wish I was deaf. I know all seven of your Twitter followers wish they were deaf and blind so they wouldn't have to know any of your thoughts on anything. You know it too, that's why they didn't retweet your tweet about that stunner. FAIL!
NOCMM: You beeped the lie buzzer when nothing I said was a lie and you didn't ding the pole. If you're not going to take your own promo seriously then I'm not even going to watch the rest and give you the publicity. It's almost the promo deadline anyway and I'd have enough of you shitting on the best art form of all time.
FAIL!
LIAR!
NOCMM cums in Kelli and his cum shoots through her bloodstream. Then he pulls out and wipes his invisible cock with her sexy hair, putting an end to their 69 hour sex matrathon. Kelli signs her check and hands it to NOCMM before going home to where she lives, hopefully far away from ThunderBolt X and his husband who is so obsessed with her. NOCMM would be pretty pissed if if they saw how good his promos were decided to get back at him by raping her and losing their virginities.
NOCMM: That was all I'm willing to watch of ThunderBoring's shitmo. I'd probably kill myself if I watched anymore of it, so you should be glad I stopped or I wouldn't be able to make good promos anymore. Kelli Berglund is a hot bitch so I wouldn't mind if my client faced this
again just so I'd have an excuse to fuck her. NOCMM makes himself a sandwich as the scene fades to an Xtreme shade of black.